I've Been Slowly Writing For The Josuyasuweek Fics For December But Right Now I'm Down The Rabbit Hole

GUYs. What if there's an AU reddie fic where Richie is a part of SNL and Eddie is a guest celebrity???????? TAG ME WHEN YOUVE WRITTEN IT

Can you imagine 40s reddie where Richie is doing something mundane and Eddie tugs him away to go somewhere private and Richie is like "No wayy, this is doing something for you??" and Eddie is embarrassed but horny and like "just stfu and come over here"

Listen to me, R + E + 7 minutes in heaven. [because you know Stan would finally want them to get it over with already]

Imagine if Richie or Eddie had a secret super power and everytime the other is around, they have trouble controlling it.

Say like if Richie had a water power and he worked at a cafe with Stan, and Eddie comes by regularly. And they meet eyes while Richie is preparing a coffee and the hot water rises and splurts at Stan and he's like whAt THe fuckk?? Richie! Again????!

Everytime someone writes "what the fuck, Richard" in a reddie fic, please tell me you're thinking of the vine. I love you

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY: short tomgreg ideas Post-S4 scenarios

Chapter -

“Did you just spank me?” Tom challenged in a low voice.

My favourite thought atm is the idea of Richie realising Eddie likes something he said or did out of the blue (referring himself as daddy as a joke, or wearing a particular tight shirt with his big hairy arms showing, or cleaning the house without being told) and Eddie not retorting back and obvsly struggling to say words because he's surprisingly into it and Richie is still NOT OVeR that he got his boy after all these years and the fact that Eddie is INTO HIM for simple things like that and he's just over the moon and can't help voicing his disbelief "what.. WHAT No... NO.. YOU.. REALLY?! RIGHT NOW??"

And Eddie: "shut up. Fuck you. MAYBE? idk fuck you!"

i'm just uncomfortable in my skin right now!

Imagine if Reddie had a relationship where they didn't use words because they're still shy but they play with each other's hands, give each other neck massages, brushing hair out of their eyes, and then Richie boldy kisses the other on the cheek and Eddie doesn't get too mad about it and now he kisses him constantly 'as a joke' but they all knew what was happening and maybe Richie's kisses tend to slip lower to the corner of Eddie's mouth and yeah friends don't really do that

Imagine a no penny and the gang reunite anyway at the restaurant and Eddie isn't married and Reddie still bicker flirt and Stan announces loudly "I can't believe you two haven't gotten together yet. You're both so dumb"