Sage Of Truth From Town Square Used His Cat As A Pointer During A Lecture To Get Students' Attention

Part 26

Dipper is definitly gonna get nightmares

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part 28

it was never about style

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(just kidding, it was about style, but I realized how convenient it was for the narrative. Taking his hat was the first thing he did when he was in Ford's body, he hide the last piece of his world in it, so why not his powers too? and that's the only thing he didn't bring inside the house. I'm always two step forward without knowing about it xD)

Sorry to be a bit late, im currently having some troubles with homework.

I actually love this

i don't think the theraprism is a good thing, guys

Corrupted Dark Cacao AU [Tea Party for the Fallen page 9-10]

Alright everyone, it's all downhill from here, so buckle up

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what if everyone became cannibalistic...

crk but the theme song is butcher vanity and everyone's a cannibal for like 4 months specifically and there's no way of stopping it

elder faerie's old grandpa body will NOT survive compared to Shadow Milk (like sure this happened in canon but it's happening here)

sheer chaos in the creme republic. half the elders are dead and somehow elder custard is alive (but he ran away like a coward ofc)

baumkuchen is alive and well and is staying with clotted cream (clotted cream is doing a horrible job when it comes to resisting the voracity...but hey, at least nobody's dead yet in that hiding spot)

Gingerbrave and Strawberry survive because of sheer luck and plot armor (game goes for Wizard but he got missing)

Chili Pepper and Rye had a fight. Rye won (but at what cost...)

Moonlight and Sea Fairy tried REALLY hard to not take a slice outta each other (they're both in some kinda deep hibernation type shit to stay away from everyone else)

Burning Spice is RUTHLESS. oh my god that bitch-ass devoured everyone in sight, does his gluttony know no bounds

Hollyberry fought Pitaya (her soul jam became a little more damaged afterwards, currently taking on her "disguise" as "Unnamed Huntress")

Mystic Flour is fine with Cloud Haetae...mostly. the flour fog kinda messed up whatever influenced everyone else, but not by a lot

Crunchy Chip fought Dark Cacao. Crunchy Chip is lost to oblivion and the Cream Wolves are out and about

Caramel Arrow finds Affogato and kills him (this wasn't to get food, she just hated his ass so much she tracked him down and shot him)

Pure Vanilla and White Lily are working on a cure (Wizard is here btw) and it's managed as well as the fog from the ivory pagoda. Not much but it's something alright

Most of the COD are scattered after Licorice tried to consume Butter Roll, and Red Velvet killed two of those npc's from the cookie lab thing (the one with red and black hair, and the one with the glasses i think) all in all it's insane and I don't think anyone's really doing okay

Us Beast x Ancient fans just can't stop winning... Every Beast-Yeast update gets more and more suspicious... Silent Salt update is gonna have Salt walking up to White Lily with flowers in one hand and an engagement ring in the other

dear have you somehow have been stalking my silly little notes.... bcus ive been having the same train of thought ever since ep 7???

like i modified this silly little chart when ep 8 came out.... how did you know...... for all i know you've been haunting my numerous burningcheese fanfic drafts too..... /j /silly

ok but seriously. RIGHT???? I KNOW I WASNT INSANE WHEN I THOUGHT IT. with every update the beasts get even more.... like that???? huh??? someone sedate me please

like Mystic Flour hides her feelings (ofc Dark Cacao still sees right through her) so it's not shown that much -> Burning Spice gains an intense menhera/yandere obsession with Golden Cheese -> Shadow Milk OUTRIGHT SAYS THE MOST. INSANE THINGS TO PURE VANILLA -> and now Eternal Sugar is fully getting so close to Hollyberry's face and batting her eyelashes, holding her hands tenderly, taking her on a romantic flying date.....

you're right dear merchant, atp Silent Salt is just going to fully get down on one knee within 5 secs of meeting White Lily or something

part 20

Back to school means back to once a week

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TW! DEATH, MENTAL BREAKDOWN (SORTA)

The king’s unblinking gaze was locked onto the priestess’ mirror…the same mirror that had inflicted that dreaded curse upon him long ago.

And that was when it hit him. It snapped. The king’s patience and will snapped in two like a measly rubber band. Pomegranate stood before them, with the same cold smirk, her crimson heels clicking along the stone floor towards them, musing with a small, childish giggle in which she hid behind her sleeve. She did not even need to inflict the spell, for the sight of the red robed cookie was enough to send his rage..his anger, his berserk conscience locked deep within the King’s mind into a raging frenzy. Dark Cacao’s hand turned numb, beginning to pulsate and prickle with pain. He would’ve held himself back..but what was the point? Dark Choco stood beside him with pursed lips, visage scrunching further with vexation as his enemy approached. Yet as soon as his gaze caught his father’s almost expressionless face, and his throbbing and pulsating hand, his pupils narrowed. The king’s expression twisted into a LIVID snarl, his soul jam beginning to flicker profusely.

``…Father..!? Father! Snap out of it! Before-``

His desperate attempts to warn his father were all in vain as the furious king dashed towards the priestess, slashing right at her throat with his mighty blade.

But, the attack was to no avail, as she manuvered backwards just in time to dodge the unplanned attack. She was toying with him.

All of a sudden, The king doubles over, screaming in pain as he grips his right arm, feeling it begin to grow swollen as bones and muscles shift, crown beginning to dismember and float. The black spreads up his arm, claws breaking through his gloves. His sleeve starts to tear, Dark Cacao growling in agony. The pain is unlike anything he's ever felt; it's suffocating.

At this point, the pain is excruciating. He can't think properly, breathe properly, it just hurts. And he wants it to stop.

The crimson priestess only muses with a menacing smirk as she watched the king transform. The king feels the exact rage, the very rage consuming his mind coursing through his veins, as the agony travels to the rest of his body, his body pulsating whilst his left arm follows suit.

``..YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!`` Dark Choco dashed at Pomegranate, before the throne room echoed with the battle of spells and swords.

It quickly spreads to the rest of his body, he soon starts to increase in size, bones growing and contorting to fit this..new form. His groans and cries turn to guttural and agonised screams. He just wishes somebody..anybody, would make it stop.

Dark Choco was too oblivious and distracted by the fight to notice his father’s agony..he was going to end Pomegranate..here and now.

He lets out an agonised scream as his face starts to turn, features appearing to melt into one another as his eyes and mouth turn white. His scream turns more and more guttural as he keeps growing, Dark Cacao finally accepting defeat and letting his berserk self take control once more.

Dark Choco froze at the anguished wail, staring at him in horror. ``..F..Father?`` He managed to utter, before Pomegranate struck Choco, causing him to hit the far wall of the throne room and sank several inches into it, the wind knocked from his lungs in one painful smack.

The armour morphs with him; well, the top half at least. The rest isn't so lucky. The metal surrounding his feet and legs groans under the increased pressure, eventually cracking and snapping off.

Dark Cacao can't speak; his words come out as guttural roars as he grows to 20ft. Then 40ft. And he keeps growing taller and taller, hair dissipating into smoky tendrils, until the lower half of his body disappears into smoke as well. He towers over the two, its roar almost deafening.

The ghostly beast seems to immediately turn its attention to Pomegranate Cookie, vengeance clouding its glowing white eyes.

The priestess’ eyes widened, yet she tried to shirk off her fear with a mocking giggle. ``…Pathetic…seems you always will be a monster.``

The beast was triggered by her words, roaring as it began to slash and claw at her mercilessly. She swiftly dodged, believing she could trap it with the same incapacitation spell that unleashed it.

Yet..the spell was to no avail. The crimson priestess’ brows furrowed, watching her spell fail as she now stared up in horror at the beast, then back at Dark Choco Cookie..She knew full well this was karma.

The beast raised its claw, right before slashing her body clean open, the life almost immediately fading from her eyes as her body limply hit the wall. Her anguished cry of agony soon fell silent.

She was finally dead.

Part 21

Surprise surprise!

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Corrupted Dark Cacao AU [Tea Party for the Fallen page 15-16]

Wow, you can see PV giving up in real time!

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