bxrningsxge
She/they Welcome to my little shop of content and simpery
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Y/n: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Kaeya: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Jean : Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Kaeya, learn to listen.
Lisa: What if it bites itself and I die?
Amber: That’s voodoo.
Eula: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Kaeya: That’s correlation, not causation.
Lisa: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Amber: That’s kinky.
Y/n: Oh my God.
The squad is over at Y/n's house*
Kaeya: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Y/n: ... N-No...
Y/n, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Kaeya, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Jean : I see a-
Y/n, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Kaeya: Oh, well I-
Y/n: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Y/n, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Lisa: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Amber: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Y/n: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Y/n: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Y/n, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Y/n: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Eula, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Y/n:
Kaeya: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Y/n:
Y/n, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
Y/n: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Kaeya: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Jean : I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Lisa: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Amber: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Eula:
Eula: I have emotional scars.
Y/n: Rules are made to be broken.
Jean: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Kaeya: Uh, piñatas.
Lisa: Glow sticks.
Amber: Karate boards.
Eula: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Y/n: Rules.
Jean:
*The squad right before Y/n's wedding*
Kaeya: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Jean : Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Lisa: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Amber: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Eula, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
Y/n: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Kaeya: >:O language
Jean : Yeah watch your fucking language
Lisa: OKAY WHO TAUGHT JEAN THE FUCK WORD?
Amber: 'The fuck word'.
Eula: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Jean : Oh my god they censored it
Amber: Say fuck, Eula.
Jean : Do it, Eula. Say fuck.
Y/n: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Kaeya: You? Magic? Y/n, it says talent show.
Y/n: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Jean: Mind your language!
Y/n: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Jean:
Y/n: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Y/n: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Kaeya: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Y/n: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Scara….
I’ll post who I write for later so feel free to send asks if you want once that’s up
Hey I’m Cecilia, and I like to write sometimes but I always like to chat about fandoms I’m in so if you wanna talk about them just message me. I also like fantasy witch craft and world building, so you’ll probably see a lot of that as well as a lot of aesthetic pictures and quotes.
heres some more info on me if your curious
be warned I don’t tolerate hate of any kind and things that inspire such things I.e social Problems and politics that being said I’m highly accepting so if your lgbtq + then this is a safe place and if you wanna talk personally about things like discrimination for something relating to you then I’m here
fandoms:
case study of vanitas
Tokyo ravens
bsd
yona of the dawn
criminal minds
grishaverse
dream smp
genshin impact
haikyuu
Skyrim
ill also roleplay these fandoms
Hey I’m Cecilia, and I like to write sometimes but I always like to chat about fandoms I’m in so if you wanna talk about them just message me. I also like fantasy witch craft and world building, so you’ll probably see a lot of that as well as a lot of aesthetic pictures and quotes.
heres some more info on me if your curious
be warned I don’t tolerate hate of any kind and things that inspire such things I.e social Problems and politics that being said I’m highly accepting so if your lgbtq + then this is a safe place and if you wanna talk personally about things like discrimination for something relating to you then I’m here
fandoms:
case study of vanitas
Tokyo ravens
bsd
yona of the dawn
criminal minds
grishaverse
dream smp
genshin impact
haikyuu
Skyrim
ill also roleplay these fandoms
can we appreciate some of the dream smp members for a moment like Niki, Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Karl, Eret, Fundy, Badboyhalo, Sam, Philza, Quackity, Techno. any of them really their all just fantastic and deserve so much. 💘💝💗💞💕🦋🦋🌊🌙
-bxrningsxge/Cecilia