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Do people make house fanart or no

Here’s what would happen if you were to ask Chase what his pronouns are:

Chase: my pronaurns? Awr naur, we dornt ave those in Aurstrailia, we just ave the ‘Roos and sawmtimes snakes. You Amairicans are too ghay. Also iam from aurstrailia.

Seriously why are the people on this sub kind of funny sometimes

I didn't feel like rendering today.... still love this freak though

I see you left a mark Up and down my skin, skin, skin I don't know where I end And where you begin...

New INTEREST JUST DROPPED YAYYY When wilson appears on screen i clap like a seal

I have seen several people post the “my boyfriend is wearing a suit to his autism diagnosis” tweet about House. No? No. He would not. Girl you saw him at his psychiatric appointments. If he’s getting an assessment it’s because Cuddy is dragging him there kicking and screaming. He’d probably show up naked in his bathrobe as protest. “House you were supposed to be ready for this appointment, you agreed!!” House, naked in the tub: “I lied lol”. No suits no kings no gods. dick AND balls OUT at his autism diagnosis

need i say more

calling house and wilson gay in season 1 was a silly lark to me. oh haha they are eating takeout on the floor instead of paying attention to the women in their life.

i’m 6 seasons deep now and they’re living together and going to cooking classes and their lives and persons are now a venn diagram that has merged into a circle. idk where house’s neediness ends and wilson’s “i can fix him” mentality begins. god they’re in love. they are also gay freaks

The hilarious thing about House MD being a loose Sherlock Holmes adaptation is that in the books and pretty much every adaptation Watson follows Holmes around whilst he solves cases and helps him solve the cases and in universe writes about them for an audience, so even though there are varying levels of homosexual vibes and they are friends there is at least a plot reason for Watson to be there all the time. In House though the ‘helping him solve the case’ role is given to his team so apart from House bouncing ideas off of him and the times it may or may not be cancer Wilson following house around to the extent that he does is just kind of Because. If you accept that Wilson is supposed to be the Watson figure in the show then it’s pretty funny that they got rid of all the motives Watson has for following Holmes around all the time and are just left with ‘he’s my bro’. Like he’s not there to solve the puzzles or to get Content out of House solving the puzzles but he is still always there; it ruins his marriage how much he is always there.

happy thursday everyone

Every episode of house be like:

A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!

Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.

Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.

They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!

We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!

Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.

Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.

Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!

Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.

house would NOT fw skibidi toilet

it’s bite his tits wednesday

GUYS GUYS GUYS ITS HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY. DR. MALPRACTICE HIMSELF

be not afraid

i think i'm just sick of the idea of media consumption being an important avenue of expression of one's morality. like so much discourse online is focused on how to consume media in a morally correct and responsible manner and i no longer know what purpose it serves beyond making you feel like a good person. the ideology of these socially conscious fandom type spaces feels increasingly miserable, self-defeating, and disconnected from reality

getting really popular for playing a closet homosexual in one queercoded media as an actor has gotta be one thing but having it happen twice is kind of insane rip robert sean leonard for being gay and dying twice

fight club is so funny like. hello this man is a domestic terrorist in the eyes of the law. he wears booty shorts and has a small business of recreating bath & body works scents. they’re made with human fat btw. and he bombed his loserboy crush’s apartment to get his attention. insane behavior. i’m obsessed with you tyler durden.

the reason they hired Robert Sean Leonard as James Wilson was so they could use Rsl good looks to distract us from Wilson's batshit actions

jack did, in fact, want will to profile a gay serial killer

imo.... house has a fair bit more empathy than wilson. this bothers both of them immensely.

i think house is easy to perceive as unempathetic because his actions are often counter to acting with empathy or at least like... seem that way. but i think this is kind of a mistake and also kind of diminishes his responsibility in his actions? he absolutely understands when he's hurting people on purpose and he knows how they feel- that's, in part, why he does it. he is very hurt when people around him suffer in real ways and gets incredibly distracted by it. house lashes out when people are suffering in ways he cant meaningfully change because it hurts him and hurting that person is causing an emotion he has control of.

in my opinion wilson has a pretty normal amount of empathy for a doctor, which i think is maybe slightly less than an average person. i think he feels a kind of void about this though and i think he massively obsesses over being a good-enough person; wants to think morally good thoughts and feel morally good things and one of those things (to him) is a level of empathy he doesn't really have. i think this perceived failure leads him to extremes to compensate (like give up a large piece of his liver to a patient who sucks)

Wilson: House I desire you carnally

House: *Intense stare*

House: The cardinals… *Quickly runs to the patients room*

House: Do you have any Cardinal nests near your home?

Patient: *coughing blood* What?

House: Answer the question

Wilson: (standing alone) sigh

I love Wilson and House "friendship" cause tell me why at houses "funeral" people were like " he was such an good and caring person " while Wilson was like " let me tell you about this BITCH-ASS LOSER I called an friend, he was an JERK and SELFISH and deserved NO BITCHES." When I die my friends better act like that at my funeral.

wilson is so fucking funny. he practically stole the fancy apartment cuddy wanted to buy right out from under her because she hurt house and needed to be punished. plus he and house needed a bigger place with room for a bigger fridge. so they move in together and wilson is just like "wait why do people think we're gay???"