Cingedash - Photosynthesis > Sleep

psh, this party sucks *teleports to the cactus dimension* oh i don't like it here

all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss tehee welcome to Tumblr..... we're not like the Other Social Media Sites 😝😘 and then proceed to unironically describe tumblr like the shangri la of social media where we all live laugh reblog and have long ebony black hair and flip off preps as if every fucking day on here for the last ten years hasn't been a bloody trial with innumerable casualties like we don't weekly see the most hilarious drama and indescribable dysfunctionality. you're all like acclimated deep sea organisms enticing soft photic zone invertebrates to come down. they're going to fucking die.

cutlery is a dangerous word one slip up and larry fucking gets it

I think it’s funny how celebrities moving from Twitter to Tumblr gain nothing here.

Like, settle in to be just some guy. No one cares. You are just as much tumblrina as the rest of us now.

Yeah, you might be famous, but you’re not tumblr famous. Yeah, you won an Oscar but you’ll never be as beloved as Blorbo from my shows. We will never freak out about you answering our ask as we will freak out over our ship still not being canon. We care more about hot takes than follower counts here. We are so unmarketable, there is no good PR on our hellsite /aff.

We only wanna see cool shoelaces that’s it.

i find it funny how i’ll just be like, nah i’m not actually trans i’m just faking it. like bitch you almost cried last time you took your shirt off

i love obscure animal species with super specific names. found out about a new species of snake called the black headed cat eyed snake and im like damn i already know two things about this animal

It's my little brother's birthday, so we're at the pool with a couple of his (guy) friends, as well as two of the friends' dad

Another friend joined us last-minute bc she was already here. She's closest to my sibling who didn't come, but she's also good friends with the rest of us, and our families have also been friends for ages.

The dad of the other two friends asked why she was spending so much time with us, and said she "must be sweet on someone"

1. no

2. have you ever heard of friends

3. boys and girls can be friends

4. unless you're saying your boys only like to hang out with my brothers bc they're sweet on them?

5. she already has a boyfriend

Just *aroace angy* stop that!!! friends are a thing that can exist independently of crushes or fancying people or whatever you wanna call it! a girl doesn't have to fancy a boy to want to hang out with him and his friends, maybe, just MAYBE, she actually likes him AS A FRIEND!!!

*sigh* some older people are just. a lil annoying with their ideas of romance and what it means when a boy and girl are friends and all

sometimes "he would not fucking say that" isn't just about fanfic. sometimes a new season of the show comes out and in canon he is now saying things he just would not fucking say

Hi

writing romance is even more wild it’s like I don’t know why the hell these words go together but they sure as heck seem to make people cry

being loveless and being able to enjoy romance in fiction is so fucking wild

its like, i have no concept of what love even is, i fundamentally cannot understand it, but you can be damn sure i’ll cry my eyes out during the lesbian wedding in the video game i like