Latest Posts by asyor - Page 10
painful
Lance, stroking Keith's hair: You're so tiny and adorable
Keith, half asleep: I could literally kick your ass right now.
Lance, with heart eyes: I know.
same energy
water buddies! 8′)
(commissioned by @nicci-nb 💕)
every person i know: i can’t live without coffee, it’s even in my veins instead of blood, i drank like 6 cups of coffee today
me: *quietly sips tea*
Shiro: What’s up with Lance? He’s been laying on the ground for like fifteen minutes.
Pidge: He’s just a little overwhelmed.
Shiro: Why?
Hunk: Keith giggled.
Princess Mononoke (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
i have bde. bisexual disaster energy
today i learned fish can be dicks
I CAN’T WATCH BOB’S BURGERS ANYMORE
R I P IN PIECES LANCE
Percy [reading a fortune cookie]: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same
Nico [with a mouth full of takeout]: kill two
i hope someone cradles you in their arms for christmas
jungkook and the witch's flower!
so i sketched my best friend as an android since she’s been really into d:bh recently doesn’t really look like her but whatever
voltron fanfic like
lance tangoed in. ’allí es mi papí caliente. hola keith’
keith leaned forward, “oppa voltron style” he whispered sexily in korean.
keith said something in korean (A/N: i don’t know korean make soemthign up).
“ohhhh keith mi amante” the caramel blue pilot said, wrapping his yaoi arms around keith’s tiny asian body.
suddenly lance whipped his head arojnd. ‘its Coming’ he said.
“何ですか？"said shiro.
allura walked in. the light shone on her chocolate skin. her mocha colored hands flew to her mouth.
keith cried in korean.
hunk walked in. ‘who wants food’ he said in hawaiian. (i don’t really remember a lot about hunk lol!!! who is he again)
“oh mierda allura i was trying to seducir keith ” lance yelled in a sexy latin way.
keith collapsed onto the floor, “모든 알려진 법률에 따르면 항공, 벌이 없다. 날 수 있어야합니다. 그 날개는 너무 작아서 뚱뚱한 작은 몸을 땅에서 떨어 뜨리지 못합니다.” he cried out, his kimchi hitting the floor like la chancla on lance’s face back on earth. keith lay on the floor, his phone ringing out his favorite kpop song: oppa gangnam style.
lance cried, cuban tears streaming down his face. “keith mi amor te muriaste demasiado pronto” he said, eating a burrito.
“allura this is all your culpa” lance said, in spanish for the last bit.
allura’s mocha brown starbucks hot chocolate hand was on her face. “Oh no!! I didn’t mean to!” but it was too late. keith was already muerto (that’s spanish for dead)
coran fell out of the vents speaking australian. “im going to pop on over to the tiddlywinks and have a cuppa with a few of th’ lads since i have shilling or two” coran said.
“何 the fuck” shiro said.
keith cried korean tears, “i’m 죄송합니다, lance” he cried. “but at least i got to 주사위 here with you, listening to my favorite kpop song because i am korean, oppa gangnam style.”
keith oppa gangnam styled his way to space korea heaven, lance crying into his taco.
“ファックあなた all, “shiro said. “i 大嫌い you”
a collaborative effort with @uranohoshi
httyd3 au!
lightfury!tae being confused (yet amused) by toothless!jungkook, who’s trying to show off