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I was talking with a few friends and I was showing my “hear me out” list that isn’t actually a hear me out list (it’s more of a I would love to give you a hug and a cookie and listen to you talk about your problems for hours list) and as I was explaining that I wouldn’t really like to be with these people in any way but friendly, a teacher ended up overhearing the conversation and proceeded to tell me that I have a savior complex.

After taking some time to really think about it and analyze myself,

I’m sad to report that I have a savior complex.

Watching Star Trek.

I didn’t know Apollo knew the force.

He pulled a Darth Vader on Kirk.

Here’s a headcanon I have for Apollo

When the Olympian’s have to have a meeting they all have to talk one after the other and cannot interrupt each other. Zeus has made it a rule.

The reason?

Whenever someone lies Apollo, who is always shining light, stops shining for a little bit.

Zeus ended up finding this out and began using Apollo as a lie detector.

So now the gods make sure to be careful and not get too personal. The best way to keep your secrets is to keep them to yourself.

Artemis learned this from Apollo and told every god because Apollo just wants to go back to riding his chariot while he writes songs and poems.

Everyone try’s to stay out of trouble with Zeus because they don’t want to deal with his anger and Apollo has a book that he puts a tally in for every time he has to be called in to play lie detector and when Summer comes it the amount of tally’s a god gets is the amount of hot days they will get in their region and if it’s more days then should be warm then they get doubled up on to other summer days and make them hotter.

They have been doing good for a while at the beginning but over the years it has gotten so bad that summers are now almost always extremely hot.

It’s climate change and Apollo being called into interrogations to play lie detector. 

I miss you already 😭

It’s only January and this year already sucks

I need a caitvi au based on the animated swan princess movie from 1994.

I NEED IT!

I NEED MANY!!!

I made this cuz I was sad and it made me sad but in a different way

I finished both fallout and arcane within a 4 days of each other and I don’t think I should’ve done that in such a short span of time because my mental heath took a blow from both.

I was already having a hard time with the end of Arcane and then I just had to subject myself to Fallout (which was amazing) and I at least had someone to talk to about arcane but I don’t have anyone to talk to about fallout and I don’t know what to do.

But I got to know two amazing, beautiful sweet, deranged women along the way so it was worth it I have to say.

Still traumatized though lol.



Just finished arcane and I’m so fine it’s crazy how fine I am because I’m fine.

I’m fine.

(I have a dnd session and I’m going to act like a vampire hoe and I don’t know how I’ll do it but I’ll try)

(Dnd save me)

Funny thing right after the last episode ended I just walked downstairs and started making a pineapple upside down cake for the session because I didn’t know what else to do. Yeah yeah yeah wow this cake better be fucking awesome. It is the only thing keeping me at my fine, I think .



Spoiler warning

I was screaming during the caitvi scenes and Jayce with Viktor before they torched heads I was screaming KISS.

This show just crushed my heart as if it were Jell-O. 

One thing that I think is very frustrating and annoying and hurts my feelings is when people disregard my cleaning. I clean a different way compared to my family. I’m a mess before clean kind of cleaner and it’s especially horrible when people tell me that I’m just making a mess. I pull out my things and sort them and go section by section. I need to see everything so I know where I’m putting it. I also happen to have ADD and get distracted especially easy. And being told that my room is a disaster while I am working on it brings my motivation to continue working on it to 0. Just leave me alone to do my thing. Don’t mention my rooms current look. If you don’t like it, don’t look at it. If you want it done faster then don’t bring it up or I’ll go slower not because I’m trying to be petty but because you mentioning it has made it less enjoyable and relaxing for me and so I’ll get overwhelmed because I think I have a time limit and freeze up and avoid it.

For months. 

If you want me to get it done, just leave me alone.

I was just thinking of Damian Wayne and this idea just popped in my head.

The Damian we have in the comics is a clone.

Not to crazy a theory because there are a bunch of clones of Damian but I don’t mean it in that way.

In an older comic before Damian was introduced to the public a baby named Damian was adopted by a family and we never found out what happened to him and assumed that he probably was retconed (and maybe he was).

It was said that Damian was artificially aged up but wouldn’t Bruce know if he had been with Talia in that way 7 years ago and somehow has a 10 year old kid and someone could say that he may know about the artificial aging up because of Heretic but I think he would make some what of a big deal out of it (he’s Bruce!!!).

So thinking that Bruce thought that Talia lied to him for ten years about Damian and doesn’t know that Damian was artificially aged up then he wouldn’t have much to question if Damian was a clone and the only comparison he would have to tell if Damian was a clone would be Heretic and Bruce wouldn’t touching him with a twelve foot pole. 

So my theory is that Talia after fully realizing that she was going to be having a baby with her beloved may have also realized that she doesn’t want to put her child through what she had to go through or have her child be apart of Batman’s endless crusade against crime. So she lies to Bruce and has original Baby Dami and puts him up for adoption to a very kind family that she trust to take care of her baby and will allow him to have a normal life and begins making clones with original baby Dami’s dna and then when she get out Damian she artificially ages him up and begins his training and I feel like she still cares about the clones because they are her sons but she feels less guilty about training one because she made him for that exact purpose and along the way did grow to care for the clone of her son/the Damian we all know but still keeps her distance emotionally.

So I just think that somewhere out in the world there is a Damian that is just an average kid and living the life of an everyday person with his two adopted parents living happily ever after. And that thought makes me happy

Batman x the Barbie movie

But Jason is Barbie in this instance and goes to the real world, gets picked up by DC, and finds out that his death was a poll and a bunch of people called in so that he would die.

So I was listening to the song "Little Girls" from "Annie" (2014) and all of a sudden I came to the realization that Mr. D would have a love/hate relationship with the Annie movies (the one from 2014 and 1982).

As a joke Percy convicted everyone at camp to buy Annie (1982) DVDs to mess with Mr. D and it has been going for the longest time that Mr. D just gave in so that the campers can't bother him with it anymore.

And it worked until 2014 rolled around and once it came out on DVD the tournament began once more.

(mr. D won't admit that he loves the song Little Girls from Annie but he feels like he is 2014 Miss Hannigan but the campers think that he is 1982 miss Hannigan but he's a good mix of both leaning more towards 1982)

Batfam headcanon

The batfam has movie night every Sunday (they actually do it in the afternoon) but it has slowly become a book-based-movies-knowledge-off between Jason and Damian that they pretend is a fight but everyone knows that's just how they bond.

It was fun at the beginning for the rest of the bat family to watch but after a while it got annoying because, while the rest of the family is trying to watch the movie, Damian and Jason are booknerding out.

Jason puts Lord of the rings: the fellowship of the rings (extended addition) on because for the last 3 movie "nights" Cass, Dick, and Bruce have coordinated with each other to watch the 3 Hobbit movies.

Damian: "why are they not mentioning that it is also Frodo's birthday? And why did they make it so that Gandalf and Frodo don't know about the ring, they were in on the prank"

Jason: "Where are the dwarves that Bilbo was traveling with? There were supposed to be dwarves. The guy is 111, he needs them at this point"

Damian: "isn't Legolas supposed to have dark hair, why is he blonde?"

(Tim in the background: " leave Legolas out of this discussion, he's a hot elf that's all that matters")

This goes on for two movie "nights" and the next movie "night" its Duke's turn to pick.

Duke picks Little woman knowing full well that Damian and Jason will not talk during the movie and also because he likes to watch Jason pretend that he's not crying.

Afterwards Jason rereads the little woman book.

(no hate to the LoTR movies or Legolas I freaking love both but I do wish that they made it so Gandalf was in on the prank like in the books so that I could see Bilbo and him laughing at the other Hobbits because that would have been freaking hilarious but I understand why they didn't and love the movies anyway)

My mom got me a Stanley cup so she can get me to drink more water everyday instead of like 3 cups a week (I'm dehydrated, it's okay, it's a lifestyle, my kidneys are going to hate me in the future anyway) but within, I kid you not, 3 days of having it I have broken it already. Stanley cups are not ADHD proof it seems.

ADHD 1

Stanley 0

LoTR (movies) HC

Legolas is the oldest of the group but very young by elf standards. Like he's almost 3,000 in the movies but that means he's like the equivalent of like a 16/17 year old

Like in Riverdale after Legolas joins the fellowship other elves are coming up to him and asking him if he's sure he wants to go and kind of fussing over him a bit and that happens to him every time they are with other elves because he's seen as really young compared to them and he's also a prince and his dad is scary (and hot but that's beside the point)

Legolas, in rebellious teen fashion, doesn't like all the fussing and wants to do stuff himself.

The rest of the fellowship teases him about it.

My obsession with Legolas has finally reached a point where I did this

I have a problem okay. Legolas is both let's be honest

Current dilemma.

Trying to talk to people without giving them an existential crisis.

It's shouldnt be as hard as it is but my God, I caused my old therapist to freak out a bit because of something i said.

I'm trying to learn how to play DND and I just thought about what it would be like to have both a cleric and a paladin in the same party, I can only think that it would be these two things.

1. MCU Tony Stark and Peter Parker

The paladin would be Peter and the cleric would be tony and it would be that kind of dynamic.

Or

2. They would be like sorcerers and wizards

With the cleric saying stuff like "aw how cute, look at him with his little smiting" or "how adorable did they teach you that at summer camp, kiddo"

They would just be at each other's throats.

I also feel like they would have the best eyeliner out there because Bruce remembers his early Batman days and how much of a pain it was to find good eyeliner to cover the parts of his eyes that would show.

HC

Wayne enterprises start a makeup brand and skincare line.

I feel like Bruce would overhear Stephanie telling Cass that the makeup company she gets her favorite lipgloss from is discontinuing it and she is devastated by it.

So Bruce would ask Cass what lipgloss she was talking about and go to the company who makes it and buy the recipe.

Bruce would just come into a WE meeting and slap down the piece of paper with the recipe and say we're making this now.

And knowing Bruce he'd probably make it better by putting in stuff that will moisturize and not wipe off but still look the shiny.

He would give the first one to Steph for her birthday and she would be so happy, and seeing her happy would make Bruce happy.

Later on he would hear Barbra and Steph complaining about makeup, about how it causes them to break out and Barbra can never find her right eyebrow color and how cakey it looks no matter what they do and all the good makeup is too expensive.

And after hearing that conversation, Bruce would go on a tangent and learn everything he can about make up.

He would learn undertones and skin types and how the same color can look different on different skin colors and what the best makeup is and what it has in it and what is good for skin care.

Then he would go to different dermatologists and ask them questions about skin and good products for it depending on the skin type.

Eventually Selina would hear about this and ask Bruce what he was doing, he would tell her and she would probably tell him about different companies that have good makeup.

But also she would tell him that not a lot of makeup brands have colors for people with darker skin and they often exclude them or make the products not as good as products for people with lighter skin.

Because of this Bruce would start doing more research and asking more questions for people who aren't able to find makeup their color.

About a year 3/4s later WE makeup would release to the public.

HC

Wayne enterprises start a makeup brand and skincare line.

I feel like Bruce would overhear Stephanie telling Cass that the makeup company she gets her favorite lipgloss from is discontinuing it and she is devastated by it.

So Bruce would ask Cass what lipgloss she was talking about and go to the company who makes it and buy the recipe.

Bruce would just come into a WE meeting and slap down the piece of paper with the recipe and say we're making this now.

And knowing Bruce he'd probably make it better by putting in stuff that will moisturize and not wipe off but still look the shiny.

He would give the first one to Steph for her birthday and she would be so happy, and seeing her happy would make Bruce happy.

Later on he would hear Barbra and Steph complaining about makeup, about how it causes them to break out and Barbra can never find her right eyebrow color and how cakey it looks no matter what they do and all the good makeup is too expensive.

And after hearing that conversation, Bruce would go on a tangent and learn everything he can about make up.

He would learn undertones and skin types and how the same color can look different on different skin colors and what the best makeup is and what it has in it and what is good for skin care.

Then he would go to different dermatologists and ask them questions about skin and good products for it depending on the skin type.

Eventually Selina would hear about this and ask Bruce what he was doing, he would tell her and she would probably tell him about different companies that have good makeup.

But also she would tell him that not a lot of makeup brands have colors for people with darker skin and they often exclude them or make the products not as good as products for people with lighter skin.

Because of this Bruce would start doing more research and asking more questions for people who aren't able to find makeup their color.

About a year 3/4s later WE makeup would release to the public.

I just watched TMNT 2012 and I got to the end of the episode with April's "mom" and they never apologized to Mikey.

They should have apologized

LU headcanon

Wild is a sneaky klepto.

Like he won't take things from the rest of the chain, he has a kind of code or something, but when the chain reaches towns/villages and anything like that, Wild leaves with 10x more then he came with.

And the rest of the chain doesn't really notice. Like they question some stuff but don't put the dots together.

"how is it that Wild breaks so many weapons but seems to always have something to fight with?" Four, Sky, and Warriors question "he must have a lot of weapons on him"

"how does he make so much food when we only see him buy a few things and scavenge a little bit?" Wonder Legend, and Hyrule? "Must have a lot saved up from before we met him."

"how did he get those boots that I swear I saw on that guy over at the tavern?" Thinks Time "must have bought them off him."

Twilight is starting to piece things together but at the same time is like saying to himself "no he wouldn't do that"

The only one who kind of knows is Wind for obvious reasons but he doesn't say anything, because he ain't no snitch.

It's not until way later in the adventure that everyone starts to notice that Wild has some pretty sticky fingers and starts to think about things that happened that would only make sense if Wild was a kleptomaniac.

1. Guards asking people if they know anything about their missing weapons.

2. Ladles, Axe's, and other stuff being there one moment and gone the next.

3. Food stuff being left out with no one watching it disappearing mysteriously.

And a whole bunch of other stuff.

Once all the pieces fell together they had to confront Wild about his stealing problem.

Now whenever they go to towns/villages they have to keep wild on a rope or someone (not Wind ever) has to watch him like a toddler.

The first time the chain went to Twilights era

I don't know if this is just me but I really want to see reverse robins fanart and fanfics where after, years of living with Bruce and Alfred, Damian has mellowed out a lot. (He's still himself but way less violent and more quiet and stoic and an awesome big brother)(tim came a few years after Damian and by then Damian was better than when he had first come to the manor but still just a ball of anger and violence so tim has a lot of story's from that time that the younger batfam members have a hard time believing but still do sorta). Like Alfred would probably have a photo book and show it to Jason and Dick and be like: "and this was master Damian's first time out on patrol. He was banned and grounded for 3 months and put on house arrest. This is master Damian's first day at school. We ended up late because we had to take away knives from him, and even then he still had about five that, luckily, he did not use when he got into a fight with another student." "Oh and this is his first gala. He tried to stab 10 different people. Master Bruce stopped him thankfully before he could" and as he is telling these stories about young Damian Jason and Dick are like

They hear about 10 other stories about young Damian being an angry stabby child (they don't know that he was an assassin because I feel like Damian left that part of his life behind and doesn't tell anyone and Alfred wouldn't breach Damian's trust because he loves him) and now when Dick or Jason are setting the table they don't give Damian knives or when anyone else sets the table they both steal the knives until they realize that Damian doesn't know it's them and thinks that Alfred is taking them and thinks that Alfred is mad at him and doesn't trust him 😭 so they confess and apologize)

I got this today

It's a unicorn 😍 the most beautiful unicorn in the world.

I just found out about something called Gotham steel. It's a kitchen set and my GOD the batman fan in me was like: bruce totally made that for Alfred for fathers day or Alfred's birthday. Bruce one day saw Alfred cleaning his pots and pans and was like "welp now it's time to start making kitchen stuff" and the next day at Wayne Enterprises he stopped like 10 different projects and called a meeting then came in late to the meeting and said "we make kitchen stuff now" then immediately left then came back in and said "make sure the outside is black" an leaves again.

Months later Bruce walks into the kitchen and puts the kitchen stuff on the island and said "happy birthday" gave Alfred a hug and left.