Me, Dealing With Every Non Anti-Kody Enthusiast: ^

Me, Dealing With Every Non Anti-Kody Enthusiast: ^

Me, dealing with every non Anti-Kody Enthusiast: ^

No, but being so serious, I could never get tired of dunking on that pos, so PLEASE keep the jokes coming!

MWAH! (^з^)-☆

Y’all After I Make The Same Kody-hating Joke For The 5th Time Today

Y’all after I make the same Kody-hating joke for the 5th time today

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(No, but, for real, no one 18 & under. I can't stop you, but it'd be really great if you respected my wishes.)

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1 year ago

I love posts like this. Oh, em gee :D

chaosdetector - 【Exult】
chaosdetector - 【Exult】

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3 weeks ago

Kody is a landlord and has earned a triple ticket one way trip to the 10th circle of Hell (Satan's heavy water infused piss pool).

chaosdetector - 【Exult】

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3 weeks ago

Kody (Redacteverse)! Imagine.

+19 Readers Only!! Graphic Imagery [Vioence]

Imagine, we got to listen to Kody's worthless body get ripped apart and desecrated by the shades and everyone cheered.

Bc who wouldn't tbh.

Also, that old ass bitch in the vampire clan. Don't think I forgot about you—conniving snake bitch.


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3 years ago

Honestly had to be reminded of this today. This was one of the main reasons why I kept all of my works to myself, 'cuz I knew I'd reach a point where I'd need reassurance from my audience, but I didn't want to be perceived as "needy" or "dramatic". So I'm gonna do my best to put myself out there and ask for reassurance when I need it.

it’s ok to want positive feedback and compliments on your writing.

it doesn’t make you a bad person. everyone needs a little reassurance sometimes.


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5 months ago

DO NOT interact with this post if I know you irl (PUH-LEAZE, save me the embarrassment oh my GOD)

𖧧 ࣪.⁺˚♡. * 𓍊 ✧ ⁺ .˚♡ ⁺ .✦ 𖧧 19+ Content Ahead! 𖧧 ࣪.⁺˚♡. * 𓍊 ✧ ⁺ .˚♡ ⁺ .✦𓍊𓋼𖧧

The following post has graphic descriptions of sexual situations. Readers' discretion is advised

Sadistic Dom! Arataki Itto x Reader blurb

This is one of the exceptions I mentioned in my introduction lol. His fault for being so damn cute

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You think Itto would be an absolutely feral fuck? Well, you're right AND you're wrong!

Sure, he may make his dick bully your pussy and ass, but he also leans down and tells you just how soft and cute you are under him.

Of course, he's the type of guy to overstimulate you accidentally, then much more intentionally after he falls in love with your broken, unintelligible moans—but oh. my. god. the aftercare is to die for.

He'll be the type to fix you breakfast in bed, then joke about how the crepes are stuffed, "I tried pumping them to the brim like I did last night." He inserts his pointer and middle into the cream and swipes them clean with his tongue.

All while staring at your tits, or your pussy, or your dick, honestly, whatever you have left that isn't red and throbbing from pleasure.

He goes back for round 10, your body has been twitching since round 3.

Sigh...yeah. Good shit.


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5 months ago
My Mind Has Been Tenderized By Organic Chemistry. So Uh...
My Mind Has Been Tenderized By Organic Chemistry. So Uh...
My Mind Has Been Tenderized By Organic Chemistry. So Uh...
My Mind Has Been Tenderized By Organic Chemistry. So Uh...
My Mind Has Been Tenderized By Organic Chemistry. So Uh...
My Mind Has Been Tenderized By Organic Chemistry. So Uh...

My mind has been tenderized by organic chemistry. So uh...

Something something [quippy vampire joke] something something doomed yuri...something something immortal x mortal.

[I'm making Ochako a cryptid bc I can. Light and dark parallels go BOOM.]

My children -> ( ๑ᵕ̳ ᴥ ᵕ̳๑ ) (๑•̀⌄•́๑)✧


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1 year ago

“One of the most solid pieces of writing advice I know is in fact intended for dancers – you can find it in the choreographer Martha Graham’s biography. But it relaxes me in front of my laptop the same way I imagine it might induce a young dancer to breathe deeply and wiggle their fingers and toes. Graham writes: ‘There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all of time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and it will be lost. The world will not have it. It is not your business to determine how good it is nor how valuable nor how it compares with other expressions. It is your business to keep it yours clearly and directly, to keep the channel open.’”

— Zadie Smith (via campaignagainstcliche)


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2 weeks ago

Okay, so, on the topic of Blake and Bestie's relationship—I stumbled across a song that reminded me of your interpretation of their dynamic!

At first, I didn't get it, but after listening to Florence's "Rabbit Heart," my brain totally flipped out—like:

"LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

*DING*

"AKIRA!" (* ´ ▽ ` *)

"AUGGGHH!!" ((( ;゚Д゚)))

*DING*

"AKIRA!!" ( ☆∀☆)

"AUGGGGHHHH!!" ((ヾ(≧皿≦メ)ノ))

Oh He’s So Hot And So, So Fucking Doomed
Oh He’s So Hot And So, So Fucking Doomed

Oh he’s so hot and so, so fucking doomed

He finally has his own post after dropping cameo appearances for so long. All that’s left is Brachium 👀

Now I also wanna add a headcanon I touched on briefly about Bestie in another post, but a lil more in depth—

I believe Bestie is fully aware of the kind of person Blake really is. They’ve always been observant unbeknownst to most, especially Blake (Ironic for a seer lol). He believes them to be thoughtful, but not as keen as they really are due to how easily they agree to things. They became even more skeptical and analytical of his actions/behavior when he came back into their life. I mean who wouldn’t be with the way he did..

Blake thinks he knows them like the back of his hand, and to an extent he does, but in reality it’s the other way around. They’re not gullible, now so easily manipulated as others think they are, they simply just play along because well they still care deeply about him and whatever relationship they still have.. Bestie is the deceiver. (Because I love plot twists within plot twists)

And why I think they decided to ask him how he felt about them that night— They still choose to be with Blake despite him laying out all his red flags because they know what’s inevitably gonna happen, they already know their fate, so they give him what he wants against their better judgment..


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