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The Weird One

You're the weird one, the one that half of tumblr babygirls and all of twitter is slightly scared of. You're probably autism-coded, and you probably also know some vital information that you shouldn't, for some reason.

(A few years later, not too much has changed)

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

I'm sorry, YOU SLEEP WITH SOCKS ON??? Hell no! You can't be trusted, no one who is comfortable sleeping with socks can be trusted.

Do your feet not get itchy in socks all day?? Aren't your feet extra stinky from keeping them captured all day?? Do you sleep with socks on??

No, no, yes.

In the words of my fabulous partner...

"Fuck coconut crabs they killed Amelia Earhart!"

🦀

Opinion on crabs? Thanks for asking.

I love them.

I love them so much.

The Actor

Reference for those reading th comic I'm working on, STRIKE!

In Honour of Pride Month, Enjoy Free to use Pride Banners!

You guys seem to love my banners so, I made some to celebrate pride month! These are free to use for whatever you'd like! (Non-commercial) Credit is appreciated but not necessary <3

It’s that time of year, again!

Watch Mojo was missing from the watches

STRIKE #6

*The team stealthy follow the van from the roof tops.*

TELEPORTER: What about me? How can I help?

THE ACTOR: You’ve helped a lot already, we don’t want to put you in harms way so you should stay here.

TELEPORTER: But what if the bad guys come back for me?

THE ACTOR: They shouldn’t find you here if you stay put.

CREAMPUFF: Here.

*CREAMPUFF tosses a small circular object to TELEPORTER that they catch but almost drop.*

CREAMPUFF: In case anyone does come for you, use that.

TELEPORTER: What is it…?

CREAMPUFF: It will help.

*The team continue to follow the van while TELEPORTER stays behind in the alley way.*

THE ACTOR: So what was that thing that you gave Keegan?

CREAMPUFF: Oh, I don’t know.

It fell out of Obsidian’s pocket when we entered the Tipsy Possum.

THE ACTOR: You just gave him an unidentified item that you don’t even know the use of as a self defense weapon!!

CREAMPUFF: Relax, I’m sure it won’t hurt him. At least he isn’t following us now right, I was just getting rid of a distraction.

THE ACTOR: Elizabeth. I know your new at this whole thing but we do not do that. Our objective is to get citizens out of danger not in harms way, that thing could kill him.

CREAMPUFF: I’m sure he’ll be fine.

THE ACTOR: We will be discussing this later.

Gods I’m starting to sound like Guy.

BLURRY FACE: Stop whispering their going to hear us.

THE ACTOR: Sorry.

*The team see the van park at a location of an abandoned art museum and the HOODED FIGURE drag OBSIDIAN out of the van and into the building.*

THE ACTOR: Guess this is our stop.

SPECTRE: What’s the plan?

IN THE MUSEUM

*The HOODED FIGURE drags OBSIDIAN out of the van and into the building, once inside the HOODED FIGURE forces a collar around OBSIDIAN’s throat.*

OBSIDIAN: The hell is this?

*The HOODED FIGURE answers OBSIDIAN by pressing a button on a remote that sends electric shocks to the collar around OBSIDIAN’s throat.*

OBSIDIAN: GAAAA AAHHHH!!!!

HOODED FIGURE: Stay put.

*The HOODED FIGURE gestures to the two henchwomen to keep an eye on OBSIDIAN as he walks out of the room.*

OBSIDIAN: *Nonchalantly* Hello ladies…

MEANWHILE

*The team make their way through the vents of the museum while SPECTRE stays outside on the roof with their tech.*

CREAMPUFF: *Cramped and sarcastically* Nice plan.

THE ACTOR: Oh don’t start complaining, Creampuff.

You signed up for this.

BLURRY FACE: I don’t see anything wrong with the plan.

I find it…

…Cozy.

SPECTRE: *Over the radio* Hey uh…

Your getting close to a bunch of heat signatures so be careful, okay guys?

THE ACTOR: Will do, thank you Spectre.

OBSIDIAN: *On the other side of the wall* Gotta say…

THE ACTOR: Obsidian!

NOT IN THE VENTS

OBSIDIAN: This is kind of a crappy kidnapping.

I mean, no restrictions, the dude who took me straight up left the room and I’m betting those doors aren’t even locked.

Am I right?

*OBSIDIAN points to the main doors of the museum the slowly stands up and walks toward the doors before one of the henchwomen presses a button on another remote and zaps them.*

OBSIDIAN: GAAA!!

Geez lady you got one of those things too?!

SOFI: The name is Sofi, and yes I do.

OBSIDIAN: Cool Sofi, great. 

And who are you?

KAITLYN: Kaitlyn.

OBSIDIAN: Cool, great.

THE ACTOR: *From the vents* Psst-

*OBSIDIAN notices THE ACTOR in the vents and goes over to the vent over hidden from view of SOFI and KAITLYN.*

OBSIDIAN: *Whispering* What are you doing here?

THE ACTOR: *Whispering* What does it look like I’m doing? I’m doing my job and I’m about to save your ass.

OBSIDIAN: *Whispering* What about the Guy mission.

THE ACTOR: *Whispering* Can’t do it without you.

*OBSIDIAN tries to hide a soft smile and blush before being zapped again.*

OBSIDIAN: GAAA!!

*The HOODED FIGURE comes back into the room with another hooded figure wearing a more elegant purple cloak.*

HOODED FIGURE: Their rescuers are here, master.

What is your plan?

THE GREATER BEING: Go, my love. 

I will handel this.

*THE ACTOR, CREAMPUFF and BLURRY FACE exit the vents.*

BLURRY FACE: Spectre! Why didn’t you warn us about the other two?!

*The radio of Spectre’s voice is glitched.*

CREAMPUFF: *Sarcastically* Great.

THE GREATER BEING: Sofi! Kaitlyn! 

Go and be sure Rydel is safe.

*SOFI and KAITLYN run off.*

THE ACTOR: Guy?

OBSIDIAN: Smart move, now your outnumbered.

THE GREATER BEING: Oh it’s funny you think I’m going to fight you.

*THE GREATER BEING presses a different button on the remote and OBSIDIAN stands straight up with blank eyes, then the collar falls off OBSIDIAN’s neck and THE GREATER BEING heads for the door before saying.*

THE GREATER BEING: Attack to kill.

HAPPY PRIDE

Here's my very gay DnD character I had for a two year long campaign, Blaire St.Thomas, and her princess wife, Maybelle. Drawing took around 4 hours. For real miss this campaign... Might post my current DnD character later.