Latest Posts by bluntsam - Page 3
apologies to all that see this
monty the gator from fnaf right?
those gatorade bottles with the nipple tip right?
gator-ade
do whatever you what with this knowledge
i open gatorade bottle and my new kitten gets offended
;-; just wanna drink liquid
bbq doritos is just fritos
me buying a sus collar on etsy:
etsy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE GIFT IDEAS FOR DADS???
what’s funny about the hairstyles i’m leaning towards recently is that if i brush my hair back fully and let it fluff back out i become
PATRICK FUCKING BATEMAN
why is it a drawing when i already fUcking drew it??
everyday we stray closer to heat waves
me constantly: when i have free time i could do my work or do something i want to do like read or play a video game - i could even message a friend and play games with them!
EVERY FUCKING TIME: i’m going to walk in a circle and listen to music and think about the little stories in my head
i’m so glad i got meds now for adhd but damn I need to take em on weekends i didn’t do shit
the army did not begin - said army got moldy
BUT MY MONSTERA IS SPROUTING
i stole all the seeds from the lemons
not only was lemonade made but an army began
unfortunately i have been informed that creating a species for characters means i have to know how they function fully - and not just draw them in cool fits with little name tags in an angry walmart
i don’t believe I should have been given access to money
ALL THE APPS KEEP TRYING TO GET ME INTO BIMBO CORE THAT IS NOT MY ARC RIGHT NOW
going to hobby lobby just to pick up all the bits that fall off the fake plants and putting them in funky jars
holy fucking shit it’s sonic the hedgehod
Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time
Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it
I’m pretty sure that last question is what chooses your color. (which is pretty clever - fits with the theming) Also the most interesting quiz i’ve ever taken.
What color are you? Take our fun personality quiz to find out!
Reblog and put in the tags if you think you’re visibly queer
Too cluttered to know where to start; Not enough clutter for Marie Kondo to show up, 😔😔😔.
3rd base is me sharing dreams I’ve moved on from
That feminine urge this, masculine urge that ….
Yeah, okay , cool
But what about the Lunar urge to ritualistically disappear every couple of weeks ?
A little while ago the power went out. In the past when that happened I would just sit around and try to get the internet working again. However - this time around I got up and went outside to the porch. I just read a book listening to the rain hit the houses exterior. That is till a wasp got mad at me for existing- It’s not much but it’s improvement from the person I was, so I’ll take it.
Fuck you my child’s completely fine!
No deary, your child is busy searching for the next book to fill the void inside of them
be the reason people say “most” or “usually” or “generally speaking”
i swear this dude’s level of maturity is weaker then a tomodachi mii
“How long have you been doing this?”
A WHILE - and i intend to continue for multiple hours
