Also Your Voice Is Cool... Ig... IDK HOW TO COME OFF SAYING THAT WITHOUT SOUNDING WEIRD 💔 It's Ok.

um i domt know how else yl say hello. greetings esteemed one

i watched evangelion. yay!

OH MU GOD YIPPEE YUPEE YIPEPE!!!!!! asuka liker.... asuka liker.... hello....

stop listening to sad white boy music and come do the macarena. yay

that was a genuine question btw idk if u like them r not

theyre cute!!

Dominican

I have never been to the dominician republic nor am i Dominican. 💜

man who still has ants on his floor: I still have ants on my floor

@degenerate-mystery-inc-whore and I met on Tinder. And she is by far my best friend on the face of the Earth. I tell people that I’m in a QPR with a girl I met on Tinder, and often CisHet people are quick to ask things like, “Have you kissed,” or, “So you’re basically dating then?”

Sure, once I dressed as Lady Dimitrescu and shoved her against a wall, but that was just one time. Really? What’s amazing about our friendship is her calling me at midnight to tell me about a new Lego-train workaround she found. Or me talking for an hour about my favorite Godzilla films over the phone when I’m lonely. It’s making soup for her when she’s sick, and her making damn certain I eat when finances are tight.

I love her very dearly and I will never regret swiping right on Tinder.

Love my spiral 🌀 #MySpiral

public service announcement for all skk and skk-adjacent writers out there:

it may be very tempting to go from Dazai calling Chuuya "petit mafia" (like some translations I can't find right now do) to an endearing pet name like using the French possessive form and get "mon petit mafia". HOWEVER, that string of words makes absolutely no sense in French:

The word "mafia" is feminine, so it should be "ma petite mafia" (my little mafia [organization])

"mafia" only refers to the group/organization, so unless you want Dazai to refer to Chuuya as his own mafia (which you could), the French translation of "mafioso" is "mafieux" (masc) or "mafieuse" (fem), for "mon petit mafieux" (my little mafioso), but you could also use mafioso as-is as the original Italian word.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk 👍

chart of my age over time