Reminder That Edward Elric Is A Cheating Little Bugger When It Comes To Card Games

Seriously though, I’d like to thank you for actually reading the article! I don’t particularly like or hate the Cars franchise, but seeing its new movie already getting this negative press on tumblr makes me sad, especially when it feels like people are blaming the director for something he didn’t say.

'Cars 3' First Look: Meet Pixar's New Millennials

It’s mobile millennials vs. mid-size cars with midlife crises in Disney-Pixar’s next movie, Cars 3, the second sequel in the billion-dollar franchise, skidding into theaters this June. If you caugh…

Sounds bad.

commodore 64 snoopy

they should make five nights at snoopys where nothing bad happens and you spend a week with your friend snoopy

Reblog this post if you are aromantic

This is for a study :)

I’ll leave a little gift in your inbox/submit too!

Masterpost

nay, the little duck is truly a duck! her human form is the magic enhanced one!

Reblog to protect this duck

hey fujicucumber are you sure you don’t have some form of narcolepsy?

How do people fall asleep in ten minutes??

How do people fall asleep in class??

How do people fall asleep sitting up??

How do people fall asleep without taking medication/being exhausted??

Please, teach me your ways.

it might stretch or go beyond the limits of the motion shown in the Cars movies, but maybe you can:

open and close the doors

open or slam the boot compartment

turn on or off the inside lights

rotate the outside mirrors

turn on or off the outside lights

puff the airbag when very stressed (it's probably not visible behind the eyes, but maybe the noise can still be heard)

as mention above, use the windshield wipers

use the windshield wiper fluid

make the revving engine noises

have them drive around while talking. e.g. a happy car might do donuts, or a sad car might slump in neutral position and roll where the ground takes them, or slowly reverse. or affectionately use their bumpers to softly bump another car. etc.

Cars Fanfic Author Problems:

“Wait a minute can they even do this they’re freaking cars”

You start to write something about ears or hands and then you remember like “…oh wait-”

getting anxious about putting human food in a scene so you just say oil to make it less conflicting

C A R  H U G S …

“THEY’VE GESTURED WITH THEIR TIRES LIKE TEN TIMES ALREADY DO SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID VEHICLES LIKE I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME”

unsure about how to make a scene more dynamic cause the characters can really only just sit there talking to each other

“IS. LIGHTNING. MCQUEEN. OOC. I SWEAR HE’S OOC IN THIS SCENE”

Or, alternatively: “IS ANYONE IN-CHARACTER IN THIS SCENE OH GOD I DON’T KNOW THIS SERIES AT ALL DO I I’M HORRIBLE”

“wait do they even have windshield wipers”

“how far can they stretch their axles out like arms omg this must read so awkward”

when you have to write Mater’s dialogue and you start  to say it out loud in the Larry the Cable Guy voice cause good God how do you write that voice properly (i.e. occasional horrid grammar and/or catchphrases)

*incoherent screaming about car anatomy*

“Okay would McQueen really cry here no he’d hold it in- but wait a second wouldn’t it be more powerful if he broke down here- alright listen up here-”

“OKAY IS IT THE ENGINE OR THE BATTERY THAT’S THE HEART I’M SO CONFUSED AND I’M THE ONE WRITING IT”

i don’t have tiktok, why is everyone mad at george?

(was it because he said he didn’t like the spice girls or something?)

(if you’re too busy to answer, no worries)

the drama on beatlestok is SO FUNNY... why the hell y’all being so dramatic over a band that broke up before u were a fuckin’ sperm in your dad’s ballsack. and not to mention that half of the members are dead... let them rest in peace LMAOFJOFJKDHJDJGDJG

what is life music video

in 2014, there was a contest for film-makers to make their own music video for What Is Life (one of George Harrison’s solo works), and the winner would be picked as the official video.

This isn’t the winner, but I thought it was really good, so I want people to see it.

Video was made by henrysorren

here is a screenshot preview of what it looks like.

Click the source link, and tumblr will redirect you to the video

or remove brackets

v1(.)genero(.)com/watch-video/39077/

It’s the end-credits of Boxtrolls, from Laika!

Someone somewhere (I forgot where...) once said Alfons was in this picture

Of course I first thought that it was just Alphonse. But then I looked closely. He’s there alright.

(Clue that probably would make it a lot more obvious: What might Alphonse be looking at?)

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Well, just look at that!

Right there, next to Edward’s foot!

I can’t believe I didn’t notice earlier.