Draco: I Could Kill You If I Wanted To, Potter.

This bothers me

After March, there will be a whole generation of kids that know Emma Watson as Belle instead of Hermione.

I really wish I knew how to draw, cuz I can totally picture this, ugh

#34

Remus has always felt very self-conscious about his scars, but after graduating, he goes to live with Sirius, and he knows that Sirius loves him and knows pretty much everything about him. Remus rarely used to wear shorts, but now he wears them often, and Sirius always compliments him on his legs. Moony also started wearing crop tops, and holy SHIT does this turn Sirius on, who always makes sure to kiss Remus’ stomach and entire face when he wears one.

You know, it's cool, my heart died a long time ago, anyways

So Sirius and Remus ask Marlene to surrogate for them so they can have a baby. They don’t want anyone to know just in case it doesn’t happen and they have been trying for some time but it’s been unsuccessful. Marlene is killed by death eaters. “So sad,” they overhear Molly Weasley saying at the funeral. “Apparently she was pregnant.”

Guys why do these thoughts pop into my head? O_o

Hufflepuff is like, the ultimate house. Need somewhere to sleep? Come stay in our common room. Need to get away for a little while? Come to our common room. Having anxiety over schoolwork? Come on over; not only are we here to provide support, but we almost always have a Ravenclaw camping out in here.

My favorite Hufflepuff Headcanon is that there are constantly students from other houses staying with us.

“He can’t come back, Harry,” said Lupin, his voice breaking,

James & Sirius: [arguing about what the skin between your genitals and your butt is called when Remus walks in]

Sirius: Hey, Remus! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?

Remus: The coffee table.

James & Sirius: [look down at the coffee table in front of them]

Hot For Teacher

Remus: *turns away from the chalk-board to face his students, having completed the first DADA lesson of the year* 

Remus: I have a special lesson planned, and trust me, you’ll want to be prepared. Class dismissed. 

*the students buzz with excitement as they get up and begin to exit*  

James: *nudges Sirius* Hey, Snivellus has potions next, we’ve gotta hurry. 

Sirius: *unresponsive as his eyes drift to the front of the class* 

James: *snaps his fingers in front of Sirius’ face* Pads… Pads! 

Sirius: *absently* What? 

James: What the hell are you staring at–? *follows Sirius’ line of sight* 

James: Oh deer. *grin slowly spreads across his face*… Someone’s hot for the new teacher.

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Whenever I’m alone with you You make me feel like I am home again Whenever I’m alone with you You make me feel like I am whole again

Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, Gryffindor common room, 1977

*remus and sirius taking a walk*

sirius: hey moony?

remus: *turns around*

sirius: *gets down on one knee*

remus: *gasps*

sirius: would you hold on a second, i gotta tie my shoes

remus: omg you fucking dork

remus: *smacks sirius*

sirius: *has the biggest smile ever*