⚠️ Stop! Have You Sexualized That Old Man Today? ⚠️

i never draw mike bear enough

You ever think about the fact that Mike essentially wrote Jay x Mr. Plinkett fanfiction? Then ended it with a cliche romcom wedding crash? Because I sure do.

Oh. I think about it all right, all the time....like, mike really wrote that. He basically wrote a feelings realization fic, and then the dramatic wedding crash where jay decided to returns home where he belongs— Milwaukee— with his boyfriend best friend and co-worker.....yeah I think about it :’{

so happy together

ugh jay with tucked in oversized sweatshirts. im glad it finally exists 💕

can we pretend that dead pixels in the snyder cut are like shooting stars

Hello everyone I would like to join rlmblr after a 6 year Tumblr hiatus. I've realized my people exist in Mike and Jay thirst. Here is a drawing I made tonight as tribute. Please accept me. Goodnight.

@halfinthebag ask and u shall receive

Some casual siddex + Dex in Sid's too large jacket

this entered my head and i felt it deep in my soul

it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair

Basically, the bearded twink (Jay) and his friend, Mike, are VCR repairmen who have been scamming the serial killer guy out of money for years. Their latest ploy was for Jay to marry him to get power of attorney over him, but Mike tried to double-cross Jay by feeding him cake laced with gay pheromones so he would really fall in love with the serial killer; then, Mike tried to get him to sign a sketchy pre-nup to give all the money to Mike. Jay figured it out, though, and eloped with serial killer guy to Las Vegas, but their wedding was interrupted by Mike (who told them about the pheromones), the serial killer’s son that he’d tried to sacrifice as a baby by throwing him into a volcano, and that volcano’s god, who subsequently fell in love with the serial killer and has been having sex with him in his dreams ever since. Feeling betrayed, Jay calls off the wedding. It’s revealed that the gay pheromones were inactive, though, so I guess it was true love after all. :P