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An episode I'd like to pitch to the Teen Wolf writers: Scott McCall's spa day. It's 44 minutes of Scott getting a massage at a luxurious spa while he listens to relaxing music, sips expensive bottled water, and nibbles on fresh strawberries. He's wrapped in a fluffy robe and reclining in a massage chair, spa candles flickering calmly in the dimly lit room. The masseuse has worked out all of the knots and kinks embedded deep in his muscles, and Scott feels like he's going to just melt into a happy puddle right there in his chair. Things get tense as curiosity strikes him and he attempts to eat one of the cucumbers from his face mask, but crisis is averted when his masseuse is like, "Please don't eat that. It's for your face. If you really want cucumbers, I'll see if the folks in back will chop some for you." Scott, blushing in embarrassment beneath his slightly tingly, exfoliating face mask, politely declines the offer. The episode ends with him thanking his masseuse after their session and leaving the spa feeling totally relaxed and renewed. He buys cucumbers on his way home. That's it. That's my pitch.

#Okay, but we still don’t have a heterosexual explanation for this [2//??]

Lardo’s ability to hang out with both art kids and jocks is incredible. (x)

wow i can’t believe ngozi confirmed polyfrogs 

Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.

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They look so snuggly in their little blanket purrito

‘Bro!’ ‘Broooo.’

Last stream, I asked the people in the chat what they wanted me to draw, they came to a conclusion that Ransom/Nursey would be it. I see them hooking up at parties, because they’re both Party Bros. Also I’m pretty sure Nursey has an unquenchable thirst for Ransom, because damn. 

Hm, for a prompt, how about Lardo coming out as some kind of queer to the team?

They’re joking.

Lardo thinks they’re joking. She hopes they are, because if Ransom and Holster are being serious right now, Lardo’s gonna have to address the fact that her best friends are morons. Sure, Lardo’s never explicitly stated her sexuality; she’s not really sure what it is herself, other than not straight. She thought that much was obvious.  And now Camilla’s looking at her like she’s not sure what’s going on, and Lardo had been so cool earlier and managed to bring her hot date back to her place and these guys are going to ruin it for her.

“See?” Holster is saying, waving his hand dramatically at the girls. “Chicks cuddle on the couch all the time bro, and they’ve got the closest friendships.”

Lardo winces a little at the word ‘friendship’ and Camilla just shakes her head, hiding a smile. Thank God she already knows the guys through Jack, or she might start to think Lardo has bad taste in friends.

“What more do you want from me, man?” Ransom asks, hands thrown up in desperation. “We’ve already started taking communal naps.”

Throughout this, Lardo and Camilla sit stock still on the couch, hoping if they don’t move, neither of the guys will notice Lardo’s unbuttoned shirt, Camilla’s hiked-up skirt. The haus was supposed to be empty, damnit.

“I’m just saying, if we wanna win the championship this year, we gotta up our d-man chemistry. Lardo and Cams are already hella tight. What’s your secret, Lards?”

Lardo looks at Camilla, asking a silent question. Camilla shrugs and nods.

“We’re dating,” Lardo answers simply. It feels good to say.

Holster’s face does a complicated series of expressions and Ransom looks like he’s trying not to react but failing pretty hard at it.

“Oh no. Oh man, are we totally cockblocking you right now?” Holster asks, moving towards his bag in small backwards steps.

“Box-blocking, dude,” Ransom corrects, tossing his own backpack over his shoulder. “We’ll be in the library for an hour… studying and stuff.”

“Make it two,” Lardo shouts to their hastily retreating backs.

they’re not nearly as sneaky as they think they are

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