Holy Shit It’s Me.

Very cheap, thin frozen pizzas and pizza rolls. They feel hollow and cheap, and result in making you feel similarly.

I never had Totino’s

what are they and… how do they feel

Me.

Some stranger on the internet: “Nobody ships that!”

My brain, instantly special summoning itself in attack position: “Oh, you just wait!”

The greatest moment in life is when you achieve something you never set out to achieve. It is a moment so profound that the entirety of your goals shifts to this one action; this one reaction. It ignites a reserve of energy you have never been able to tap and you find yourself being able to complete anything and everything you found impossible before. You found it. You found the reason for living. It is in this one moment, this second. You found it in a pair of eyes whom in their depths you see an eternity swarming around your future. And it is in this future you see love.

- Me, in a bout of poetic feeling

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

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ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago

This makes my heart so happy.

… if you want.

That second pic tho. :O

“Mr. Partyface, do as I ask.” To summon the spirit, Mr. Partyface, you must light an evergreen candle, stand at your mirror at night, offer him a cup of black coffee, and say that sentence above 3 times. He will appear before you and will do anything you ask of him. Anything.

Be cautious, however. If you ask Mr. Partyface to do good things, he will remain calm, compassionate, and kind. Asking him to do things out of revenge, spite, jealousy, or solely to hurt others will cause him to become bitter and evil…and he may even lash out on you.