call me ari, she/her, bi, not so proud american, MINOR, mclaren fan
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Latest Posts by briefkittenearthquake - Page 4
which is very understandable
@billyburned
What the fuck is “save a horse ride a cowboy??”
Why do I keep hearing this shit?
BARKBARKBARK!
This much hand content? FOR FREE?!
at this stage in spencer’s life he’s living out being a horny teen, because he was 12 in high school
Double cake 🍰
currently choking on water cause i found a movie with jhutch AND mgg
Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
the
fuck
requests guidelines ⭐️
please, if you request something, write a small blurb of what you’ll like to read!
i make headcanons, blurbs, oneshots, song fics, smau’s, and (if and only if the ask is good enough) a series
i mainly write for a female reader with she/her pronouns and all that, but i’m up for gender neutral + male as well if you feel like it :)
p.s. - there will be an event when i hit 100 - ari💗
requests — open
100 special event requests — ari’s dinner menu
✩ percy jackson — greek demigods (percy jackson, annabeth chase, luke castellan, grover underwood).
✩ books — the inheritance games (jameson hawthorne, grayson hawthorne, xander hawthorne), a good girl’s guide to murder (pippa fitz-amobi, ravi singh)
✩ f1 — lando norris, oscar piastri, charles leclerc, logan sargent, daniel riccardo, kimi antonelli, ollie bearman.
✩ miscellaneous series — criminal minds (spencer reid, aaron hotchner), future man (josh futterman, wolf).
✩ anime — jujutsu kaisen (satoru gojo, yuji itadori, choso kamo, nanami kento).
✩ people i don’t know how to classify — steve harrington, matthew gray gubler, timothee chalamet, peter parker, five hargreeves, josh hutcherson, riley poole, walker scobell.
when i was a kid i had an OBESE crush on aidan gallagher in nicky, ricky, dicky, and dawn. now i look at him as this pyscho killer, and hes way more hot like how you go from
this:
to this:
(i’d let him nicky, ricky and dick-me down)
I’m bored have at it
Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.
Im game
Thanks for the tag!
Marvin’s marvelous mechanical museum
my really close family friend (like he’s basically my brother) loved this album and he’s going to college so I play it because it reminds me of him
@futturmangamez @reidssluttywaist @matthew-gray-gubler-lover
EVERYONE GIMME AN ALBUM U REALLY LIKE AND PASS IT ON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
I'll go first, 666 by Aphrodite's Child :)
@leahandherstuff @lichenstone @sotalia-fluviatilis @field-cryptobotanist @forflightlessbirds @bat-luun @theoneandonlywinnie
i need him like i need the blood in my veins
is he in fact older than my mother? yes. would that stop me from shagging him? hell naw
“he’s so baby girl”…. is a 40 year old man
I like my men smart
womb
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
i love my baby girl (he is a 49 year old man )
•°{Masterlist-Intro}°•
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Hey! I'm Dani, I'm 19 and I'm here for your JHutch character/Chaotic Everlark (or Peeniss, if you're classy) needs!
•Notes for Requests•
Feel free to request anything and any character! Worst I can do is not respond :D
That being said, however, here are your guidelines:
Things I will NOT write: Rape, incest, scat/waterplay, underage characters with full grown adults, abuse, DD/LG, heavy BDSM (bc I do not have enough experience for that one.) MPreg, Omegaverse.
Things I WILL write: ANY GENDER READER! Yes, this includes trans Readers! (You can also request any pronouns as well as multiple.) Rough sex, age gaps, CERTIAN dub-cons (such as reader x character being inebriated but not passed out.) Drug use, certian power dynamics, daddy kink, threesomes, use of sex toys, basically anything that isn't on my Will Not Write list.
"Why do you put AFAB/AMAB instead of Fem/Masc reader?" My reasoning for the label is to only identify the physical sex of the Reader, not the gender identity. I only use these terms on smut fics where I am actively discussing the genitals of the Reader. Otherwise, I try my hardest to make the Reader as gender neutral as possible. There are times I will use gendered pronouns in a work, but again, these pronouns are not meant to specify identity. The only time I will specify the gender identity of the Reader and/or use fem/masc is if I am specifically given a request for a Reader with a specific identity. Other than that, you are welcome to imagine the Readers identity as you like.
(Note: I'm soon going to edit my old works to include specification for any use of gendered pronouns/if the Reader has breasts if the tags do not contain this information already. At this moment in time, some works will not have those tagged.)
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DISCLAIMER! I will not write Reader x Josh Hutcherson works. I personally am not comfortable writing fiction about an actual person. Not judging if you do, I'm just saying I won't.
•Fanfiction Masterlist•
Mike Schmidt
(Five Nights at Freddy's, 2023)
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Princess • Enemies to Lovers
Summery: You detest having a roommate. You enjoy cheap rent. One of these things is going to have to change at some point, and with the week you're having? There's only so long before people reach a breaking point.
NSFW▪︎AFAB! Reader▪︎One-Shot
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What's One More? • Breeding
Summery: The house is all to you and Mike, which is a strange feeling to Mike as he begins to realize how things are changing. But change isn't always a bad thing, is it?
NSFW▪︎AFAB! Reader▪︎One-Shot w/ Spinoff
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Same Shit, Different Schmidt • Sickness/Comfort
Summery: You are a stubborn ass and Mike is not here to put up with that shit. Where'd you get this attitude, anyways? Is it so hard to just listen?
SFW▪︎Schmidt!GN!Reader▪︎One-Shot▪︎Request▪︎Spinoff to 'What's One More?'
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To All I Think is Safe • Hurt/ Comfort
Summery: After a family dinner gone awry, something guides you somewhere where your mind can safely wander in better memories than the ones you're making right now.
SFW▪︎GN!Reader▪︎One-Shot▪︎Request
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Cherries & Cream • Food Sex
Summery: It's a modest holiday. Spent indoors, soft music on the cassette player... oh, and a collection of bad ideas snowballed into a day of sticky situations
NSFW▪︎AFAB!Reader▪︎One-Shot▪︎Request
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Slip • Hurt/Comfort
Summery: At some point or another, the words slip out. It's just that, naturally, you're an idiot who can't pick the right moment.
SFW▪︎GN!Reader▪︎One-Shot
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Wanting, Waiting • Hurt/Comfort
Summery: Overworked and underfed, you'll go to sleep once some decent work is complete. However, a late night turns into a day long fight.
SFW▪︎GN!Reader▪︎One-Shot▪︎Request
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Pretty • Domination/Submission
Summery: Men are so pretty. And they can be so stupid. And who doesn't like stupid, pretty toys?
NSFW▪︎GN!Reader▪︎One-Shot▪︎Request
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Blue Sunrise • Hurt/Comfort
Summery: All is well, yet you aren't. A fact that disturbs and irritates you so, even if it shouldn't.
SFW▪︎GN!Reader▪︎One-Shot▪︎Request
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Wool Over My Eyes • Morning Sex
Summery: Mike always says you have such trouble getting up in the morning. You don't intend to take so long to wake, but Mike is quite confident the solution lays just at his fingertips- and lips.
{Upcoming Works}
NSFW▪︎GN!Reader▪︎One-Shot
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A Comfort or Two • Hurt/No Comfort
Summery: Vices never killed anybody.
SFW▪︎GN!Reader▪︎One-Shot
▪︎Professor!Mike x AFAB!Student!Reader
▪︎Dad!Mike
▪︎Vamp!Mike
▪︎Misunderstanding/Jealousy, Female!Reader
▪︎Caught during Sex
▪︎Make-Up Sex
▪︎Drunk Reader
▪︎Jealous of Vanessa
▪︎Loss of virginity, Transmasc!Reader
▪︎Enemies to Lovers, GN!Reader
▪︎Co-worker Jealousy
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▪︎Age-gap Babysitter
And more
Peeta Mellark
(The Hunger Games, 2012-2015)
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Sweet Delights • Public sex
Summery: It's a slow work day in District 12. With rain pouring down outside, who can blame you for wanting to indulge a little? Everything's fine so long as no one walks in... right?
NSFW▪︎AFAB! Reader▪︎One-Shot
《Upcoming Works》
▪︎Sickness/Comfort, Everdeen-Mellark!Male!Reader
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Derek Danforth
(The Beekeeper, 2024)
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Easy Money • Voyeurism
Summery: Minimum wage is a joke these days and we've all gotta make rent somehow. And who knew blonds could be so fun?
NSFW▪︎AFAB!Reader▪︎Sequel Coming Soon
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Tangled • Hurt/Comfort
Summery: The holidays are a miserable time of year, especially when ones mother won't even talk to them to let them know she's not coming, sending Derek into a breakdown and wrapping you up in the process.
SFW▪︎Short!Male!Reader▪︎One-Shot▪︎Request
《Upcoming Works》
▪︎'Easy Money' II
▪︎Enemies to Lovers, Male!Reader
▪︎Sleeping with the Help, Fem!Reader
▪︎Derek is a whore for lead singers, who can blame him, Male!Reader
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Billy
(Burn, 2019)
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'Ghost' Trilogy▪︎Complete
My Ghost • Hurt/Comfort
Summery: You don't know what happened that night. Things were fine, life was good, then your partner is on the news for all sorts of shit you never would've thought him capable of the day prior. He was dead, he was evil, and you were trying to move on. But what's the proper etiquette when the dead show up on your door unannounced?
SFW with brief mentions of sex▪︎GN!Reader▪︎ Request
Repentance • Make-Up Sex
Summery: You know the phrase 'sleeping angels?' Yeah, not in this fucking house. Pretty soon it's gonna be you or him, but Billy may have a trick or two up his sleeve to provide a happy ending for you both.
NSFW▪︎GN!Reader▪︎Prequel/Standalone Spinoff
Lapses • Hurt/No Comfort
Summery: In the wake of death our minds begin to wander. To better times, to little moments. Reality is so fickle in the minds of the weak. But he's coming back. Eventually.
SFW▪︎GN!Reader▪︎Sequel to 'My Ghost'
》Upcoming Works《
▪︎Protective Brother!Billy & GN!Reader
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Josh Futturman
(Future Man, 2017-2020)
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Fanboy Futturman Headcanons That Hardly Make Sense Unless You're Deranged (because it's fun) • Headcanons List
Mildly NSFW
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'Familiar Strangers' Series▪︎WIP
Summery: They always say you never know when you'll meet Mister Right. But damn. This is a new level.
SFW w/ brief mentions of adult content▪︎GN!Reader▪︎Request▪︎Coffee Shop/Online Friends AU
Parts:
Maggie's • One
>Upcoming Works<
▪︎Hurt/Comfort, Fem!Reader
▪︎Roleplay Sex
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Character's Coming Soon:
Clapton Davis
(Detention, 2011)
Upcoming Works:
▪︎Breeding Kink, AFAB!Reader
▪︎Coffee Shop/Beach meet cute
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So, now that you've shuffled through all the porn, we have the
Chaotic Everlark
•Masterlist•
I have many Everlark (or, again, Peeniss for the sophisticated people in the crowd,) headcanons. However, here's the best of the best, my creme de la creme, my magnum opus, the masterpieces that make you all say "Dani, get a life."
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Reasons Why Gale Hawthorne Can't Go Home : A Saga of Geese Abuse
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The Difference in Love Language: It's a Lot
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Peeta 'The Youngest' Mellark: Another Saga of Geese Abuse
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Katniss Everdeen's Discovery of Her Malewife's Perversion: It's Borderline Smut
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Comment if you wish to join my taglist for any/specific characters!
SPENCER REID NSFW MASTERLIST
If you’re interested in being a part of my taglist, click here and fill the form.
If you want to send a request, make sure to read my guidelines first.
If you're looking for MGG'S OTHER ROLES MASTERLIST, you can find it here.
If you're looking for SPENCER REID SFW MASTERLIST, you can find it here.
If you're looking for SPENCER REID GENERAL MASTERLIST, you can find it here.
* refers to Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader; ** refers to Spencer Reid x GN!Reader.
SMUT 18+
Any minor found interacting with my smut fics, will be blocked. I won't hesitate, so don't even try.
DOM!SPENCER FICS
🗡️ Come on, baby (touch me)*: Y/N has always had a crush on her Microbiology professor, Doctor Reid. What happens if he finds out?
🗡️ Soft breath*: Spencer Reid teaches a seminar in New York. Y/N is one of the attendees. What happens if they meet in a bar?
🗡️ A helping hand*: Y/N has a terrible headache, Spencer knows exactly how to help her out.
🗡️ Teacher's pet*: Professor Spencer Reid notices Reader is distracted during his classes. He decides to teach her a lesson on how good girls behave until.. she takes over.
🗡️ Mirror*: Spencer doesn’t like brats. If you act like a brat, you’re going to get treated like one.
🗡️ Devil eyes*: Spencer, dressed up as a devil, is drawn to the angel dancing around him at the club.
🗡️ Let me love you*: Spencer takes care of his girlfriend after a bad day at work.
🗡️ In good hands*: Post Prison Spencer teaches you how to give him a handjob.
🗡️ No time to die*: Reader reflects on her relationship with her serial killer boyfriend, ex FBI agent Spencer Reid.
🗡️ Caught in the act*: Reader is trying to have some fun all by herself, but her boyfriend Spencer comes home earlier - and he’s not alone. He's with Luke.
🗡️ Perfect seat*: Reader gets needy while cockwarming Professor!Spencer.
🗡️ Movie night*: Spencer invites Reader over for their usual Movie Night, but the night takes a different turn when a spicy scene comes on.
🗡️ A taste of sweet medicine*: Reader hates her neighbours. Spencer wants to help her get her revenge on them.
🗡️ Conflict of interest*: The tension builds up between Spencer Reid and SWATAgent!Reader on the field, until it finally snaps.
🗡️ Human*: Reader begs Spencer to make her feel something the only way he knows how. Based on the song 'Touch' by Daughter.
🗡️ Flashed*: It’s too hot to wear clothes at home, so Reader walks around in her underwear. Spencer loses his train of thoughts at the sight.
🗡️ Early mornings*: Spencer spends Valentine’s Day’s morning with his girlfriend.
🗡️ War of hearts*: Y/N puts her life at risk to save Spencer; he freaks out at the though of losing his best friend, and the woman he's in love with. Based on a request (coming soon).
🗡️ Silent fun*: After a long day, Dad!Spencer needs some time alone with his wife (coming soon).
🗡️ Baby Fever*: Spencer wants a baby. You want to give him one. (coming soon)
🗡️ Infinity street*: Your first time with Spencer. (coming soon)
🗡️ Sweetest devotion*: Spencer has been in love with you for years. After having an intense conversation with Derek, Spencer decides to go for it. Even if it will hurt him. Or maybe not. (coming soon)
🗡️ On the loose*: Reader is attending Ladies' night at Penelope's and she reveals that Luke and Spencer are quite... peculiar in bed. Based on the song 'On the loose' by Niall Horan (Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader and Luke Alvez x Fem!Reader, coming soon).
🗡️ Dreams come true*: Professor Reid finds a notebook full of graphic sexual fantasies written about him. When Reader comes to retrieve it, he asks about it. And she lies. Or pathetically tries to. (coming soon)
🗡️ Birthday dinner*: Luke hires Reader, an escort, for Spencer’s birthday. He gets a little more than a birthday dinner. (coming soon)
SUB!SPENCER FICS
🌸 One love, two mouths*: Season 1 Spencer comforts Y/N after a case and feelings come alive.
🌸 La petite mort*: Spencer comes home from a case, tensed and angry. Y/N is there to fix the day.
🌸 Noted*: Spencer’s girlfriend is pregnant. He likes it a little too much.
🌸 Quiet*: Dating Professor Spencer Reid is hot. Making him yours in his office is even hotter.
🌸 Casual*: Spencer allows you to use his body to forget your cheating ex.
🌸 The real deal*: You find Spencer Reid browsing for sex toys at work. You show him that the real thing feels and is much better.
🌸 Sharing*: You and Spencer hate each other but there's only one bed.
🌸 Release*: Season 1 Spencer can’t seem to fall asleep. Y/N has a very interesting remedy for that (requested).
🌸 Distraction*: When you desperately want s1 Spencer's attention; based on a request.
🌸 Begging*: SoftDom!Reader cockwarms Sub!Spencer in their bathtub after he comes home from work, but his neediness gets the best of him. And Reader is not a fan of brats who misbehave.
🌸 Peeking*: You catch Spencer trying to peek at his gift, and decide to teach him a lesson.
🌸 Our little secret*: When Derek calls you 'mommy' as a joke, Spencer doesn't know how to react. Based on the birthday scene in season 1.
🌸 In plain sight*: Reader is having a sleep-over with her colleagues, a few secrets from the bedroom slip out – and Spencer comes to rescue her before it’s too late.
🌸 Mutual exchange*: Spencer hears his roommate Reader having a self-love session.
🌸 Quick study*: Reader teaches Spencer how to pleasure her with his mouth. And Spencer shows that he’s a fast learner.
🌸 Eager*: Season 2 Spencer picks Reader up for their first date, but his eagerness gets the best of him.
🌸 Enchanted, enchanting*: Spencer didn't think he'd meet Rossi's niece on Halloween Night at his mansion. And he didn't think she'd be into him, anyway. (Spoiler: she is)
🌸 ...Anyway*: The only thing Reader knows is that she wants Spencer. He wants her too, but there's a problem: she has a boyfriend. Based on the song 'Sex' by The 1975. (coming soon)
🌸 Working hours*: Spencer has a crush on the Pathologist he's working with. (coming soon)
🌸 Something in the mail*: Reader catches Spencer snooping through her mail. Snoopers get punished.
VANILLA SPENCER FICS
🍊 Unholy*: You and Spencer see each other again after two years. The sexual tension is palpable, but what happens when Spencer finds out you're in a relationship? Based on the song "Unholy" by Hey Violet.
🍊 Human*: Reader shows Spencer that prison might have changed him, but he's still the love of her life and she's going to stick by his side until he gets tired of her. Based on the song 'Human' by Daughter.
🍊 Early mornings*: Dad!Spencer spends Valentine's Day mornings with his wife. (coming soon)
SERIES
Talk some sense to me*.
Part 1: Y/N confessed to JJ that she always been in love with Spencer but he never noticed her, too busy focusing on someone else. During a case, they are all held as hostages and JJ confesses her love for him.
Part 2: It’s the aftermath. Spencer and Y/N’s relationship took the sweetest turn.
Alternative ending: Y/N doesn’t trust Spencer until she does. But nothing always goes her way.
No Control.*
Part one*: Y/N and the BAU’s team are enjoying a night out at Rossi’s. Sex is the main topic of the night. Morgan and Y/N tease Spencer about him being “too adorable, too vanilla”, so… he has to prove he’s not. 😈
Part two*: It's Monday, two days after the night Y/N and Spencer hooked up at his apartment after a night out. Even though they remember what happened, they still have to talk about it before it could mess up their professional relationship. He can't stop thinking about repeating that night, though... 😈
Through the walls.*
Part I: Spencer’s neighbour annoys him with her unusualjob. One day she asks him to join her.😈
Part II: Spencer and Reader celebrate Christmas together in a very unusual way.😈
The Daisy and The Bee.*
The Black Dahlia.*
Illicit affairs.*
U are a snack 😏
I wanna bite you
please dont bite me! people keep saying violent stuff liek this to me and i dont get it… this feels like a threat! dont bite me! im not a snack!
I can’t fix him…. But I can fuck him
14x08
”can’t believe they had demetri beat hawk” that’s probably because their fight was predominantly verbal and demetri solos anyone in a bitching and moaning and arguing and complaining competition
Spencer’s hands… save me
Damn, missed it again
Lafayette
funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go