FAMILY, FAMILY DEAR BATS đŚ
synopsis : What happens when a normal reader enters Batfamily. Not by getting orphaned or saved but rather just visiting her uncle for the first time ( it's Bruce ). Now somehow she's become the unofficial therapist of this family and for unknown reasons the only one with enough common sense.Also why is everyone so Overprotective?
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Normal reader X Platonic yandere Batfamily
Chapter 2 :-
Your eyes twinkled open all while you took your surroundings into view. This most definitely wasn't your room. It was too large yet had a tiny elegance to it. Your mind raked where you were -- seconds passed before you realised you were indeed at your uncle's place.Â
Getting off the bed, you made your way to the bathroom and freshened yourself up. Your eyes which were in a daze snap open sharply. You smile at your reflection before coming out.Â
Walking out you passed through the large and bright hallways and made your way to the kitchen. Mr. Alfred, you remember, was busy making breakfast. " Good morning, Mr Alfred." He greeted you with a smile. The man had a stern yet soft look in his eyes when he glanced in your direction.Â
Passing you an eloquent smile he pushed the seat back for you. " Good morning, Miss Julia. You've woken quite early. " You nodded, " I'm an early wake. Also-" You said turning your head left and right. " Where are my parents?"
" They informed me they had to leave early due to an emergency at work. I was told to inform you when you woke.. "Â
Wow, your parents really just left you. What happened to spending a few days there? Really- still you couldn't blame them, they always made time for you but sometimes the work got too heavy or an emergency arrived. " Seems like them. " You sighed while taking a seat.Â
Mr. Alfred placed breakfast in front of you. You gasped at the amount, it looked like it could feed ten people. Looking back and forth you asked, " Will my cousins or someone else be joining us? "
Mr. Alfred blinked before a smile found its way on his lips. " Master Duke will be joining us." You had a hard time believing he could eat this much. But hey! It's not like you were familiar with how much a young adult ate.Â
As if on que you heard a voice from behind, failing to prevent himself from yawning. " Good morning Alfred. What's for breakfast?â Alfred motioned him to look at the table. You heard a gasp, â Wow, you really prepared a lot! Is everyone coming back already?â
â They should arrive by evening. Also-â Alfred coughed, his eyes pointing to you. â You ought to greet our guest.â The boy's eyes finally scan and spot you.Â
You slightly turned your head and looked at him. He was really handsome you thought. His skin was practically glowing but the dark circle near his eyes told you he barely slept.Â
He came closer and took a seat next to you. Extending his hand and a smile bright on his lips, he greeted you. â Sorry about that. I was kind of sleepy. Nice to meet you uhh-.â You shake his hand and smile right back. â Julia..â You reply, â A pleasure to meet you too.â
â Duke.â He says and takes a seat. You don't notice him examining you while you eat. He follows your movements and begins to eat.Â
So this is Y/n Julia.Â
You look so ordinary, practically so small. He scans you with his eyes and powers and finds you to not be a threat. You turn to him confused as to why he's been staring at you for the past five minutes.Â
He places some more eggs on your plate. â Eat more.â You nodded. â You have some more too.â You passed him some ham. Both of you chatted with each other and despite him being at least six years older, you were able to enjoy yourself.Â
Duke was really good at talking.Â
â Do you want me to give you a tour through the city? We can visit the hospitals too!â Wow he really was nice. You practically grinned, â I would really like that!â Duke smiled back.Â
He was feeling like a big brother right now. A real one.Â
He's always wanted a little sibling he could take care of and spend time with. He remembers begging his parents for some. They laughed nervously and told him maybe in the future.Â
Then they died and he lost every chance of it.Â
When he got adopted by Bruce, he was scared. His new siblings were nice but they all kept their distance. Though with time he'd gotten closer to them all. Even Damien. But his relationship with them all was nothing more than a convenience. To each of them, every single one of them was but a teammate. Just a small part in their great mission.Â
Duke had changed in the eight years he was under Bruce's roof. He got more cruel, more efficient and moreâŚemotionless. He had lost any desire for love and care. He couldn't even be brothered anymore.Â
Now talking to you, he felt hope brimming. Bruce had already told them all about your family's existence. When he read your file, after it was passed around among his siblings who for some reason just love to mess with each other. He remembers not caring.Â
He wants to hit his past self right now. Even if it was him from an hour ago.Â
Also
Your picture did not do you justice.Â
You look lots more livelier than the picture shows. His eyes have gotten soft in just an hour. That's something none of his siblings would ever believe. Him being kind and smiling with someone? That's practically unheard off! They'll probably try to run some rest on him later. He can already feel a headache coming.Â
But he feels they would understand him. They're all the same kind of monsters after all. He can already see you meeting them and them taking a liking to you instantly, just like he has.Â
â Duke, are you listening?âÂ
He turns his attention back to you. Your bright eyes stare at him with full attention and kindness. He smiles.Â
â I am..â you go right back in for your live of medicine.Â
 This is perhaps his first time talking to someone normal. Someone who isn't a vigilante, someone who isn't traumatized.Â
Just a normal, bright kid.Â
His ears sharpen in edge and his eyes slightly flicker when he hears the footsteps. Bruce is doing it on purpose to not freak you out. He sees Bruce make way to the living room, where you both have taken a seat and are talking. You of course see him and greet him with a smile.Â
â Good morning, Uncle Bruce.â
Bruce pauses before smiling. â Good morning Julia.â He takes a seat next to you. â You're quite an early riser. I've never seen any of my children ever wake so early.â He sighs under a smile.Â
â Really?â
â Yes. They all love to sleep late, when they are home that is.â You wouldn't know but his last bit is meant for someone else.Duke inwardly scoffs. â They must be home often then.â Bruce freezes and you feel his smile falter before returning to his face. â They come when they wish.â
You nod.Â
Duke already wants to leave. Despite all that Bruce has done for him, he can't make himself stay in his presence for long. Especially if it's not related to vigilante work. He gets up and your attention turns to him. â Duke?â You ask.Â
He smiles and pinches your cheeks. â I've got some work to do. Let's hang out later, âkay?â You nod. Duke shoots Bruce a stare before leaving. You don't notice since it's very quick and subtle
Once Duke disappears, Bruce turns your attention back to him.Â
â It's nice to see you get along with him.â
â Duke's nice so I wouldn't take the credit.â You reply. You have no idea how cruel and emotionless he is. Bruce would say he was surprised when he saw you both chatting and smiling earlier. Duke has never been this open in front of anyone. Not even his siblings.Â
â I wouldn't put myself down there. You're good at socializing.â you blush. â ThanksâŚâÂ
He smiles. â So I heard you love medicine. Are you planning on pursuing it?âÂ
â I am. It's been a dream for me forever!â
â That's nice.â He doesn't realise when his hand moves closer and ruffles your hair. He starts and pulls back quickly. â Sorry.. I didn't realize-â
â It's fine uncle. You can do it again.â You allow him to pat your head. He smiles at the warmth you give.Â
â So uncle Bruce, when are the others coming? I would love to meet them!â especially if they are nice like Duke.Â
â Right ! They should arrive right-wingâ suddenly there is a loud bang and the ground shakes. You about to fall is steadied by Bruce and he helps you get stable. â You alright?â Bruce asks seriously. â I'm⌠fine.â
â What was that!â Bruce says nothing, just points at the direction of the sound.
â Master Damien and Master Jason. What are you both doing?â You hear Alfred's voice. He's scolding someone. Bruce and you walk out and you see two men getting scolded by Alfred.Â
â It was Todd's fault, Pennyworth. I have done nothing wrong. â You see the shorter one trying to defend himself. His face has a big blue spot forming. Probably due to a punch.Â
â Don't put the blame on me Demon brat! Alfie I'm telling you! It was all him. â The taller one argues back. You see blood falling down his arms.Â
Your glance at Alfred who looks like a tired dad ready to bamg his head on the wall. Bruce takes his place next to you and pats your head again.Â
â Here they are.â You hear Bruce sigh holding his nose bridge like a tired parent. â Welcome to our Mansion Julia.âÂ
Damn-
TBCâŚ
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All our batfam has a dark and cute side. So look forward to it ^â _â ^ Also to everyone wondering why I gave reader the name Julia. It's a Nickname I thought would be cute. ( I don't know what it means but it kind of rhyme with jewel. So I wrote it in that context, since she's going to be like a jewel to them.)
Still if everyone wants I'll use y/n or name ( tell me what u all prefer) in the coming chapters â§ďšâŚ
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pairings: Damian Wayne (Batfamily) x Reader
warnings: spiders, death, violence (it's gotham), character death, little sad
summary: your class takes a trip to the Wayne science facility, only for you to get bitten by a radioactive spider while you're there, now you must navigate life as Gotham's first Spider-Girl
a/n: I absolutely love DC and the batfam so I wanted to try my writing on a DC fic especially after listening to 'It's On Again' by Alica Keys, it says Damian Wayne x reader but it's more Robin because I want this to be a slow burn, if this does well enough I'll make a series, live laugh love
"Wake up, dweeb," The voice said, a playful hint of teasing behind it. You opened your eyes slightly, seeing the familiar face in front of you, your older brother Alex looked at you, a bright smile on his face as he shook you lightly.
A groan escaped your lips as the covers you were under were pulled from you, "What time is it?" You asked him, unamused at the rough awakening.
"6:30, you do know you have to be at school by 7 today for your field trip to the Wayne Enterprise Science Facility?" Your brother chuckled as your eyes widened in shock at the realization.
Quickly scrambling to your feet you grabbed your clothes and rushed to the bathroom, getting ready as fast as you could.
The only reason your class was going on this trip was due to the fact that Bruce Wayne's son, Damian Wayne was in your class, and he offered this trip as a way of keeping the school happy with Damian's somewhat complicated behavior.
Although you weren't complaining, your father used to work for that facility before his tragic passing, the details were never specified, the only thing you knew was there was an accident, a research project gone wrong, killing him.
Bruce Wayne felt terrible for it, because of this he actually ended up paying for your entire tuition at Gotham Academy, as well as your brother's tuition for Gotham University, along with some other expenses.
You never held it against the Wayne's, it wasn't their fault, you knew that. Your mom on the other hand did hold a bit of a grudge, she obviously was grateful that she had enough money to send her children to their respective schools, considering the fact you guys didn't have much money in the first place, most of it came from your fathers work. So she knew she couldn't complain but she certainly didn't appreciate the first thing that the Wayne's did was throw money at the problem.
As you finished getting ready you walked into the kitchen, your mom making some breakfast as your brother walked in behind you, lightly hitting the back of your head as he walked in front of you, "Hey, watch it!" You jokingly said, rubbing the spot he hit.
"Here, I packed your books for you since I knew you'd forget them anyway," He smiled at you, holding out your backpack and throwing in some leftovers from yesterday's dinner as your lunch for today.
You playfully rolled your eyes at him before grabbing your bag from his hands, a smirk finding its way to his face, "I wasn't going to forget doofus, but thanks anyway"
Your mom turned around, two plates in her hand, "Hey, play nice you two!" Your mom said, a smile gracing her face as she watched her two children playing around as she handed you each your plates, "Hey Alex can you take Y/N to the facility? I have to get to work a late shift today so I won't be back till 11 tonight, maybe you two can go get a pizza, sibling bonding!" Your mom told your brother as she grabbed her jacket, getting ready for another late night nursing shift at Gotham Hospital.
Alex put his arm against his forehead, pretending to salute your mom, "Yes ma'am!" He replied to her, your mom couldn't help but laugh at his antics.
"I'll see you both later tonight, behave" Your mom walked up to each of you, giving you both a kiss on the head as she put her jacket on and left, leaving you alone with Alex.
"Kiss ass..." You grumbled, crossing your arms as Alex chuckled at your little comment towards him.
He took his plate and sat down on the couch, scrolling through his phone as he did so, "Hurry up with your food so we can go, you have 15 minutes before they start attendance at the building,"
With that quick reminder you gobbled down your food, almost choking a few times as all Alex did was laugh at you.
"We're here," Alex's voice snapped you out of your daze, noticing the familiar building in front of you, you grabbed your bag and started to open the car door, "Hey I got a class right now but it'll be finished at 4, when you're done here we can hang out after, how does that sound?" His voice softened, although you guys may bicker he is your brother and he truly does care for you.
You gave him a small smile, a hum of acknowledgement escaping your lips, "Sounds like a plan, but you're paying!"
Alex laughed at your quick response, "Fine fine, I knew I'd have to anyway," You closed the door turning around ready to find your class at the entrance before a sudden honk made you jolt and turn around, "Be safe kiddo! I already miss you sooo much!!"
This action gathered the attention of a few people passing by as well as some classmates who were waiting, you turned around quickly walking to your teacher, hoping the embarrassing scene would just end.
Of course Alex had to ruin the nice moment, but what type of brother would he be if he didn't embarrass his younger sister to some extent?
A sigh escaped your lips as you walked up the stairs to the front of the building, catching a glimpse of blonde hair that you knew belonged to your friend Gwen Stacy.
"Gwen!" You exclaimed, making your presence known to her.
The blondie turned around, her smile growing seeing you, "Y/N!" Gwen stopped whatever she was doing and ran up to you, giving you a big hug, "Are you excited! I know you've been waiting for this trip all month!"
"Ugh yes! I can't wait to see what they're working on!"
"Hey guys!" Turning around you saw none other than your close friend Mary Jane. The extraverted red-head waved at you two, as she came over.
"I'm glad you were both able to make it!" You confessed to your friends as you three made it in line with the rest of the class.
As the clock struck 7 your teacher, Mrs Lee began to take attendance, making sure she had a head count and explained the rules of this trip.
"You are all guests here, so please stay together and do not distract the workers, make sure to stay with your group, we will all meet back at the front at 3:30 for a final role call then you can call your respective rides to pick you up!" Everyone was somewhat silent listening to Mrs Lee, a bit of whispering here and there but that was expected.
You turned your head a bit to the side, noticing a taller figure slowly making their way into the group, Damian Wayne, clearly not wanting to make his presence publicly known hung around the back of the group of teens.
You couldn't help but stare a bit, you'd never really talked to him, having maybe only asked him to borrow a pencil once or twice. You didn't know how long you were staring at him but it seemed like he noticed, the boy turned his head, his green eyes burning holes into your head as you quickly turned around, embarrassment creeping up your face at the awkward interaction.
"Alright class let's head inside!" Mrs Lee spoke, her voice loud enough for everyone to hear. MJ grabbed your arm and hooked it with hers as Gwen put her hands in her pocket, walking in first prompting you to follow after.
You listened a bit as the guide explained what was currently going on and how Wayne enterprises was working on radioactive testing.
At some point your class came upon a bunch of insects, each one having a special number on them, indicating which was which.
"One of these are missing," MJ pointed out, interrupting the guide, for a second they seemed somewhat worried but quickly composed themselves.
"I'm sure this one is being tested on right now!" They said, making everyone nod their heads in agreement.
You heard a tsk from behind you, turning around to see Damian seemingly annoyed by the workers response as he quickly passed you up to go and look at the empty case.
You didn't give it much thought, they didn't really explain what the insects were for, so you didn't really care about one being experimented on at the moment.
As you watched the boy look at the case, as Mrs Lee's made a sudden announcement, "Alright everyone, we have a 30 minute break, you can all go on and explore the rest of the facility with your groups and meet back at the front no later then 3:30!" Before she could even finish her sentence everyone had already dispersed, many not listening to her group rule.
"Hey I'm gonna go to the restroom! I'll be back!" You told Gwen and MJ, quickly turning around to find the nearest restroom as they gave you both a thumbs up, turning around to then find a table to wait for you at.
The restroom wasn't hard to find, what was hard was finding a paper towel to dry your hands off, "Ugh cmon this is a Wayne building why don't they have paper towels?" You annoyingly exclaimed, shaking your hands dry instead.
Suddenly you felt a strange pinching sensation near your wrist, looking down you saw a strange red and somewhat blue spider. Without a second thought you slapped the spider, watching as it fell to the ground, it's legs curling up, a sign it was dead.
"Yuck," You said, watching as the spider twitched a bit before it's ultimate demise.
You paid no mind to the bite, watching it get a little red but assuming that it was just irritated since it was technically a bug bite. Finding your way to Gwen and MJ, sitting next to them you pulled out the lunch Alex slipped into your backpack, which was just left over spaghetti from yesterday but you didn't mind it.
Gwen and MJ began to talk amongst each other, Gwen getting lost in talking about the research facility while MJ showed her pictures she took.
Throughout the break you couldn't help but start to feel drowsy, and honestly somewhat sick; this was something that didn't seem to go unnoticed by your friends.
"Hey, uh Y/N you okay there?" MJ asked you, as she stood next to where you were sitting.
Slowly you looked up to her, your face looking drained and your eyes sulking, "Why wouldn't I be?"
"Because we've been telling you to get up for the past minute, it's the trips already over we need to meet up front," Gwen answered, her hands on her hips as she looked at you worried.
You tried to refocus but the strange feeling of exhaustion overtook you, "Oh sorry, I'm just feeling really tired," You told the girls, MJ's brows furrowing in disbelief as Gwen helped you up.
Walking outside was harsh, the sunlight temporarily blinding you till you got used to the feeling.
Mrs Lee began to praise the class for their listening skills today and their behavior but you could hardly focus, feeling as if you suddenly had a fever.
Thankfully Alex was quick to pick you up, "You look like shit," He lightly chuckled, trying to hide the worry in his voice, "Maybe we should reschedule that pizza dinner."
You slowly buckled yourself into the passenger seat, "No, no I just need to sleep it off, cmon mom will be gone lets enjoy ourselves" You weakly protested, Alex let out a sigh, taking off his jacket and throwing it over you before he drove off.
"Fine but if you get sick mom better not blame me," He said trying to make light of the situation.
He looked to his side, curious why you hadn't responded, only to see you already taking your nap in the car, he smiled at the scene, glad to see you being able to rest, "What am I going to do with you," he lightly sighed, a playful smiling tugging at his features.
It didn't take long for you two to arrive home, Alex lightly nudged you awake, groaning as he helped you out of the car, his jacket still over your shoulders as he dropped you off in your room, leaving to go watch some television in the living room.
You slept at least 3 more hours before waking up to a sudden burst of energy, it was strange, you felt stronger, and more aware. You slowly sat up, realizing you still had Alex's jacket on.
You grabbed your phone to check the time, seeing it was around 7:15 you felt your stomach grumble, telling you that it was time to eat. You got up from your bed, feeling extremely flexible as you did that, which was strange but you paid it no mind.
You opened the door of your room, seeing the bright hue of the television illuminate the living room, Alex's shadow as there.
"Hey ass face I'm hungry," You said, walking behind your brother as he sat unmoving in front of whatever news was on.
He looked back, smiling at you; taking notice of your attire, "I see you got a sense of fashion little sis" Alex mentioned, eyes scanning the jacket of his which you wore.
You rolled your eyes at him, covering the front of your shirt with his jacket, "I'm only wearing it because it's keeping me warm!" You exclaimed, turning away from him and making your way to the door, "Now hurry up, I want that pizza I was promised.
Alex laughed as he got up, "I don't think I said promise," He said making his way to the door, grabbing his keys and wallet "But fine, hurry up, if we get going now we can maybe get ice cream after"
"I'll hold you to it!"
Both of you let out a small laugh, as you started your journey to the pizza parlor.
Alex ordered you both a pizza to share, and maybe take home if any was left, it was an honestly pretty good day.
But all good things must come to an end.
"As your kind and loving older brother, I declare that I shall owe you an ice cream from wherever you desire!" Alex got up, and bowed a little bit to you, a smirk on his lips watching as you played along.
"Well then good sir, I crave ice cream from Jane's Sweet Tooth down the road!" You giggled, letting him get up from his playful bow.
As you both got ready to leave, the bell indicating someone entered the parlor rang, "Put your hands up!" The loud voice said, making both you and Alex turn around to see a mugger holding the cashier at gun point.
Quickly Alex grabbed your arm, pulling you behind him, hoping to shield you.
"Hurry up, I don't have all day man!" The mugger yelled, as the cashier fumbled with the money. Alex slowly tried to back away, making sure he went unnoticed by the man, although it didn't work.
The mugger turned around, his gun now facing both of you, "Hey now man, please just put the gun down, my sister is with me," Alex tried to negotiate with the man, waiting on a miracle, just wanting to make sure the man didn't end up shooting his baby sister.
Just as it looked like the mugger was about to run away, the sudden realization of what he was doing dawning on him, the GCPD sirens rang in the distance, this seemingly made him focus.
"Yeah well we got to do what we got to 'man'," Within a second you felt a sudden recoil, as Alex slowly started to fall down, making you fall to your knees, his weight pushing against you.
The mugger nervously shot at the light, making the parlor shop dim. You shakily called out Alex's name, feeling a sudden warm liquid pooling at your knees, quickly realizing what had happened.
"Alex?.." You said, trying to keep your brother awake, you lightly shook him, keeping him from closing his eyes.
All Alex could do was raise his hands to grab the end of his jacket, putting the hood over your head, as a final sense of comfort, before you felt his body go limp.
You sat there stunned, the mugger slowly pointed his gun to you, his hands shaking, the cashier still collecting the money, unsure what to do.
Suddenly the man was knocked down, his gun sliding across the place, landing in front of you.
You could only sit there stunned, all you saw was red. Swiftly you grabbed the gun, pointing it at the man, your face covered by the hood, the dim light not letting any of your features be seen.
"Don't" A deep voice, snapped you out of your trance. Robin, stood between you and the mugger, noticing the body behind you, he stood firm, "Two wrongs don't make a right,"
You looked between him and the man, you looked outside, cop lights shining in through the window.
Hesitantly you lowered the weapon, Robin slowly relaxed, grabbing the gun your grip as you backed away.
You looked back at your brother as Robin turned around to apprehend the man. Alex was limp, he was killed by that man, and you'd almost killed him too, but you didn't, you were stopped.
You felt so overwhelmed, you saw the GCPD start to make their way to the door, you couldn't be there while they arrested that man, you'd also tried to kill him.
Without thinking, you ran. You opened the back exit door and made a break into the alley.
"Hey wait-" Robin said, as he cuffed the criminal and unloaded the gun.
You didn't listen though, you just ran as far away as you could, you needed to get out of those bloody pants, you needed to call your mom, your brother was dead.
As you ran, you heard voices, "This way!" The police were chasing you, having seen you hold a gun at Robin they wanted to take you in as well, you looked around realizing this was a dead end.
'Shit, shit, shit," You internally thought, trying to grab something on the wall to get away.
As you did this you suddenly felt yourself stick to the wall, your hands not letting go. Confused but also in a rush you tried to climb the wall, and strangely enough you could.
Your hands sticking to each brick until you made it to the top, the police officers running to the now empty alleyway looked around, "Guess we lost them," one said to the other, as they turned around to report back.
You didn't know what was happening and it frankly was all scaring you, maybe this was just some sick dream, and you'd wake up to your mom making breakfast and Alex pulling you out of your bed.
Until then you knew you had to go home and call your mom to let her know what happened to her son.
# CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS WITH BATBOYS! ââ .⌠( how you celebrate Christmas with different batboys )
a/n: merry christmasss! I took a small christmas break so enjoyy this one this was supposed to be on drafts but tumblr deleted it for NO REASON. Anywayss enjoyyy, tags: (batboys x fem!reader)
Š dollishmehrayan â ( all rights reserved to me. These works cannot be reposted, translated, or modified. Thank you for understanding dollies! )
DICK GRAYSON ââ .âŚ
Dick is all about family and making you feel like part of his world. He drags you to Wayne Manor for the annual Christmas gathering.
âYouâre not just meeting them youâre officially part of the chaos now.â
He insists on matching Christmas sweatersâpreferably something embarrassing but endearing, like sweaters with reindeer antlers or Santa hats.
When you two decorate the tree, heâll lift you up to put the star on top, even if you donât need the help. âItâs tradition!â
Christmas morning involves him waking you up early with hot cocoa and a million kisses before unwrapping presents.
He loves going ice skating with you after all the festivities, holding your hand and showing off his acrobatic spins. âBet you didnât know I could do that, huh?â
JASON TODD ââ .âŚ
Jason keeps things quiet and low-key, preferring a cozy Christmas at home over big gatherings. Heâll grumble if you insist on dragging him to the Manor but secretly enjoys seeing you happy.
âIf Alfred offers you eggnog, donât drink it. Trust me.â
Heâs surprisingly thoughtful when it comes to gifts. Heâll give you something heartfelt, like a first-edition book or a piece of jewelry with a story behind it.
Jason will absolutely read you a Christmas story by the fireplace. He tries to act like itâs no big deal, but you catch him smiling when you lean against him to listen.
Baking Christmas cookies together turns into a disaster. He somehow burns half of them but insists on eating them anyway. âItâs the thought that counts, right?â
At night, he takes you on a walk through Gotham to see the Christmas lights, keeping you close to shield you from the cold and doing that sidewalk rule thingy.
TIM DRAKE ââ .âŚ
Timâs idea of a perfect Christmas is you, him, and a stack of holiday movies to binge-watch while wrapped in a blanket fort.
âWeâre staying up all night. Sleep is for New Yearâs Eve.â
Heâs a last-minute shopper but somehow always gets you the perfect gift. Heâll blush when you open it and say, âI just⌠figured youâd like it.â
Decorating the tree is a fun and chaotic process because he tries to turn it into a competition. âWhoever hangs the most ornaments wins bragging rights for the year.â
He insists on taking a cute selfie in front of the tree to commemorate the moment, even if youâre in pajamas and your hairâs a mess.
You exchange heartfelt letters as part of your gift exchange, and his words always leave you teary-eyed.
DAMIAN WAYNE ââ .âŚ
Damian is a bit awkward about Christmas traditions at first, but he puts in effort because he knows how much it means to you.
He surprises you with a beautifully wrapped gift, probably something rare or unique that shows he knows you well. âI trust this meets your expectations.â
If youâre at Wayne Manor, heâll grumble about the chaos but secretly enjoys seeing everyone together. He stays close to you the entire time.
You two spend part of the day at the animal shelter, helping out with the holiday rush. Seeing him with the animals melts your heart.
At home, heâll insist on making hot cocoa for you. Itâs surprisingly good, and he pretends not to notice your impressed look.
Late at night, he plays piano for you by the fire, begrudgingly admitting that Christmas music isnât entirely awful.
BRUCE WAYNE ââ .âŚ
Bruce makes sure Christmas is magical for you. The Manor is decked out with elegant decorations, and Alfred ensures everything is perfect.
He gives you a tour of the massive Christmas tree, explaining how each ornament has a story. âThis oneâs from the first Christmas Dick spent here. Itâs⌠special.â
Bruce is incredibly thoughtful with gifts. He doesnât just buy something expensive; he finds something meaningful that shows how much he knows and cares about you.
You spend part of the day helping him and Alfred deliver gifts to shelters and hospitals. Itâs a tradition he holds close to his heart.
In quieter moments, heâll hold you close by the fire, watching the snow fall outside. âThank you for making this Christmas so much better.â
He surprises you with a slow dance to soft Christmas music, making you feel like youâre in a fairytale.
⢠synopsis. what was supposed to be a night for work takes an unexpected turn when you run into clark kentâalone at a restaurant, waiting for a date who seems to have no intention of showing up. poor guy.
⢠contains. clark kent x reader, ots and lots of fluff! it is one of the more romantic things i have written, cute blind date, characters are dumb, set up date, lois is a mastermind, i do not know anything about journalism, pinning from both sides but too shy to do anything about it.
⢠word count. 5.8k+
⢠authorâs note. i canât get this man outta my head pls help me đŁ the voices!!! also feel free to imagine this as any clark (and i mean any i swear: comic book, adventures with superman, tom welling, david corenswet, henry cavill, or even reeve)
âHey, youâre gonna hate me but Iâm gonna be like 10 minutes late. You go ahead and check in and order. The table should be under my name. Iâll pay the bill. Iâm so sorry!â
You werenât exactly surprised when the message lit up your phone screen. You rolled your eyes, exhaling through your nose. If there was one thing you knew about Lois Lane, it was that urgency wasnât always her strong suitâunless it involved an exclusive scoop or a headline-worthy disaster with Superman. Still, considering this was supposed to be a work-related meeting, you had half-expected her to arrive early, not leave you waiting.
You typed out a quick reply, telling her it was fine when it really wasnât, telling her to take her time when you wished she wouldnât. Then, slipping your phone back into your bag, you made your way toward the hostess stand.
âTable under the name Lane?â you asked, offering a polite smile.
The hostess nodded, flashing you a warm smile in return. âRight this way.â
As she led you through the restaurant, you took in your surroundings with subtle curiosity. The place was charmingâexactly the kind of cozy, floral-accented spot Lois would dig up for an âinformal work chat.â The kind of place that felt like it had stories tucked between its soft candlelit tables and ivy-draped walls.
You tried to dress the part, tooâprofessional but approachable. You werenât here for a casual dinner, after all. This meeting was supposed to be a quick sit-down with a lawyer Lois had arranged, someone who could confirm a few key details for a piece you were both working on. A case involving a corporation and some shady legal maneuveringâLois had the sources, but you were the one handling the research. Youâd spent the past week buried in legal jargon, piecing together statements and contracts, and now you just needed a professional to verify what you suspected before the article could go to print.
By the time you reached your table, you were already running through the questions in your head, mentally preparing for the conversation. The restaurant wasnât grand, but it was stunning in its own way. You admired the decor, taking in the quiet hum of conversation and the delicate clink of silverware.
At least if Lois was late, you had time to go over your notes one more time.
You ran your hands over your portfolio, smoothing the cover absentmindedly as you flipped through the pages. The neatly typed notes stared back at you, but none of the words really registered. All you could do was waitâfor the lawyer, for Lois, for some sign that this wasnât going to be a complete waste of time.
With a sigh, you reached for the glass of wine you ordered a few minutes ago, taking a slow sip before setting it back down. You had to pace yourself, or youâd drain the whole thing before anyone even showed up. You checked your phone, hoping for an update, but the screen remained frustratingly blank.
Disappointed, you rested your chin on your hand, eyes drifting across the restaurant. The warm glow of golden light reflected off polished wood and delicate floral centrepieces, the soft murmur of conversation blending with the occasional clink of silverware. Your waiter had already stopped by twice, politely offering more appetizers while you tried not to look as painfully alone as you felt. If they came by again, you werenât sure if youâd accept out of politeness or embarrassment.
And then, just as you took another sip of wine, a familiar figure walked through the entrance.
Clark Kent.
You blinked, watching as the hostess led him inside, guiding him through the rows of neatly arranged tables. Even from where you sat, you recognized the way he carried himselfâlike he was constantly trying to shrink his presence, shoulders slightly hunched, movements careful and deliberate. It was ironic, really, considering how much space he naturally took up. Clark was tall, broad-shouldered, and impossible to miss, yet he carried himself like he didnât want to be noticed.
You knew him, but not really.
Not as much as you want to.
You were office acquaintances at bestâtwo reporters who shared the same workplace, desks across from each other, but rarely the same conversations. There had been moments, though. Fleeting ones. Catching his lingering glances during late nights at the Daily Planet, both of you working in near silence, save for the tapping of keyboards. A handful of polite exchanges over the coffee machine, his voice always gentle, soft-spoken. And then, of course, there were the times someone would call out "Hey, Smallville!" across the office, earning a sheepish smile from Clark as he adjusted his glasses and ducked his head.
He looked nice tonight. Not too different from his usual work attire, but more relaxed. A crisp button-up, sleeves pushed up just enough to reveal a strong line of his forearms, dress pants fitted just right. He had forgone the tie, leaving the top button undone. Simple, but put-together. Effortless in a way that shouldnât have been so charming, but somehow was.
And then you realized the hostess was leading him closer.
You quickly dropped your gaze, staring into your half-empty wine glass like it suddenly held the secrets of the universe. The last thing you wanted was to be caught staring, especially while sitting alone, nursing a drink, and very clearly sulking.
Maybe, just maybe, if you looked busy enough, you could avoid drawing any attention at all.
And for a moment, it worked.
You picked up your phone again, checking the time for what had to be the hundredth time that night. With a little too much urgency, you started to type out a message to Loisâsomething casual, something that wouldnât sound desperate, something that would make it seem like you werenât upset about currently sitting alone in a nice restaurant, swirling the last remnants of your wine waiting for her to get there. You were so focused on forming the perfect text that you almost missed itâ
Your name.
Spoken softly, but clear. Familiar.
Your fingers hesitated over the keyboard. The voice had a weight to it, warm and steady, like someone genuinely surprised but pleased to see you. You swallowed and glanced up, feigning a search for the source before your gaze finally landed on Clark.
He wasnât seated directly beside you but rather at the table across, angled just enough that you had to turn your head slightly to meet his eye. His lips curled into a sheepish smile, glasses slipping just a little down the bridge of his nose before he quickly pushed them back up again.
âHi.â
That was all. Just hi. Simple, unassuming, but it made something settle in your chest, something you hadnât even realized was tense.
You couldnât bite back the smile forming on your own lips. âHi, Clark.â
âHey.â
A kind man with few words.
Though youâd heard him talk endlessly before, especially with Loisâdeep in discussion, debating headlines, getting lost in conversations about ethics and reporting. But with you, it was always something short and sweet. A few words here and there. And yet, even the simplest conversations had a way of lingering. Would it be silly to admit that your brief, slightly awkward chats with Clark kind of made your day? Even when it was just him asking to borrow an extra pen?
God, you felt like a teenager again, having a crush on a classmate.
You watched as he rubbed at his cheek, the scruff there catching the soft glow of the restaurant lighting. His pointer finger rested idly at the seam of his lips, and you forced yourself to focusânot to stare at his mouth, not to let your gaze linger anywhere it shouldnât.
He was your coworker, for fuckâs sake.
A really pretty one.
A really kind, really good-looking coworker.
You exhaled lightly, pressing your fingertips against the stem of your glass as if that might ground you. âItâs nice to see you.â The words came out before you could stop them, but they were true. It was nice.
It was almost like he perked up at that, his posture straightening just a little. âYeah, great to see you too. I didnât expect to see you here.â
âI... I could say the same.â Your cheeks were starting to hurt from how much you were smiling. You tried to temper it, but it was hard when Clark Kent was looking at you like thatâall honey-eyed.
âAre you here for work?â he asked, casting a pointed look at the portfolio by your hands, stacked neatly beside your drink.
You glanced down at it as if you had momentarily forgotten it was there. âUm, yeah. Iâm meeting with a source, so... they should be here any minute.â
Clarkâs brows lifted slightly. âItâs your story on LexCorp, right?â
Your fingers, which had been absently tracing the condensation on your glass, paused. âYeah, it is actually.â You blinked at him, a little surprised. âHowâd you know?â
His smile was almost bashful, his hand brushing the back of his neck in that way he always did when he was being modest. âOh, I just remember you mentioning it a few days ago. Itâs a great story.â
Something in your chest tightenedânot in a bad way, just in a way that made you feel warm all over. You hadnât expected him to remember, let alone bring it up. The conversation youâd had at work had been so brief, just an offhand remark about how you were stepping outside your usual comfort zone. No one else had really asked you about it since.
âYou think?â You huffed a quiet laugh, shaking your head. âI thought it was kind of a stretch. I mean, likeâa stretch from what I usually write, you know? I donât really deal with politics and corporate stuff and all that.â
Clark shook his head, that gentle, reassuring look in his eyes making it impossible not to believe him. âIâm sure itâll be great. Youâre an amazing writer.â
You were smiling even wider now. Compliments werenât uncommon at the Daily Planetâpeople gave each other nods of approval, a âgood jobâ here and there. But Clark said it like he meant it, like he had read your work, thought about it, believed in it.
It reminded you of the time he had quietly left a sticky note on your desk after an article of yours had been rushed to print. Really great work on this one! -CK. Youâd found it hours later, after everyone had gone home. It had been such a small thing, but youâd kept the note tucked inside your notebook anyway.
You felt your cheeks warm. âThanks, Clark. I think youâre a great writer too.â
He ducked his head slightly, smiling. âThank you.â
There was a beat of silence, not awkward, just something familiar to the pauses between you two at the office. Expect this time you didnât have any work to distract yourself with. You hesitated before finally breaking it.
âIf you donât mind me asking⌠whatâre you doing here?â
âI, uh⌠I have a date, actually.â
âOh.â
It wasnât a big deal. It shouldnât have been a big deal. But for some reason, you felt your stomach drop slightly, and you almost wanted to smack yourself in the head for not catching on sooner. Of course, he was here on a date, looking like thatâall charming and shy.
He even smelled good, like fresh linen and something warm, something undeniably Clark.
âI know how it looks,â he started, and you noticed the way his shoulders began to hunch in on themselves like he was trying to make himself smaller. âFeels strange. I donât think Iâve been dating since college.â
You let out a breath of amusement, nodding slowly. âWow. Uhâgood for you, though. Iâm happy for you.â
âYeah, I meanâŚâ He hesitated, then glanced up at you, a little sheepish. âCan I be honest?â
âOf course.â
âI donât know what Iâm doing. Itâs a blind date, so I have no idea what this person looks like or who they are.â
You blinked. âYou donât know anything?â
âTheyâre a friend of Lois.â He exhaled lightly, shaking his head. âBut thatâs as much as I got.â
âOh.â Your lips parted, then closed. âIâm sure youâll do fine, Clark.â You shot him a small, hopefully reassuring smile. âIâll be here for moral support.â
He huffed a quiet laugh. âYouâve got your thing to worry about.â
âDoesnât mean I canât help a friend out too.â
The words left your mouth before you had a chance to really think about them. Friend. You wondered if you could even call yourselves that. You were more acquaintances if anythingâa friend of a friend. But Clark always did little favours for you, and he was always kind to you.
Like the time he had grabbed you a coffee when youâd been stuck in a seemingly endless editorial meeting, dropping it off at your desk without a word. Just a small smile, a quiet âfigured you could use one.â
Or the time heâd helped you carry an entire box of research binders up three flights of stairs because the elevator was down. He had done it without hesitation, without you even asking, took it from your hands like it was weightless.
Then there was the time he had lent you his jacket when an assignment had left you stranded in the rain. It had been late, the Daily Planet nearly empty, and you had been standing by the windows, arms wrapped around yourself, shivering slightly as you tried to figure out how to make it home without getting completely drenched. Clark had passed by, paused, then shrugged off his jacket and draped it over your shoulders before you could protest. âJust give it back tomorrow,â heâd said.
But it wasnât just him.
You had done things for him too.
The time you had stayed late to help him rework an article after an editor had torn through it with a red pen, sitting beside him as the newsroom emptied, tossing ideas back and forth until it finally felt right. He had looked at you then, something warm in his eyes, and said, âI owe you one.â
Or the time he had misplaced his glassesâhow he had checked every possible spot, growing more and more flustered, only for you to walk over and pluck them from where they had been resting atop his head. You had laughed, shaking your head as you handed them back. He had gone pink in the ears, mumbling something about being forgetful, but the way he had smiled after made you think he didnât mind the teasing.
Then there was the time you had covered for him when he had mysteriously disappeared right before a meeting. Lois had been looking for him, impatient and muttering about how he always seemed to vanish at the worst times. You had liedâjust a small one. Said he had mentioned stepping out for a quick errand, and that heâd be back soon. You werenât sure why you had done it.
Helping him out never hurt. So it shouldnât hurt one more time.
Well, maybe it would. Just a little bit.
It might hurt your pride, mostly.
âBesides,â you continued, âIâve been here for almost twenty minutes and no oneâs showed up.â
âThatâs... odd.â
âI know,â you muttered, glancing at your phone again, the screen glowing with no new notifications. You hesitated, thumb hovering over your messages before sighing and picking it up. âCan you excuse me for a second?â
âOf course,â Clark said, ever patient, though his brows knit together slightly in concern.
You slid out of your seat, weaving through the dimly lit restaurant. The warm hum of conversation filled the air, glasses clinking, silverware scraping against plates. A jazz melody played softly from the speakers, almost drowned out by the occasional burst of laughter from a nearby table. You stepped toward the front, near the entrance, where it was quieter, and pressed the phone to your ear.
Lois hadnât answered your last twoâthree?âmessages. You tried calling her once. The line rang and rang, then went to voicemail. You exhaled sharply and called again, tapping your fingers against the wooden counter near the hostess stand.
On the last ring, she finally picked up.
"Hello-?"
âWhere are you?â You didnât bother hiding the frustration in your voice, pacing a little near the door.
"I'm... on my way, I swear."
âYou said that almost half an hour ago, Lois.â
"I know, I knowâIâm sorry. I was just about to callâ"
You pinched the bridge of your nose, inhaling through your teeth. âAnd the lawyer, do you know when theyâll get here?â
A pause.
"I⌠I donât know."
Your stomach dropped. âYou donât know?â
"No⌠now that I think about it⌠I donât think I confirmed a time."
âLois,â you breathed, dragging a hand down your face.
"Iâm sorry. Maybe we should rain check. Iâll leave them a message or something and we can do this another day."
You glanced back toward your table, then toward Clark, who was politely minding his own business, idly staring at his menu. Your eyes flickered to your untouched portfolio, the very reason you had come out tonight in the first place.
âI need the papers approved by Wednesday.â
"And itâs Saturday night. You have plenty of time."
âThis is rich coming from you,â you deadpanned, rubbing your temple.
"I know, just⌠maybe itâs a sign you gotta take things slow. You know, focusing on yourself instead of work. Maybe you should go to a club or something."
You scoffed, barely biting back an incredulous laugh. âLois⌠this fucking sucks.â
"Iâm sorry. Iâm sorry. Itâs all my fault, okay? Iâll take you out tomorrow for brunch, swear on that. I promise. And Iâll transfer you for whatever you order tonight. Keep the receipt and give it to me."
You sighed, glancing down at your shoes. âIâm just gonna go home.â
"What? And waste a perfectly good night? You should stay out, meet new people, socialize with things that arenât your laptop. Doesnât that sound nice?"
You exhaled, staring blankly at the floor tiles. âI think a movie from my bed sounds really nice.â
"Iâm not even gonna fight you on this."
âBye, Lois.â
"Bye. Love you."
You ended the call with a quiet sigh, lingering in place for a moment, letting the frustration settle. You had spent the entire day mentally preparing for this meeting, running through questions, making sure every document was in order. Now, all of it felt like wasted energy.
With another steadying breath, you pushed off the pillar you had been leaning against, shoulders still tight with frustration, and made your way back to your table. The restaurant hadnât gotten any quieter in your absenceâif anything, the crowd had only grown as the night grew longer.
Clark glanced up as you returned, and the way his expression softened told you everythingâhe didnât even need to ask how the call had gone. He just knew.
Still, before he could say anything, you beat him to it. âYour dateâs not here yet?â You sank back into your seat, brushing a stray napkin aside as if the small action would help ground you.
Clark shook his head, and he didnât seem too disappointed. âNo, not yet.â He tilted his head slightly, studying you in that quiet, observant way of his. âIs everything alright?â
You blinked at him, still half in your own thoughts. âHmm?â
âThe phone call,â he clarified, âyou seem⌠a little⌠annoyed.â
That was putting it lightly.
He hesitated, like he wasnât sure if he should push further, then asked, voice gentle, âDo you want to talk about it?â
The simplicity of itâthe way he just offered, no pressure, no expectationsâunravelled some of the tension in your chest.
âI donât wanna bother you about my stuff,â you said honestly.
âItâs no bother.â
You glanced up at him, at the unwavering patience in his expression. âYouâre really sweet, Clark. You know that, right?â
A faint pink dusted the tips of his ears. âI wouldnât say thatâŚâ He trailed off, rubbing the back of his neck.
âItâs in your nature?â you teased.
He let out a small, awkward laugh, shaking his head. âI definitely wouldnât say that either.â
That made you smileâsomething small, something real.
âWell, itâs true,â you insisted. âMustâve been the way you were raised.â
âMustâve been.â
Before you could say anything else, a waiter arrived, carefully setting a starter plate and a drink down in front of Clark. He thanked her politely, offering a small nod before she walked away.
âI, uhâŚâ He gestured to the plate. âI ordered some nachos if you want some.â
You raised a brow. âShouldnât those be for your date?â
He gave you an easy, lopsided smile. âThey wonât have to know.â
A small chuckle slipped out before you could stop it. âThanks.â
âOf course.â
The nachos were surprisingly good, crisp and warm under the layer of melted cheese, but you barely tasted them. Instead, your focus kept driftingâto Clark, to your phone, to the door.
At first, you thought about calling it a night. You could have told Clark you were heading home, and he probably would have understood, probably would have even offered to walk you to your car or wait with you for an Uber. But something stopped you.
Maybe it was the way he seemed at ease, talking to you like there wasnât anywhere else heâd rather be. Maybe it was how easy it was to talk to him tonight, without work looming over you, without deadlines keeping your conversations clipped and efficient. Or maybeâmaybe it was the nagging feeling in your gut that kept telling you he was waiting on someone who wasnât going to show.
You hated that thought.
You didnât say anything, though, not when another ten minutes passed, not when he checked his phone for the fourthâor was it fifth?âtime. You just sat with him, keeping him company, even if you dreaded the moment someone else walked through those doors.
Clark kept insisting his date would be there soon. But every time he said it, the confidence in his voice waned.
By the time another twenty minutes passed, you were sitting with your phone open in your lap, ready to call an Uber. You should go home. It had been a long day, and you werenât exactly in the mood to be out any more. But you hesitated when Clark spoke again.
âThey should be here any minute now,â he murmured, more to himself than to you.
You glanced up at him, watching the way his brows pinched slightly as he checked his phone again.
He had said that before. More than once.
You were starting to feel bad for him.
You couldnât imagine what it felt like to get stood up for a date (work was something else you could get over by tonight but a date?)âto wait around, watching the minutes tick by, hoping that maybe, just maybe, the person you were waiting for was running late instead of ignoring you altogether. And worse, you were starting to get peeved. How could anyone ghost Clark Kent?
But you didnât say anything. Because he didnât seem upset.
Or maybe he was just pretending not to be.
Either way, you didnât want to remind him of the rejection. If he was pushing through it, then so were you.
It wasnât until another thirty minutes flew byâuntil the sky outside had fully darkened, the city lights reflecting off the windowsâthat you finally exhaled and set your phone down.
âMy source isnât coming.â
Clark blinked at you, pulling his gaze away from the door. âOh?â
âYeah, there was a mix-up with the times or something.â You waved it off like it was no big deal, even though frustration still sat heavy in your chest. You werenât nearly as mad as you had been earlier, but you had still wasted your night on something that should have been simple.
Clark studied you for a moment, then gave a small, almost amused huff. âLooks like weâre both out of luck then.â
You watched as his gaze flickered back toward the entrance, and then, after a beat, he sighed.
âI donât think my dateâs coming either.â
Your stomach twisted.
âIâm sorry, Clark,â you said, and you meant it.
âDonât be,â he told you, and before you could say anything else, he was already flagging down the waiter, asking for the bill. Then, as casually as if he were asking about the weather, he turned back to you and said, âWanna get out of here?â
You blinked. âAnd go where?â
He shrugged, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. âAnywhere. I donât mind.â
And somehow, that was how you ended up walking down the streets of Metropolis, shoulder to shoulder with Clark Kent.
The night air was crisp, cool enough that you tugged your coat tighter around yourself. The sidewalks were busy with people, cars rolling lazily through the streets, their headlights casting soft glows against the pavement.
You werenât sure how you had gotten hereâhow a frustrating, dead-end night had turned into this. But you didnât hate it.
In fact, you were enjoying every minute of it.
The streets of Metropolis buzzed with an early-night energy. Neon signs flickered, storefronts cast golden light onto the pavement, and the hum of conversation from passing pedestrians filled the air. You walked close to Clark, close enough that your arms brushed with every step.
The silence between you wasnât uncomfortable, but there was something trusted about itâsomething new.
You risked a glance at him. He was looking straight ahead, hands tucked into his pockets, shoulders relaxed. But when the light of a passing car swept over his face, you caught the way his jaw tensed slightly, like he was thinking about something.
âAre you sure youâre okay?â you asked.
He turned to you, his expression unreadable for a split second before softening into something reassuring. âYeah. Why?â
You lifted a shoulder, tucking your hands into your coat pockets as you shrugged. âJust⌠getting stood up sucks. I figured youâd be at least a little upset.â
Clark exhaled a small huff of amusement. âI mean, yeah, I guess I could be. But Iâd rather not waste my night sulking about it.â
You nodded, accepting his answer. But then, after a few seconds, you heard him add, quieter, âBesides⌠Iâm having a nice time.â
Your stomach did an embarrassing little flip.
You kept your gaze forward, pretending like those words didnât sink into you in a way that left you warm despite the cool night air.
âYeah,â you murmured. âMe too.â
The conversation lulled again, but this time, it felt different. More aware. More weighted.
And then Clark suddenly spoke.
âCan I show you something?â
You blinked at him, surprised by the shift. âUh⌠sure?â
He smiled, but there was something almost shy about it, something hesitant like he was second-guessing himself. âItâs not far.â
Curious, you followed his lead, stepping off the main sidewalk as he turned down a quieter street, where the glow of streetlights gave way to something softer, something greener.
Within moments, you realized where you were headed.
The city park.
Youâd been here plenty of times beforeâMetropolis had its fair share of green spaces, a welcome contrast to the steel and glass of the skylineâbut Clark led you past the more well-known paths, past the benches where couples sat talking in hushed tones, past the fountain that usually served as a meeting place.
Eventually, he guided you toward a narrow, gated pathway, tucked between a stretch of trees. He reached for the gate, pausing before glancing back at you.
âItâs, uh⌠itâs kind of a secret spot.â
You tilted your head, grinning. âSecret?â
His lips quirked. âSort of. I mean, itâs public, but not many people know about it.â
âRiiight... totally not a cheesy thing to say.â
âJust, come look.â
You watched as he pushed the gate open, stepping aside to let you through first.
You hesitated for only a second before slipping past him, your shoulder brushing lightly against his chest as you stepped inside.
And then you saw it.
A sheltered little garden.
It wasnât grand, but it was beautiful. A small, enclosed space, with an arched trellis overhead wrapped in evergrowing vines. Flowers bloomed in neatly arranged clusters, their colours muted under the soft glow of the moon and city. A narrow stone pathway curved through the space, leading to a bench beneath another canopy of vines.
The whole thing felt⌠unreal. Quiet. Removed from the city entirely.
You turned in a slow circle, taking it all in. âThis isâŚâ You exhaled, searching for the right word. âWow.â
Clark smiled, stepping further in behind you. âI found it by accident a while ago. Itâs kind of nice, right?â
You let out a breathy laugh. âYeah. Kinda nice is an understatement, Smallville.â
The two of you lingered in the quiet, the cityâs distant sounds muffled by the greenery around you. And when you looked at Clark again, you caught itâ
That brief hesitation. That barely-there glance.
Something unreadable flickered across his face before he cleared his throat, looking away, suddenly busying himself with adjusting his glasses.
It was awkward. Endearing.
And for some reason, it made your heart beat just a little faster.
You swallowed, forcing yourself to break the silence. âSo, what, you bring all your failed dates here?â you teased lightly.
Clark huffed out a laugh, shaking his head. âNo. Just you.â
His voice was light, teasing backâbut something about it stuck with you.
Just you.
You had no idea what to say to that.
So instead, you just smiled. And hoped the darkness hid the warmth rising in your face.
Clark shifted beside you, tucking his hands deeper into his pockets, gaze flickering toward the night sky. Then, almost as an afterthought, he added, âJust... donât tell Lois about this place.â
You turned to him, raising an eyebrow. âWhy?â
âOr else itâll be on the front cover of the Daily Planet and it wonât be so secret anymore.â
You snorted. âFigured.â
Then, almost immediately, your lips twisted into a frown. âUgh, you know what? Iâm still kinda pissed off with Lois.â
Clarkâs eyebrows lifted. âLois? Whatâwhy?â
You sighed, rubbing at your temple. âShe was the one who arranged the whole meeting with the lawyer today. My source. She forgot to confirm or something and cancelled last minute. Can you believe it?â
Clark blinked. âNot really.â
âYeah, me neither. Sheâs probably got caught up with Superman again or somethingâI donât know.â
Clarkâs head tilted slightly, brows drawing together. âSorry? Superman?â
You waved a hand dismissively. âOh, itâs just an inside joke between us and our friends. Since sheâs so close with the guy, we joke that whenever sheâs acting weird, itâs because of him.â
Clark let out a soft chuckle, shaking his head. âDoes she usually?â
âNot really. But we like to watch her squirm when we bring it up.â You smirked. âAnyway, I donât know whatâs gotten into her. Sheâs been acting weird all week.â
Clark hummed, his gaze thoughtful. âYeah, I noticed that too. When she was telling me about this date, she just... wasnât herself, I guess. Left a lot of things in the dark.â
Your steps faltered slightly, your brows knitting together as something in his words made your stomach twist. You turned to look at him, trying to piece together the implications of what he was saying.
âWaitââ You exhaled, mind racing. âLois set you up?â
Clark slowed as well, blinking as if heâd only just realized you hadnât put it together yet. âUh⌠yeah?â He frowned slightly. âI did say my date was a friend of hers.â
âRight.â You blinked, mind catching up. âSorry, I mustâve forgotten.â
You stared at him.
He stared back.
The sounds of the cityâdistant honking, the chatter of pedestrians, the hum of neon signsâfaded into a dull blur. It was as if the entire world had taken a collective breath and was holding it, waiting for the two of you to catch up.
Your lips parted, but no words came out. The pieces clicked togetherâLois arranging your meeting, forgetting to confirm, being strangely vague about the details.
Oh.
Oh.
Your stomach flipped as realization crashed over you like a tidal wave.
Clarkâs eyes widened just a fraction, his breath hitching. And then, almost at the same timeâ
ââŚNo way.â
You exhaled a quiet, incredulous laugh, shaking your head as your mind reeled. Clark let out a chuckle of his own, one hand running through his hair, his fingers ruffling the strands at the back of his head. His earsâjust barely visible under the glow of a nearby streetlightâhad turned the faintest shade of pink again.
For a moment, neither of you spoke.
You just looked at each other, as if confirming that, yes, this was real, and yes, Lois Lane had absolutely just played matchmaker.
âWell,â Clark finally said, voice warm, laced with amusement. âAt least we wonât have to spend the whole night getting to know each other.â
You laughed, shaking your head in disbelief. âYeah. Guess not.â
The tension in your shoulders, the nervous energy, the awkwardness of the nightâit all melted into something else entirely. Something softer. Something that felt⌠kind of nice.
Clark was still smiling, his blue eyes bright behind his glasses, and you had to resist the urge to look away, to keep from giving away the way your heart had started beating just a little faster.
He shifted, his hands slipping into his pockets as he glanced down for a second before looking back up at you.
And then, with just the slightest hint of something almost timid in his voice, he askedâ
âCan I be honest?â
You tilted your head. âSure.â
âWhen Lois was telling me about the date... I was hoping it would be you.â
ââŚReally?â
Clark nodded, lips pressing together like he was debating whether he should keep going. But then, in a quieter voice, he admitted, âYeah... It was the only reason I agreed. And when I saw you at the restaurant, I was really excitedâuntil you told me you were there for work.â
You let out a soft, breathy laugh. âSorry I let you down.â
His head snapped up. âNo.â He shook his head, quickly, almost too quickly. âYou didnât.â
Your stomach flipped.
âI still had fun,â he added, a little sheepishly.
You chewed the inside of your cheek, heart beating faster than youâd like to admit. âYou shouldâve just said something.â
Clark exhaled a laugh, glancing down again. âI know. I just... Iâm not really good at this stuff.â
You smiled, nudging him lightly with your shoulder. âYouâre doing pretty good so far. Had me swept off my feet.â
âYeah?â he asked, his voice just a little lower, a little softer.
âOh yeah.â
A pause. A lingering look.
And thenâ
âWe should do this again.â His lips curled, a little nervous but hopeful. âOn purpose next time.â
You grinned widely, feeling warmth spread through you, from your chest to the very tips of your fingers.
âYeah,â you murmured. âIâd like that a lot.â
⢠dick loves physical affection so whenever he sees you be prepared for some form of touchâ pda is not really an issue for him.
⢠forehead kisses, nose kisses, neck kisses, just so many. he aims to kiss you at least twice a day, it's become a type of ritual that he lives for. sweet kisses, long sensual kisses, make out sessionsâ just so many.
⢠damian LOVES you, you're basically a mother figure to him and he will happily challenge grayson for your attention.
⢠he comes over randomly and sometimes stays the night after patrol because he thinks so highly of you.
⢠dick is so happy you get along with his family, especially damian, but on some occasions when his little brother stays the night he's a little frustrated since he wanted some personal one on one time with you.
⢠he puts so much effort into your dates, he's hardly around long enough for you to go on regular ones so when you both have the time you can bet he'll go all out in an attempt to make up for what he's missed.
⢠if he gets called away for a mission on dates dick is really upset about it. like he'll answer the phone and his face will just drop, you can tell by his expression that's he's got to leave before he even tells you.
⢠when he gets back he'll do anything for you, make you breakfast in bed, cuddle, kiss you or any other fun suggestions he can think of. <33
⢠when his is on a mission, he will drop everything he is doing to make sure youâre okay.
⢠one time, he left jason to fight off a mob alone just because you called to say you stubbed your toe. jason still isnât over that.
⢠brags about you quite often, his friends know exactly who you are and totally willing to look out for your safety.
⢠he buys you a bunch of nightwing merch. nightwing pajamas, nightwing bedsheets, nightwing purses. everything nightwing. sometimes robin.
⢠he really likes when you wear them, it makes him SOO proud.
⢠dick LIVES to hear you laugh. there is no joke too dirty, no expression too silly, no story too embarrassing. he will do and say whatever it takes to get you rolling, no matter how foul your mood.
⢠he loves to be fussed over. when you baby his injuries, neaten his hair/clothes, or barrage him with daily text updates and check-ins, he feels valued. itâs not about clingyness or ego, itâs about feeling prioritized. <33
⢠so long as youâre not being condescending, every little thoughtful thing you do or say is cataloged and recalled with affection.
⢠dick would be that kind of boyfriend who would gladly go shopping with you, he would excitedly run through the shop looking for the perfect outfits for you. he would patiently wait until you try on the clothes he chose for you (the whole store) and he would pay for everything.
⢠he loves if you read to him before bed, you tell him he is such a kid but he just enjoys listening to your voice. if he hears your voice before sleeping he has the sweetest dreams.
⢠he shows you his acrobatic moves all the time just to impress you.
⢠like you canât reach the top of the shelf and instead of just helping you grab the item you need he jumps in the air does like three flips and lands with whatever you need in his hands. he definitely bows after doing this.
⢠he loves you so much he can't even explain it, but he constantly tries to. <33
DAMIAN WAYNE HCS WITH A MIXED RACE S/O ââ .âŚ
a/n: this was a request by a wonderful anon tysm (here) and omg tysm I love requests like these and I want to make different hcs series like these for them and how cool it would be like âJapanese s/o x batboysâ or smth yk?
(Tags: damian wayne x east asian and european mixed!Reader)
CULTURAL INTEREST ââ .âŚ
Damian would be deeply curious about your cultural background, eager to learn about traditions, history, and languages. Expect him to ask thoughtful questions and immerse himself in understanding your mixed heritage.
He insists on trying to learn the language(s) spoken in your family and, of course, perfects pronunciation with his usual perfectionist streak.
âYou said it wrong, Damian.â
âNo, I didnât. Your dialect is just different.â
He reads up on your cultureâs history with the same intensity he uses to study combat techniques. He doesnât just skimâhe knows everything.
âDid you know that in (any historical period)âŚâ, âYes, Damian, I know.â
FOOD ADVENTURES ââ .âŚ
He becomes obsessed with authentic cuisine. Heâll try to make it himself, often with varying results:
âThis isnât supposed to taste like charcoalâŚâ
âMaybe because you slightly burnt it?â
Heâll accompany you to markets, sampling street food with serious fascination, though he keeps a stoic expression even if something surprises him.
âItâs good.â
âYouâre sweating.â
ââŚItâs just warm.â
If your family cooks traditional meals, Damian will be politely intense about helping in the kitchen, wanting to learn everything. Expect him to get bossed around by your relatives, which humbles him in the best way.
PROTECTIVE IN A SUBTLE WAY ââ .âŚ
Heâs always been protective, but with you, itâs different. He knows how important family and culture are, so heâs especially careful about making sure no one disrespects you or your heritage.
âIf anyone makes an ignorant comment, tell me.â He says it with calm menace, but you know he means it.
He admires the balance you strike between cultures and often finds it inspiring. He quietly considers it a strength and respects how you carry yourself in both worlds.
âYou make it seem effortless.â Heâll say this when he thinks you arenât listening.
TRADITIONAL DRESS LOVER ââ .âŚ
Damian adores seeing you in traditional attire from both cultures. Heâs quietly mesmerized but would never be too obvious about it, despite he himself being arab Chinese he definitely feels connected to you being a mixed race.
âYou look beautiful.â Heâll say it under his breath, but you can see his ears turning red.
If there are festivals or cultural events, heâll dress the part, too, wearing traditional clothes with pride, looking stoic but secretly enjoying the attention he gets standing next to you.
RESPECT FOR ELDERS ââ .âŚ
He knows the importance of respecting elders, and while he can be standoffish, heâs surprisingly polite to your family. Heâll even tolerate the cheek-pinching and blunt questions.
âAre you feeding him enough?â one aunt asks.
âI am fully capable of feeding myself, thank you.â (He then looks to you for help.)
Your relatives might joke about how serious he is, but they appreciate how much he cares for you. Heâll earn their approval through quiet acts of serviceâlike helping clean up or taking care of you when youâre tired.
GIFTS WITH CULTURAL MEANINGS ââ .âŚ
Damian gives gifts that have cultural significance. Heâll research deeply before buying anything, ensuring itâs meaningful and respectful.
âI read that this symbolizes prosperity. I thought it fitting.â He says it like itâs no big deal, but you know he spent hours researching.
He memorizes proverbs or sayings from your culture and sometimes quotes them out of nowhere. Itâs both impressive and endearing.
(In your language) âAs the proverb goes, âPatience is a bitter plant, but it bears sweet fruit.ââ
âDid you just⌠quote that to me in perfect [language]?â
âI did.â
TEA AND LATE NIGHT TALKS ââ .âŚ
He becomes a tea connoisseur if your family drinks tea regularly, perfecting the brewing method until it rivals even your grandmotherâs.
Heâll sit with you during late-night talks, pouring tea and sharing quiet moments, appreciating the calmness you bring to his otherwise intense life.
âYou make everything seem quieter,â he admits one night, watching steam rise from the cup.
SUBTLE ACTS OF LOVE ââ .âŚ
Damian isnât overly affectionate in public, but in private, heâll hold your hand and rest his head on your shoulder when heâs tired.
âJust for a moment,â heâll mumble, eyes half-closed.
He appreciates the balance you bring into his life and constantly falls deeper in love with the way you combine grace, strength, and compassion.
# âSUDDENLY I SEE, THIS IS WHAT I WANNA BEâ ââ .⌠( batboys w a zoologist/someone whoâs very passionate about animals!reader â๨ৠ)
dollish note â๨ŕ§: okay so this was a request by anon (here) and alsoo Iâve been like kinda gone as like much as I said Iâd be back in march I thought that my days like have this gap in them where I can write for you guys so I thought why not entertain + carry my life yk? Anywayss enjoy ! <3 tags: (batboys x fem!reader)
Š dollishmehrayan â ( all rights reserved to me. These works cannot be reposted, translated, or modified. Thank you for understanding dollies! )
DICK GRAYSON ââ .âŚ
The Supportive Golden Retriever Boyfriendâ˘
Dick absolutely adores how passionate you are about animals. He finds it so endearing that you can go on a 20-minute tangent about why capybaras are the ultimate chill kings of the animal world literally (we love a supportive king đŞ)
Heâll sit there, chin propped in his hand, watching you with literal heart eyes as you explain fun animal facts. "Did you know that sea otters hold hands while they sleep so they donât drift apart??â, he just responds with: "Babe, thatâs literally us."
When you take him to the zoo, heâs your number-one cheerleader. Heâs the guy hyping you up when you go full National Geographic mode. "Damn, look at my girl go! Bet the zookeepers are taking notes."
But also⌠chaos. You tell him about a random animal, and the next day, you get a text:
Dick: Babe, can we get a capybara?
You: No???
Dick: I already named him Carl. (Bad at name giving)
100% buys you animal plushies. You say you love red pandas? Boom. Heâs bringing you a giant red panda plush the size of a toddler.
If he catches you watching animal documentaries at 2 AM, he will absolutely join in. You both end up getting emotionally attached to some random meerkat family.
JASON TODD ââ .âŚ
The âPretends Not To Care But Absolutely Doesâ Boyfriend
At first, he acts like itâs no big deal. You start talking about octopus intelligence, and heâs like, âYeah, cool.â But then heâs actually listening.
Youâll randomly hear him drop animal facts he learned from you in casual conversation. "Did you know crows can recognize human faces?" And then he just walks away like he didnât just absorb your entire personality.
You try to take him to the zoo. He acts reluctant. "Babe, Iâm too old for this." But the second he sees the wolves? Yeah, heâs standing there for 20 minutes, fully invested.
Secretly loves big cats. If a tiger so much as looks at him, heâs like, âYeah, thatâs my guy, he fw me.â
Jason will 100% fake annoyance when you go on animal rants, but heâd never actually tell you to stop. Heâll just shake his head, smirking. "Babe, youâre literally an unpaid Discovery Channel host."
But if anyone ELSE tries to make fun of your animal obsession? Oh, heâs fighting them. "What, you donât think learning about the mating habits of penguins isnât interesting? You go right out the door before I drag you to it.â
TIM DRAKE ââ .âŚ
The âActually, This Is Fascinatingâ Nerd Boyfriend
Tim is so invested in your knowledge. He treats every animal fact you tell him like itâs groundbreaking news.
"Wait, wait, explain how ants communicate again?" You blink. "Tim, Iâve told you this three times." "Yeah, but I need to visualize it properly."
Will absolutely go down research rabbit holes just so he can talk to you about animals on your level. You wake up to a text at 3 AM:
Tim: So technically, a shrimp can punch as fast as a bullet?
You think heâs tired when you take him to the zoo? Nope. Heâs taking notes. He will challenge the tour guide with additional facts.
If youâre working on any zoology projects, heâs your biggest supporter. Need funding for animal conservation? Heâs pulling Wayne Enterprises money and some drake money too.
One time, you found him watching bird videos for fun. When you called him out, he just said, "They're cool, okay?"
DAMIAN WAYNE ââ .âŚ
The âOf Course, My Belovedâ Boyfriend
Listen. This is his dream relationship. Animals? Passion for them? Youâre his soulmate LOCKEDDD INNNNN.
Will literally test you. "What do you know about Tibetan mastiffs?" If you pass? Immediate respect. If you donât? "Tt. I will educate you."
You and him are unstoppable in animal debates. No one dares question your combined knowledge. Someone tries to say "cats donât have feelings"? You and Damian tag-team destroy them.
You 100% have âwho loves animals moreâ competitions. "I saved a hawk yesterday." "Tt. I rehabilitated a stray cat." "I named a baby goat after you." "...Beloved."
Dates? Animal sanctuaries. Zoos. Wildlife reserves. This man is taking you on the most eco-friendly, animal-filled dates ever.
One time, you found him talking to a cow. You swear it understood him. (Batcow ofc đââď¸)
BRUCE WAYNE ââ .âŚ
Very thoughtful husband
Secretly impressed by your knowledge. You caught him actually listening when you explained how dolphins have names for each other.
Would 100% fund a wildlife conservation project just because youâre passionate about it.
(Fuck this man fr I donât have ideas for himđĽ˛)
Simone Di Meo batboys
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With how he fights and has that scar on his scary face, people would assume he's a mean and cold lover. One that forget your anniversary date and leave your messages on read. It was an offensive accusation to him, especially when it involves you.
Joker made sure to show everyone that you deserve everything in the world. Buying you things that would adore your pretty self, he didnât care if he had to fight a extra match. As long you were happy and content with him, then Joker wouldnât mind getting some bruises to see that sweet little smile on your face. Sure he doesnât show it like those cheesy lovers on tv shows, but actions speak louder than words.
Whenever you two hold hands, He would make sure to press a kiss on the back of your hand before he had to let go. Silently telling you his love and affection towards you. Even though itâs a small and simple way of showing it, it still made your heart melt whenever he would do it. Joker remember the first time he did it, the two of you were walking to your place. Joker wanted to made sure you made it home safe from your job. Walking beside you like some bodyguard with that mean look thatâs always on his face, while still holding your hand with such gentle care.
Once you made it home, you gave Joker your thanks and how you would see him tomorrow. His dull eyes staring down at you and nodding before bringing your hand up to his lips. Softly placing a kiss on your skin then letting go, telling you that he will pick you up in the morning. Not moving from his spot until you disappeared safely in your home, silently enjoying the bashful look on your cute face. Which played in his mind repeatedly, quietly vowing to himself to that he will be the one who will put that expression on your face every chance he gets.
So whoever thinks that Joker isnât a good lover should come outside and catch these hands, because Joker will fight them and prove them wrong.
What were you saying again?
Not a puppy huh?
Born to be a puppy
Forced to be a general đ
Summary: How do they act when they're drunk? What's their favorite drink? Do they get lovey-dovey? SFW fluff. Barely edited - will do more later! CW: Curse words/profanity. "Princess" used in Sanji and Ace's parts. Mentions of kissing, tiny bit of suggestive themes but nothing outright explicit (hence, sfw). A singular, mild nod to vomiting in Sanji's section.
Heâs pretty predictable; he gets rowdy, eats a lot, and has horrible hangovers (one of the main reasons he abstains from drinking almost entirely).
Rarely drinks. One of the reasons in his mind for not over-indulging is that if he gets too drunk he wonât be able to remember all the meat he ate.
Literally no impulse control. So when he does drink, he racks up a HUGE tab (mostly bar food) and one of the crew has to pick up his bill because he forgets to close it out. You make sure to tip extra because itâs his tab.
Eats even more than usual because (obviously) eating good food while youâre drunk makes it taste even better. Chokes on his food more, too. It's kind of a pain in the ass.
Luffy is a MENACE about the food. Heâll gomu gomu his arm to the other side of the bar to swoop up some unsuspecting randomâs food and heâll shove it in his gullet in the blink of an eye. No evidence or crumbs. A monster.
He gets dehydrated because he doesnât drink water when heâs drunk, and his salt intake is crazy, so he literally has to be reminded to do so. At some point you just start pushing a glass of water into his hands and rolling your eyes because you know heâs going to be the biggest complainer the next morning.
Luffy and Usopp egg each other on, itâs bad because sometimes they have drinking contests (or eating contests). They get scrappy sometimes and you have to tell them off because they cause a scene.
He wonât shut up about being king of the pirates. No one minds but, goddamn, how many times can one person say that in a night?
Heâs endearingly sweet when heâs had too much to drink. He canât stop staring at you when his face isnât buried in a plate of food.
His eyes are glued to your face.
âLuffy, what? Why are you staring at me?â
âYou just look so pretty.â
He even wants to hold your hand when you walk back to the ship at the end of the night. The whole crew thinks you make a cute couple, and they love how happy you make each other.
When you crawl into bed at the end of the night, he clings onto you like a sloth and then starts snoring in your ear. He wraps himself around you and conks out almost immediately.
Sure enough, the next morning heâs complaining so much it would be insufferable if you didnât love him to pieces. He whines and you take care of him.
Luffy recovers from his monster hangover at a superhuman speed, which makes the whining not so badâitâll be less than an hour of complaining and whining and pouting, but when youâve made him drink enough water and brought him enough food, he is as good as new in mere minutes. Itâs uncanny.
Favorite drink?: Anything he can get his hands on, but he likes beer best (more volume). Will never do shots.
When he's drunk he generally does things he shouldnât. Drinks too much and flirts too much. Eats way too much and runs his mouth too much, too.
He flirts with anyone he wants to, which is usually VERY out of character, but he doesnât care at all when heâs drunk. Heâll flirt with you, with Sanjiâs partner, with Sanji (?), the bartender, anyone and everyone he feels like.
Itâs when heâs tipsy that the flirting starts. Heâs deviously subtle about it at first. Zoro jokes and tease, but after coaxing so much laughter out of you one too many times, you start to wonder if heâs flirting with you (he is).
He gets a more blunt as the night goes on. The drunker he is the bolder he is. He manages to elicit more crimson, flushed faces in the bar than anyone on the crew, and this can be attributed to the fact that heâs strikingly handsome and he almost never says anything suggestive. But the liquor brings out his cheeky smiles. And itâs hard to look away from those muscles or flashing eyes.
Drinks wayyyy too much but has a super high tolerance, so he doesnât usually act very drunk. He can drink the whole crew (and usually whole bar) under the table.
Always down for a drinking game and loves to bet on it because he knows heâll win. He pouts when no one wants to participate because everyoje can only lose to him so many times before they start to refuse for good.
Generally just down for gambling in general, but when heâs drunk he goes balls to the wall with it. And he actually doesnât lose very much. Almost makes enough to pay off his tab.
While he doesnât act very drunk, if you know him well enough you can tell when heâs too far gone. His eyes linger, he smiles harder, his glass empties faster, and he turns his body towards yours more with each passing second. His knee or thigh rests against yours and youâre so intoxicated with his presence that itâs hard to pay attention to his words.
Zoro orders more than he knows he should, and more than he knows he can pay for. Somehow it always works outâone of the crew members bails him out (usually Nami, and when she does, she adds 300% interest, but Zoro is too drunk to care).
Surprisingly polite to waitstaff, maybe a little curt at times.
Itâs no secret that he just loves a good glass of sake, beer, wine, anything and anything with alcohol. One of his favorite things is to just sit back, relax, and drink. It would concern you if you didnât know how strict his discipline and self-control are.
Heâs gets extra handsy when heâs drunk (and possessive). He never crosses lines with you, but since you started seeing each other in an intimate capacity, he canât take his hands off of you, especially when heâs drunk. Doesnât care if heâs in public, doesnât care if people are watching. The rest of the crew is shocked when they first witness him getting a rough handful of your ass.
Zoro pulls out pet names, which youâd assume is out of character. Somehow the liquor makes him sweet. âCâmere gorgeous.â
But it also makes him spicier. âGod, youâre so fucking hot.â
Loves sloppy make out sessions after he's had a few drinks. Also is prone to pulling you away somewhere and... well, you know. The man's a dog.
Zoroâs voice gets lower and huskier when heâs too far gone. It makes you feel some sort of way. And your blush does not escape him.
But when heâs wayyyy drunk, he just falls asleep. Like heâll pass out at the bar. He makes it back to the ship by himself usually, but youâve had to shake the sleepy swordsman awake a couple of times.
âZoro, get up. Weâre going back to the ship.â
You have no idea how he can sleep in such a loud bar, and the bartender has been glaring at him for a good 20 minutes at this point.
âWha-?â He raises his head and blinks sleep out of his eyes while he instinctively reaches for his (empty) pint. âOh hey, pretty.â He mumbles and your heart does a flip for the 100th time that night.
Zoro gets MONSTER, BRUTAL hangovers. Next level. He doesnât complain, per say, but heâll walk around squinting, shielding his eyes from light, wincing, muttering curse words, and hissing in air through his teeth the whole time. Forces himself to train through the hangovers and gets grumpy about it.
Favorite drink: sake. Really nice sake.
Ohhh Sanji. Heâs adorable when heâs drunk.
His whole face gets red and his hair gets a bit ruffled. He blushes more than usual and you can practically see his eyes turn into hearts when he looks at you.
Sanji drunk flirts wayyy more audaciously than Zoro, and when heâs drunk he actually spits mad game.
Heâs incapable of doing so when heâs sober, but when heâs drunk he literally attracts a crowd of women. But his eyes are only for you.
If the bar has music and people are dancing, Sanji begs you to dance with him. He loves to twirl you around, feel your hand in his, and let loose. And heâs surprisingly good at it.
Orders bar food even though heâs continually unimpressed by it.
He somehow manages to weasel his way into the kitchen every time he sets foot in a bar. He wants to see whatâs going on in thereâwhenâs the last time they cleaned the stove? Are the knives sharp? Whatâs the mise en place setup? Whatâs their speciality? Why are they using cabernet sauvignon to cook, instead of a pinot noir that would obviously be the better choice? God forbid they use frozen french fries.
Inevitably, he ends up cooking something and either getting along with or fighting with the cooks.
Sometimes he even ends up behind the bar. He isnât just a spectacular chef, heâs also good at making drinks. Obviously his are better than the bartenderâs.
Smokes so many fucking cigs when heâs drunk (because nothing trumps a drunk cigarette) >_>
When he isnât fucking around in the kitchen or slinging cocktails, Sanji waits on you hand and foot. He gets you literally anything you so much as look at when youâre at the bar, and when youâre back home he asks you (and everyone else) what food youâd like.
âPrincess, would you like another drink?â and âHave you been drinking enough water, sweetheart?â
If a creepy guy at the bar so much as looks at you, let alone puts an unwanted hand on your arm or small of your back, Sanji flips his shit. âHey asshole, watch it. Do that again and Iâll kick your ass.â
This goes without saying, but Sanji loves to cook when heâs drunk and somehow his food is even better than usualâand that isnât because youâre drunk, too. Itâs just that good.
âWhat would you like me to make you, my love?â
If you donât know what particular dish youâre in the mood for, he makes you a feast comprised of your favorite foods.
Even if you request something elaborate, he has no problems with it. Cooking is his love language, and he puts extra love into your food.
âGod, youâre so beautiful. I canât take my eyes off of you.â He praises you beyond belief, even when heâs at the stove cooking. âYouâre perfect, my angel.â
Sanji smothers you in kisses and wants to entwine his fingers with yours. Heâs a huge hand holder and cuddler.
If you get way too drunk, he carries you to bed, helps you into some comfy clothes and makes sure youâre sleeping on your side. Heâll pet your hair and watch over you carefully. Heâd never let you get to the point of throwing up, but just in case you do, he brings you the necessary supplies.
He sets out everything he thinks you could possibly want in case you wake up before him, and when he is awake, he brings you whatever you ask for. Heâs attentive, never overbearing, thoughtful, and darling.
âYou somehow get more beautiful every day,â he tells you first thing in the morning when you feel like shit from your hangover and (objectively) look a damn mess. âSo perfect, like always.â
Favorite drink(s): bougie and carefully curated glass of pinot gris. Even better if it comes with complementary accoutrements. Also enjoys a negroni.
When Ace is drunk, heâs smooth, flirty, charming, polite, and a bit forward. But he gets just as rowdy as Luffy. God forbid theyâre at the same bar.
He loves it when a bar has pool. Heâs crazy good at it and begs everyone to play.
When the situation calls for it, he either breaks up bar fights or runs his mouth so much that he starts them. Heâs sassy in general but also talks big game (that he can back up). Especially if someone starts slandering or talking out of their ass about someone he knows.
Somehow manages to gain control over the music every bar he walks into. And he has good playlists too. He hates it if the vibe is off so he takes it upon himself to remedy or prevent that.
Also a big fan of drinking games.
Weirdly excited if there is any opportunity to grill meat. Thinks itâs fun to fuck around with his powers and show off (but it doesnât get too cringey or anything).
Wonât smoke any drunk cigs (like Sanji) but will accompany people outside and give them a light if they need one (heâs just so thoughtful!!!)
Heâs wildly protective over you.
Makes you blush nonstop and pays for everything. Making you blush is like a sport to him.
And while heâs obsessed with you, he doesnât cling to you at the bar or demand your attention every second. He wants you to have fun with your friends, but he also wants you to be safe, so he keeps a watchful eye.
Sings random bar pirate songs with his friends and crew and gets super goofy.
When his cheeks are ruddy and his eyes are glazed over he looks painfully good. The flush makes his freckles pop and when he scrunches his nose up to laugh theyâre emphasized even more. He looks ridiculously good. Like, squeeze your thighs together good.
Ace TEARS UP bar food when heâs drunk. Like, heâs a beast for it. Can put away plates of fries, wings, pizza, you name it. The man is a machine.
Loves to put a hand on your thigh when youâre sitting next to him. He does this sober but when heâs drunk itâs feels so much more intense.
Pulls out the sweetest pet names.
âHowâs it going, sugar?â
âYou drinking enough water, pumpkin?â
Among others: buttercup, darling, angel, princess, doll, etc.
His polite tendencies are multiplied by 1000 any time he gets a drop of alcohol in him.
Gets into sports (or strength) debates at bars.
Has a penchant for accidentally leaving stuff at bars, e.g. wallet. Gets embarrassed about it afterwards.
Aceâs body gets HOT when heâs drunkâhis ability (or attention) to control his temperature slips a bit and he can sometimes forget to regulate himself (regarding his devil fruit). And while heâs physically hot, he doesnât get sweaty or anything. And itâs nice to hold his hand when itâs warm, too. Super comforting.
Heâs all hands (and lips) when heâs drunk, and when you let him/when neither of you are too wasted, but if youâre really drunk and try to initiate anything with him, he IMMEDIATELY puts a stop to it. Heâs a gentleman (not implying that anyone mentioned here would do the opposite of this, just stressing it for Ace because I think heâd put a lot of intention and thought into this, along with Sanji).
He makes sure you donât drink too much (and tries to do the same) because he hates seeing you miserable with a hangover. But if you do over-indulge, heâs there to bring you anything you needâibuprophen, water, Pedialyte, more blankets, different clothes, food, literally anything you could think of.
When youâre out of bed the morning after, he literally chews people out for speaking too loudly around you when he knows you have a headache.
Favorite drink: whiskey or rum and coke. Beer guy, too, so might indulge in the occasional IPA and pretend like it tastes good.
Frequently refuses to drink because he hates having his senses dulled in the slightest. But on rare occasions when he does drink, the whole crew has a blast.
His standoffish and cold disposition melts away when he has a few drinks in him.
The first time you witness his coldness melting away, youâre sitting around a table with the crew at a pub. Heâs a couple drinks in, mean mugging like usual, deadpan and unamused. But someone says something ridiculously funny and he breaks into roaring laughter. You werenât expecting that but everyone else is grinning because they love to see their captain happy.
When Law gets past a certain point he lets loose. Itâs fun to see him mess around with the crew. Heâll laugh so hard he doubles over.
He's so sweet and tender inside. And that makes more of a prominent impression when he lets his guard down just a tad.
When heâs drunk he thinks Bepo is even cuter and goes a little overboard about it to the point where Bepo side eyes him >_> he thinks itâs weird to have his captain hang all over him sometimes. But Bepo is just so fluffy and cute!
When Law is intoxicated and youâre around, his face is covered in big, goofy, sweet smiles. Flashing eyes and lingering touches. He gets rosy cheeks and his hair gets messed up. Makes him look even better.
But he also has the tendency to make blisteringly intense eye contact. So strong and scathing that it makes you squirm in awkwardness if you arenât used to it. He canât help it though, heâs locked in on how beautiful you are.
Surprisingly a fan of drinking games (no gambling though), but what he likes best is if a bar has old arcade games (air hockey and pool will suffice, if not). He could play them for hours and gets super excited about them.
His ears perk up if he hears some nerdy shit. Did someone mention a comic he read when he was five? A commemorative coin that he has been on the hunt for? Heâll get to the bottom of it.
If he hears a bad take on his interests^^ heâll sit down for a heated debate and he always wins.
Surprisingly cute when heâs wasted because he slurs the â-yaâ
Watches the crew's water intake like a hawk. Reminds everyone to drink water and makes sure everyone has a glass of it at all times.
Will make sure the crew has enough bar food to eat family-style.
If youâre one on one, he can be persuaded to talk about deep and personal things, or rather, heâs more comfortable speaking about them when he has some liquid courage in his veins.
The first time he got too drunk and you took care of him was before you started seeing each other. You practically had to carry him back to the Polar Tang. He almost left his hat at the bar, too.
Law was being uncharacteristically sweet to you all night. When you got back to his cabin, you helped him get into bed and brought him water. He (drunkenly) thanked you profusely and called you beautiful (you didnât expect that).
The next morning he blushed bright red and was painfully awkward when he said thank you. He had a massive hangover and tried to hide it but you could tell every time he winced.
Favorite drink: Espresso martini.
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i'm back from my mini-hiatus! but i can't say i'll be posting regularly (or at all? idk) until mid december. (ŕšËá´Ë)ďť it's final papers and app season so i'm going to be getting it from all sides đ but holy shit i can't wait to go absolutely crazy when i'm free from those obligations!