Don’t drink holy water, it actually tastes gross and I think that’s what being on drugs feels like. I don’t know, never taken any but I got all weird and loopy and my friend almost threw up
I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO BURN THIS WORK TO THE ASHES I SPENT LIKE 12 HOURS ON THIS SHIT AND IT’S ONLY 1,000 WORDS I CAN’T EVEN READ NOW THE WORDS BECAME A BLURR UPON THINE PAGE AND I HAVEN’T A SLIGHTEST CLUE OF WHAT I WAS DOING AS IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE A SERIES BUT NOW IT IS AND IT’S FINNA BE A FULL NOVEL WATTPAD STYLE GO WITH DA FLOW THING MY WORDS ARE NO LONGER OF COMPREHENTION
ALSO WHEN YOU READ NSFW AND GO TO DRINK HOLY WATER, DON’T DO IT. I ACCENDED TO THE TENTH DIMENSION AND THERE’S THESE WEIRD THINGS WITH EYES HELP
I like writing :)
I like writing :)
Tempted to write a Blue Exorcist x Lucky Star crossover after rewatching Lucky Star and finding out the character similarities, just some funny ones
So I was just chillin on A03 and decided to look at Blue Exorcist fics, and I decided to do like sorting from title in alphabetical order and
That was the top option. I am scared.
I can say. . . probably not proudly. . . BUT I CAN SAY THAT I KNOW A SATAN SIMP
My tumblr page is so weird that now it’s just all Blue Exorcist and Tomura Shigaraki from MHA I swear-
Hey can yall reblog this if you're an aoex fan who 1) isn't a weirdo who ships incest and pedophilia and 2) isn't transphobic or queerphobic in general (so not an exclusionist)
The fanbase is kinda small so I wanna try to find other fans I can click with lmao
Bon, Shima, and Konekomaru know how to drive.
Reasons:
Bon - To distance himself from Kyoto
Shima - To impress the ladies
Konekomaru - It just seemed convenient
Funfact, the other friend of mine is a lesbian. Along with that they simped for Yukio’s gun skills the entire time he was on screen
SO I WAS WATCHING BLUE EXORCIST WITH 2 OF MY FRIENDS AND UH BASICALLY I SHOWED THEM A PICTURE OF LUCIFER AND SATAN SAYING “They’re not the same character” because they got confused. AND ONE OF THEM, THE STRAIGHT DUDE, CALLED SATAN HOT AND CUTE. LMAO
SO I WAS WATCHING BLUE EXORCIST WITH 2 OF MY FRIENDS AND UH BASICALLY I SHOWED THEM A PICTURE OF LUCIFER AND SATAN SAYING “They’re not the same character” because they got confused. AND ONE OF THEM, THE STRAIGHT DUDE, CALLED SATAN HOT AND CUTE. LMAO
Everytime I read Konekomaru’s name I for some reason always hear Present Mic shout his name like he was in UA. I can’t even do it for the other characters in Blue Exorcist JUST KONEKOMARU-
Yo why does the song “Are you Satisfied” by Marina and the Diamonds fit SO WELL WITH YUKIO?!
The main characters successfully kill Satan! Mostly likely Rin. But then he is brought back but with all of his powers, without his memories but he’s a very sassy 5 year old. They have to find out what to do with him.
Coming from a Pisces
Imagine being able to write rough sex with praise instead of degradation for the people with really bad low self esteem and hate degradation, but I guess its just way to hard for people to understand how to write basic human compassion. You don’t have to call someone a “fucking slut” “Take that you ugly ass whore” while railing them you can actually be nice ya know? Before any of y’all say “then why don’t you just write that” I am planning too, doesn’t mean I can’t rant.
I mean like, I randomly started shipping Tomura Shigaraki and Tomoko Shiretoko(Ragdoll). This came out of nowhere and I mean there’s weirder crackships in the fandom. Why not just go crazy?
Like I can imagine a fic going like Tomoko wants to still help the WWPC even though she no longer has a quirk, so she goes off on her own to try to seduce the League of Villains leader himself Shigaraki. Then they actually end up falling for each other. DOESN’T IT SOUND GOOD?! I like the idea, so maybe? I need a good ship name for this
This is just a test of writing and such, that’s why Ayumi doesn’t get a description. This is really just a test so not my best work tbh. . .
Disclaimer: THEY ARE BOTH OVER 18
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Ayumi laughs a bit, “you’re seriously that desperate that you had to drag me into a VIP section of the club where we could be alone?”
Izuku rolled his eyes, “you just aren’t giving me my answers, what’s your name?”
“Well you’d have to earn it if you want that,” Ayumi says, he’s been talking to Izuku, the UA traitor, for a few months now in his normal outfits. It seems like the female disguise had even fooled Izuku, one of the smartest people Ayumi has met. They are both in the club they met up at and this time Izuku brought him to a VIP section, one of which is mostly for parties and no one is allowed there until the warranty is up which is normally until the end of the night.
“Earn it? I feel like I already have,” Izuku replies getting closer to Ayumi, cuffing his hand on his cheek, then moving it down to his chin, making Ayumi look up at Izuku, “I don’t want these one offs just to be one offs, darling.”
“Here I thought you liked calling me darling,” Ayumi teases, which causes Izuku to slam their lips together, it isn’t the first time this has happened and definitely isn’t the last. Izuku shoves his tongue into Ayumi’s mouth and their tongues battle for dominance. Izuku uses his free arm and wraps it around Ayumi’s waist pulling him closer, his other hand that was on Ayumi’s cheek moves to his hair. Ayumi swings his arms over Izuku’s shoulders wrapping them around his neck, making them closer. As normal, Izuku wins, even after the fight Ayumi put up. They break the kiss, a string of saliva connecting their mouths is left. Izuku then shoves Ayumi on the couch with ease then climbs ontop of him. Izuku leans close to Ayumi and growls in his ear, “why must you be such a brat darling?” then bites his ear lobe.
“Why not?” Ayumi asks and chuckles.
“Oh I’ll make you regret all of that,” Izuku growls again.
“I’d like to see you try,” Ayumi whispers to Izuku.
THAT BITCH SHOULDA DIED.