Joe, Honey… What Are You Doing? And This Is Why I Love This Man So Much.

*kisses you on the cheek* don't forget to only do bare minimum at your job today 🫂

Gay

Let’s get one thing straight, I am not. So I was in school today on Pinterest looking at drarry fanfics and drawings because you know, they’re actually goals. My friend turns towards me and starts talking obviously I’m not listening since my ship is more important, then she starts to scream “Gio stop looking at gay things and listen to me!” I turn towards her, look straight into her eyes and say “I will stop looking at gay things once I stop being gay”

and Joseph really asked “How did they know?” babe we caught you in 4k

She’s A Gun

Pairing: Joel Miller x fem!reader

Author’s note: *John Mulaney voice* My wife is a bitch and I love her SO much (gif by @salome-c) I also didn’t know how to end this so sorry

Summary: Somebody didn’t give the new guy a heads up about talking about Joel Miller’s family [1.6k]

Warnings: idiots in love, a quick mention of a queer slur, I can’t think of anything else!!

You catch him looking at you across the room as you sip some new whiskey Tommy traded for. He looks young and fresh-faced without many scars or littering the surface of his skin. His eyes are bright when they meet yours, and you give him a polite smile before returning to your drink. Unsurprisingly, he bellies up to the bar a few minutes later. You glance at the door, and the man follows your gaze. 

“You meeting someone?” He asks. The bartender, a kind man named Nick, flashes you a look, but you wave him off, turning to the younger man, who is dead set on making his presence known. 

“You must be new.” You say, and he laughs as he holds out his hand. 

“You got me. I’m Luke,” He says. You meet him halfway and shake his hand, giving him your name. “Where are you from?”

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