Gamer/Autistic adult/sfw only/Current Brainrot:Sonic (INACTIVE DUE TO COLLEGE)
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Peachy
I need a Mario Movie sequel trailer where the Mario Bros are famous, everyone is happy, and Yoshi is there, but there is a new threat to the Mushroom Kingdom. We then cut to clawed hands playing a piano all while an orchestral score of Bowser's boss theme from 64 is playing in the background of some epic action packed scenes until it finally fades out and we see that it wasn't Bowser playing the piano at all but a familiar blue haired koopaling, he then shows a mischievous grin as it cuts to the logo.
I accidentally spoiled myself a few plot points cause some people online decided to post them and throw all this new info in my face, but that didn't stop me from enjoying the film.
Anyways, here's my review of the Mario Movie so let's a go!
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-Mario and Luigi were so wholesome together
-Bowser was amazing, I loved that he was evil just for the sake of being evil.
-BOWSER'S LOVE BALLAD ABSOLUTELY SLAPPED. I can see why the Koopalings got their names from musicians, my man Bowser can play a piano!
-Princess Peach's origin story was actually kinda cute! I love the idea of the Toads being her found family, the only question I have though is who are her parents?
-Bowser was a Bicon, enough said
-The blue koopa really became a blue shell and was never heard from again. I guess the blue shelled koopas are suicide bombers 💀
-I really wanted more Luigi screentime, but eh, it's enough for the first film I guess
-The Penguin King and DK also deserve more screentime, maybe we will see them in the sequal
-THE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC ABSOLUTELY SLAPPED, I NEED AN EXTENDED VERSION OF THAT SMW CASTLE THEME NOW
-Peach was one of my favorite characters in the film, she is so kind yet also badass.
-Peach choosing to marry Bowser for the sake of her kingdom and it's people was such a power move on her part
-I hated the fast pacing of the plot, but the movie scenes made up for it
-Overall, despite some criticisms I have, it's a really good movie, I rate it a 8.5/10
epic rap battles of vishkar
So I found out that the scene with Bowser on the piano I went feral over is actually a scene where Bowser is going to sing a love ballad about Peach.
So basically, Bowser has a crush on Peach and acts fruity towards Luigi, like the bisexual icon he is. I love Bowser even more now.
@niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian THE PRAYER WORKED I GOT MORE GOOD NEWS
From the studio that brought you "Mario frolicks in Wahoo Land while Luigi is running for his life from zombies"
And "Mario drives a cool kart with apes while Luigi gets locked in a cage with penguins"
Now presenting "Mario gazes softly at his love interest in a flower field while Luigi gets VERY up and close with a turtle dragon villain in a volcano"
Thank you guys so much for making my Bowuigi headcanons blow up! I really appreciate all the attention you are bringing to my little blog! I post other things on my blog as well, so if you want to, feel free to check that stuff out. (I post the cringe sometimes)
Here's to more Bowuigi headcanons in the future!
This is exactly what I like to see, thank you tumblr
I'm rooting for both Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat btw.
pavlovs dog and scrodingers cat armed with chekhovs gun and occams razor to take down freud. new hit movie coming april 20th 2069
happy Pi day everyone
Happy Day That Krabs Fries
Bowser Jr:Cisgender and straight
Morton:Nonbinary and Pansexual (He always refers to himself by his name and not with "I" or "Im" in the games)
Roy:Cisgender and Bisexual (leans more towards women)
Lemmy:Cisgender (likes feminine things) and homosexual
Ludwig:Cisgender and grey ace homoromantic
Larry:Demiboy and homosexual
Wendy:Cis and straight
Iggy:Agender demiboy (He/They/It mostly uses He/Him pronouns) and homosexual
Imagine the potential of Luigi and the Koopalings interacting, this can make for some really sweet or funny moments between them. Like I really need to see more of this in Bowuigi fics.
Luigi talking to the Koopalings:So uh, what do you guys like?
Wendy:*smiling* Men
Larry:Video games
Morton:Food, I really love food
Lemmy:THE CIRCUS! Oh, and fun!
Jr:Oh, Art for me!
Roy:The color pink! I think it's a manly color.
Ludwig:Classical music really soothes my soul~ 🎼
Luigi:Wow, I can't believe we have so much in common!
Iggy:*tapping the microphone* I'm autistic
Bowuigi prompt where Bowser entrusts Luigi with his adoptive son Ludwig to babysit for the night, and the two have a heart-to-heart conversation, that quickly turns into a bonding moment.
Luigi:So uh, do you have a type of woman that you're attracted to?
Ludwig:*whispering to himself* muscular men
Luigi:*thinking about Bowser* yeah I get the appeal
I AM GOING ABSOLUTELY FERAL OVER THIS SHOT. BOWSER CAN ACTUALLY PLAY THE PIANO!?
I bet this is where Bowser is going to have his flashy musical number about being all evil and stuff. I'm going to lose it (If it's the final boss music from Super Mario 64)
The third and final trailer for the Mario Movie was less epic than I thought it should be, but I got fire flower Donkey Kong and more Bowser scenes, so I'm sold.
MARIO MOVIE HYPE TRAIN! THE FINAL TRAILER, LET'S A GO!
I meant to answer on the poll that I both have autism and ADHD but I accidentally answered for only having autism.
it's ok to make mistakes 🫂
here, have some silver as comfort food
This music sounds like a horror film where games inside of an arcade suddenly come to life and start chasing you.
HAUHGUHAUHSUHGUDISHGGHUDHSG
Headcanon that Cloud has a photography hobby and he sometimes goes around the Smash Mansion taking pictures. He mostly does it for fun, to relieve stress, or to spy on whatever the villains are doing.
He takes pictures of lots of things and captures a lot of unique aspects in his photographs. He says it is a hobby, but Byleth and Bayonetta are convinced that he's just taking pictures to get a good view of Sephiroth working out.
IM GOING INSANE-
BIG WIN FOR THE INFINITE COMMUNITY TODAY ‼️🗣
I WANT HIM SO BADLY NOW
HE!!!!!!!!!
SCREAMIGN CRYINGSHAKING. GOING INSANE
I have Safer Sephiroth brainrot. Do you have any headcanons about his Safer form? It's ok if you don't have any, I'm just being a simp
I don't know if I have specific hcs yet on Safer, but rather than leave you empty handed, here's a few things...
Safer Sephiroth has gone through some very interesting design changes in the last decade. There's his original form from FF7, which of course is designed to resemble biblical angels.
And then you have his newer Dissidia design which still somewhat keeps the angel look, but has added new striking features to give him a more beastly/alien appearance.
Note the claws, facial markings, and duller, darker colors. His eyes are also now completely without pupils as well, giving him a decidedly more otherworldly air. I really like it.
SO with that in mind, here's a mild Safer Sephiroth Sephcanon.
His Safer form decays and warps literally every time he merges into it. While it was bright and beautiful and breathtaking in FF7, his form is slowly becoming more and more twisted and unsettling over time, becoming more demonic than angelic. Jenova's presence is pumping him with godlike power, but it's also rotting him from the inside out.
all the cool kids were obsessed with ancient Egypt at some point
Consider the following headcanon that Luigi and Cloud Strife sometimes bond with each other over their questionable crushes. I'm imagining Luigi just gushing over every aspect of Bowser while Cloud is just silently sitting there questioning his entire existence.
Luigi:Bowser is such a softy~!
Cloud:*grumbling* mhhh hmm, yeah like falling in love with a giant turtle dragon is normal
Luigi:Mmh hmm, yeah but is falling in love with a fallen angel considered a sin? *smirking*
Cloud Strife:*lovestruck panic* I don't know IS IT!?
I need to see what Infinite looks like in the swap au
damn me too. get me out of here (capitalism) so i can draw it
Headcanon that sometimes Luigi helps with babysitting the Koopalings whenever Bowser needs it to be done (raising 8 kids all by himself is a huge job). Since Luigi is a plumber and works with technical stuff, I like to think that he helps Iggy work on his machines. Iggy isn't talkative at first. He prefers to work away from distractions and is extremely focused in his work (like ADHD-focused), but Luigi slowly allows Iggy to come out of his shell (pun intended).
Luigi listens to Iggy's info-dumping about science. He gets the whole machinery thing but he has no clue what Iggy is talking about science-wise. Sometimes the other Koopalings join in as well, and by joining in I mean Luigi trying to prevent them from doing mischief.
I would really want to know the general opinion about this topic. I respect all opinions so no need to come at me.