So I Had To Do Some Errands Today And Then Stopped By Five Below And Saw This Cute Guy:

THIS and yes I know I'm a year late

PSA for all Deadpool and Wolverine fanfic writers: Stop writing Logan at a normal weight!

In the comics Logan is 5'3. Everyone knows that. What most don't know is that even at 5'3 he weighs 300 lbs. His skeleton is metal. He's real dense. Man cannot get in a body of water, he will sink every time (this is cannon).

What does that mean for movie!Logan?

He's gonna weigh a lot more. Hugh Jackman is 6'2! He is 11 inches taller than comic!Logan. That means 11 inches of more skeleton metal. He probably weighs closer to like 400lbs. If not more.

When he lays on top of someone, they will feel it. Good luck getting him off of whoever he slept on top of. Good luck breathing.

Edit: @vigilantsycamore did the math and apparently Logan would be closer to 500lbs. Everyone thank them for blessing us with math

I needed to talk about Only Murders in the Building with someone, so I attempted to explain it to my sister.

She assumed that Oliver and Teddy were exes, and I think that speaks volumes.

born to comment on every one of Martin Short's posts FORCED for him to not have any social media </3333

Aw, this is so sweet.

please like if you use.

i just wanted to put this here because uhhhhh I can and he's hot

might do another random photodump soon(if this isn't already one) bc I'm in desperate need for storage </3

cutie patootie

No time for caution!

FAME BECOMES ME MENTION!?!?!?!?!??!

Oliver Putnam, knocking on his friend Teddy's door every once in a while: