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Some Say Money Matters But My Brother Says Big Brains Matter More
Sooo… while studying the cranial nerves and their functions I came by this genius mnemonic and I just had to share it with you guys! :D
Some say money matters, but my brother says big boobs make more fun. [m = motoric, s = sensorial/sensitive, b = both]
N. olfactorius (s)
N. opticus (s)
N. oculomotorius (m)
N. trochlearis (m)
N. trigeminus (b)
N. abducens (m)
N. facialis (b)
N. vestibulocochlearis (s)
N. glossopharyngeus (b)
N. vagus (b)
N. accessorius (m)
N. hypoglossus (m)
(fun)
Some Anatomists Like F*cking, Others Prefer S & M
Superior thyroid artery
Ascending pharyngeal artery
Lingual artery
Facial artery
Occipital artery
Posterior auricular artery
Superficial temporal artery
Maxillary artery
The superior thyroid, ascending pharyngeal, lingual and facial arteries are ANTERIOR branches.
The occipital and posterior auricular arteries are POSTERIOR branches.
The superficial temporal and maxillary arteries are TERMINAL branches.
“Some Anatomists Like F*cking, Others Prefer S & M”
is a mnemonic my professor just mentioned in class for the branches of the external carotid artery askjvb;askjbv;
Morphine (+ anti-emetic)
Oxygen
Nitrate
Anti-platelet (aspirin, clopidogrel)
Thrombolytic (rtPA)
Primary angioplasty (PTCA)
Anticoagulant (heparin)
Beta-blocker
ACE inhibitor
Aspirin
Lipid-lowering (statin)
Lifestyle
Helpful mnemonic foe MI treatment.
ACh acts on N2 receptors (ligand-gated Na+/K+ receptors)
Block Na+ channels that propagate nerve impulse - local anaesthetics (lidocaine), tetrodotoxin
Inhibit ACh release - tetanus toxin, botulinum toxin
Competitive antagonists - vecuronium
N2 agonists - suxamethonium
Flaccid paralysis
Only cleared by plasma cholinesterase
Reversible anticholinesterases - edrophonium, neostigmine, physostigmine
Block activity of AChE
Diagnose and treat myasthenia gravis and treat glaucoma respectively
Irreversible anticholinesterases - organophosphates (pesticides, nerve gases)
Long-lived flaccid paralysis
Treat with pralidoxime within 10 minutes - cleaves OP-AChE complex
In the UK and US, the main causes are gallstones and alcohol.
Use the mnemonic 'I GET SMASHED':
Idiopathic
Gallstones
Ethanol
Trauma
Steroids
Mumps / Malignancy
Autoimmune
Scorpion stings
Hypercalcaemia / Hypertriglyceridaemia / Hypothermia
ERCP
Drugs (including azathioprine, mesalazine, bendroflumethiazide, furosemide, steroids, sodium valproate)
I don’t know what stage of the semester you’re at right now but let someone in exam period (me) give you some advice on revision: Start early. Early as in NOW. Start now to not end up like me
The main ones can be remembered using "CRAP GPs spend all day on SICKFACES.COM".
These induce CYP450 activity, and thus reduce the concentration of drugs which are metabolised by this system.
Carbemazepine Rifampicin Alcohol (chronic use) Phenytoin Griseofulvin Phenobarbitone Sulphonylureas, St John's Wort, Smoking
Also topiramate.
These inhibit CYP450 enzyme activity and thus increase the concentration of drugs which are metabolised by this system.
Sodium valproate Isoniazid Cimetidine Ketoconazole Fluconazole Alcohol (acute use), Amiodarone, Allopurinol Chloramphenicol Erythromycin Sulfonamides, SSRIs Ciprofloxacin Omeprazole Metronidazole
Also grapefruit, cranberry juice, diltiazem, verapamil, clarithromycin.
Medications which commonly interact with CYP450 inhibitors and inducers are:
Warfarin
Phenytoin
Combined Oral Contraceptive Pill (COCP)
Theophylline
Corticosteroids
Tricyclic antidepressants
Statins
Lamotrigine
Midazolam
Can - Citrate
I - Isocitrate
Keep - α-Ketoglutarate
Selling - Succinyl-CoA
Sex - Succinate
For - Fumarate
Money - Malate
Officer - Oxaloacetate
oh we are starting my favorite topic in biochemistry the tca cycle because whenever someone’s like :( it’s so hard to remember the intermediates :( i get to tell them about Can I Keep Selling Sex For Money Officer
On, on, on, they travelled and found Voldemort guarding very ancient horcruxes.
Olfactory, optic, oculomotor, trochlear, trigeminal, abducens, facial, vestibulocochlear, glossopharyngeal, vagus, accessory, hypoglossal.
On - Olfactory nerve (CN I)
On - Optic nerve (CN II)
On - Oculomotor nerve (CN III)
They - Trochlear nerve (CN IV)
Travelled - Trigeminal nerve (CN V)
And - Abducens nerve (CN VI)
Found - Facial nerve (CN VII)
Voldermort - Vestibulocochlear nerve (CN VIII)
Guarding - Glossopharyngeal nerve (CN IX)
Very - Vagus nerve (CN X)
Ancient - Accessory nerve (CN XI)
Horcruxes - Hypoglossal nerve (CN XII)
SHIP
Sulfasalazine & Sulfonamide Hydralazine Isoniazid Procainamide & Phenytoin
This is by no means a definitive list (they are many!) but these are some of the most common causes.
Ca^2+ and PO4^3+ form hydroxyapatite
Diffusible pool
~50% of plasma calcium is free/unbound ionic Ca2+ (physiologically important form)
~10% of plasma calcium is complexed with small molecular weight compounds (citrate, phosphate)
Non-diffusible pool
~40% of plasma calcium is bound to calcium-binding proteins and plasma proteins (albumin)
The body utilises plasma albumin-bound calcium as a circulating reserve