I HAVE AN ISSUE

*le gasp* i would never do such a thing (￣ー￣) ϵ( 'Θ' )϶

YoU wOuLD nOt bELieVe yOuR EyES iF TEn miLLiOn fIreFLiEs LiT uP tHE wOrLD As yOU FeLL aSleEp

makenna i know this is you

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

Remus: Okay you need to kiss him like right now

Everyone: 3!

Remus: Don't be like last year. You accidentally kissed James. That was horrible

Everyone: 2!

Remus: Oh god I can't do it. Sirius is probably going to kiss some hot chick and I'll kiss my hand or something

Everyone: 1!

Remus: Nope no kissing Sirius now. I'm going to live alone in a cardboard box.

Everyone: Happy New Year!

Sirius: [kisses Remus] You dork, you realize you said everything out loud?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

PUFFPUFF

I HAVE AN ISSUE

Okay so the first time I took the Hogwarts House test, I got Hufflepuff (hence my username)

And I’ll be honest, I was kind of bummed

But right when I start believing in my house and liking it, I retake the test just to see. AND I GOT SLYTHERIN

SO IM THROWN INTO A STATE OF DISARRAY. LIKE WHAT AM I. I DONT KNOW ANYMORE.

So I take the test again. And guess what? I get fucking /Gryffindor/.

So like I know I’m not a Gryffindor. But now I don’t know for sure whether I’m Hufflepuff or Slytherin, because I identify with both.

SOMEONE HELP ME.

@lillyyypottah you ain’t cuttin’ it.

And McGonagall desperately trying to not smile and look disapproving but she can’t because she loves these boys with all her heart.

w o a h calm yourself

YoU wOuLD nOt bELieVe yOuR EyES iF TEn miLLiOn fIreFLiEs LiT uP tHE wOrLD As yOU FeLL aSleEp

makenna i know this is you

"The reason people originally came up with this headcanon..."

"Harry Potter could be viewed as an analogy for racism."

Issues with P.O.C. Harry

Don’t get me wrong, when I first heard it, I loved it. But there is one issue.

Harry can’t be a POC

The reason people originally made up the headcanon was because 1.) the utter lack of non white people, 2.) the fact that it never specifically states he is light skinned, and 3.) Harry Potter could be viewed as an analogy for racism (with half-bloods and purebloods, etc…)

And that’s great, but, if it were an analogy, Harry can only be light skinned.

Why? Because it has been stated that the Potter’s were a pureblood family, so, in the analogy, they would be white.

You might be saying, yes, but James married a muggleborn, so Harry is a half-blood.

Okay but Lily had light skin as well. I’m not sure if it specifically says that, but she does have red hair, and I haven’t seen a natural red headed POC.

Not being racist, like maybe there is someone out there, but it at least isn’t common

So Harry just can’t be.

Hermione, on the other hand

100% yes

okay carry on

Issues with P.O.C. Harry

Don't get me wrong, when I first heard it, I loved it. But there is one issue.

Harry can't be a POC

The reason people originally made up the headcanon was because 1.) the utter lack of non white people, 2.) the fact that it never specifically states he is light skinned, and 3.) Harry Potter could be viewed as an analogy for racism (with half-bloods and purebloods, etc...)

And that's great, but, if it were an analogy, Harry can only be light skinned.

Why? Because it has been stated that the Potter's were a pureblood family, so, in the analogy, they would be white.

You might be saying, yes, but James married a muggleborn, so Harry is a half-blood.

Okay but Lily had light skin as well. I'm not sure if it specifically says that, but she does have red hair, and I haven't seen a natural red headed POC.

Not being racist, like maybe there is someone out there, but it at least isn't common

So Harry just can't be.

Hermione, on the other hand

100% yes

okay carry on

Remus: Prongs! Have you seen Sirius? I have the DADA notes he wants.

James: don't worry, I know what to do *cups hands around mouth

James, shouting: REMUS IS A RAGING HETEROSEXUAL!

Sirius: *burst's through door* TELL THAT TO THE DICK HE SUCKED LAST NIGHT!

Remus:

James:

Sirius:

Lily:

Peter:

McGonagall: Dumbledoor owes me twenty galleons.

Dumbledoor: Dumbledamn.