go kitty go kitty go kitty go
am mystified by the "the nice towels & sheets get saved for when guests visit" mentality. um no, the nice linens get shared with guests if and when guests appear. they certain don't get reserved for theoretical guest usage, those cunts don't even live here
Skrimblo cutie fanart
Why does living have to be so hard why can't we all just chill tf out fr
Me : **looks into a job in radiology**
Spotify: here, have an indeed ad about how that job in particular sucks ass and you will be thrown down the stairs, love you pookie Baer💕 *buy my fucking premium you whore*
Immobilize And Contain
A FROG BROKE INTO MY HOUSE
we had him in a Tupperware for the night and this morning I pimped him out in a giant storage container
(The enclosure is supposed to be pretty bare, apparently that's how they like it) I threw a starfish in there for ✨decor🙌✨ and I guess I'm going to have to hunt for bugs now. I'm open to names.
Instructions unclear big eggplant shaped hole in wall now help
did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it
#justice for shorties
"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.
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