Lesson Learned Today: Don't Put Your Jewellery Anywhere Near The Sink :')

agent stone is sooo German Shepherd coded. I’ve seen folks say Golden Retriever a few times and that isn’t it at ALL.

His number one trait is unwavering loyalty- but it’s only for one person. He dismisses others and is only passive with them, even going as far as disliking most other people/creatures that come around.

He takes orders when robotnik is around, and otherwise takes a light and smart lead. He doesn’t love on everyone else, just his one person. Not Golden Retriever at all!!!

For his person, he’s endlessly again- loyal. Pleasing. He puts his thoughts aside just to listen and take orders from the one person he respects. He’s level headed when he knows robotnik is safe and under control, and his only true worry comes from when his person is under distress, or threatened. That’s enough to set him scared.

And he’d be more than happy just staying with that one person forever.

Ever seen the adoration in working German Shepherds eyes while they’re at work? Check out some videos, they’re neat to watch. Hell yeah though, that’s sure him.

self projecting a little tho 🤭 I love those dogs, and he deserves better than the meager golden retriever treatment.

Now I want yo read this. But no fics. Help.

So I've been on a reading kick for Elias adopts Baby Jon who has timetraveled from the apocalypse and is an avatar fics, and I am vastly disappointed. Why, you may ask? Because no one has taken advantage of one very obvious fact: Jonah Magnus would 100% be a bitchy PTA Karen parent.

Think about it. He would use the Eye to to know that, actually, Susan did NOT make those cupcakes for the bake sale, she bought them from fucking Waitrose. And she's cheating on her wife with Debra the LLW teacher. So she better tell little Jimmy to back the fuck off his special little eye boi or he will RUIN her reputation.

Like, just for a second, imagine him striding up to a school in his finest Boring Manager (tm) Attire, and the principal thinks it's gonna be a generic meeting. Then this bastard calmly takes off his jacket, folds it over his arm and tells the principal that if Mr Anderson doesn't start providing proper care and facilities for Jon's neurodivergence and knowledge powers, someone might just let slip about that tax fraud you're committing. Oh, and also, your partner is flirting with the mailman as we speak. And then just fucking strides off, Knowing that you will do as he asked cause how the fuck does he know that?!?

The potential guys, I swear.

(Yes in this world he also drives a minivan. It has a giant eye painted on the side. Jon calls it Mystereye Machine)

Yeah, that about sums it up :')

Levels of shipping Agent Stone and Robotnik through the movies:

Sonic 1

Sonic 2

Sonic 3

First kiss! Robotnik totally forgot that kisses are a thing

Something something Robotnik spent so much of his life having to make joy for himself on his own that he didn't realise Stone was important to him until Gerald tried to kill him and shattered his pre-concieved notions of what love was.

Being an orphan had a part in how he perceived the idea of love. He never had any friends, no romantic partners, because to him, there was no expectation that someone would inherently love him just for the sake of it. He was 'undesirable'. So, he entertained himself with his creations, and with his own personality.

He latched onto the chance to connect with his grandfather in Sonic 3 because to him, that relationship is where he expected to find someone who loved him on the basis that they were family.

Stone brought him happiness in ways so simple...

so unique...

so realistic...

that it wasn't until he was about to die that Robotnik clocked it as genuine care and affection. Something that Gerald never felt for him, and only Stone had ever given him.

So safe to say they make me insane actually

Art by Essi Välimäki

two geniuses "hard at work" ft. yoghurt-covered strawberries and three braincells shared between the two of them

Some things I noticed in art and realized Robotnik is and does do.

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- Robotnik totally has one tattoo, one on his right fore arm, it’s a cybernetic code, he used to study or use when he was younger. But regret having it done, so it’s covered up all the time.

-Robotnik doesn’t like coffee, actually despises it, he prefers the fancy lattes, hot, and they have to be made with whip cream on top. Or he won’t drink it.

- There is never a moment when he isn’t thinking about, Sonic.

- If he has significant other then they better be prepared. They’re will be a lot of kinks. A LOT. I’m pretty sure they’ll have to wear a collar at some point, and marks, those too.

- Robotnik makes sure that everyone knows he’s a genius and that everyone else is just fucking dumb.

These are my concluding statements thank you for coming.

Some not so serious doodles about the idea where Silco survived and Warwrick!Vander found him. I did these as fanservice for ME! Especially the clothes thing

(have fun trying to figure out the reading order of the third sketch dump)

Look at the dogo