Hi can I ask for a blurb where Peter accidently hits the reader while playing or something like he sometimes forgets about his super strength but fluff at the end please đĽş.
this got away from me but this was so fun and cute to write!
âI kinda want a black eye.âÂ
Your boyfriend slowly lowered the bag of peas on his left eye, his elbow dropped daringly, forcing you to look at the dark purple hue.Â
âOh, really?âÂ
You nod, âit looks gnarly but itâd be cool to have one.âÂ
âBaby, my heartbeat is currently taking place from my eyeball. You donât want one.âÂ
Stretching across the space on the couch you raise Peterâs hand back up so he can ice the bruise some more, it does look painful.Â
âI think if you loved me youâd give me one.âÂ
Peter took a second to see if that sentence would resonate with you but it hadnât.Â
âWe should go to the women's shelter and spread that knowledge.âÂ
You scoff, âthey weren't asking for it, Peter. I am.âÂ
Your boyfriend lowered his temporary ice pack and reached a hand out, his thumb rubbed under your eye, you almost thought he was thinking about it. Almost.Â
âIâd never. I would, however, patch you up if you ever got one.âÂ
âDo you have a friend that could-âÂ
âNo.âÂ
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Oh FUCK did your eye HURT.Â
It was on a level ten throb level, it felt like a ring stretching to your eyebrow and nose. You couldnât even open it, all you could do was press your hand to it and try and stop the pressure from building, it didnât work.Â
You were able to blink it open just enough to be blinded by the living room light, youâve never been so light sensitive. Squeezing it shut you winced, you tried to be understanding and calm; it was an accident after all. But the pain was spreading all over your face and you had a target right on the corner of your right eye, and it hurt.Â
If your right eye could open itâd be shedding tears too, you had one continuance stream coming from your left eye.Â
Your voice bubbles with pain, âpetey, it hurts.âÂ
Your boyfriend couldnât even breathe right now, he had hurt you. The one thing he swore he would never, could never do, and he did it. Panic flooded his body, panicked heâs caused serious damage, panicked youâd be scared of him, panicked youâd dump him, panicked your dad would come curbstomp him.Â
âIt hurts so bad,â he knows youâre calling out for him, he knows you need him, but all he could replay was the âwhack!â in his head. It wasnât gentle in the slightest, you whipped away from him with a hiss, your hand immediately covering your eye. You had been okay at first but after a minute had passed it became nearly unbearable.
Peter knows how bad a black eye hurts, and he just gave you one.Â
His short, barely there breaths start to stutter. Â
And suddenly Peter couldnât see because his vision was muddled by tears, he tried to blink them back but they ran. He canât remember the last time heâs cried, but this brought him to his knees. He never wanted to punish himself more than in that second. He shouldâve been quicker, he shouldâve known you were behind him, he has those goddamn senses and they did nothing in that moment.Â
âPeter!â A desperate cry for attention, you donât know what to do, it hurts more than you could imagine.Â
You look up at your boyfriend still standing in shock where he jumped away from you after hitting you directly in your eye. A wrestling battle, you had tried to take him down after heâd pinned you three times. In an effort of a sneak attack you crawled up the couch and tried to jump on his back where he sat on the floor. You dived and at the last moment his hand⌠well you donât know what he was trying to do but it connected hard to your cheekbone.Â
Your back hit the couch and you held your hand as you hissed and groaned in hurt, Peter scrambled up and backed up behind the coffee table, as if he was scared to be around you. Â
Heâs crying, your boyfriendâs crying. Youâve been punched and heâs crying.Â
âIâm.. Iâm sorr.. Fuck.â Peter snaps out of it, you need him. He crosses to the couch in two steps, his hand cupping your cheek. It makes everything in him deflate when you flinch as he touches you, he bites his bottom lip to stop a sob. âBaby, Iâm so sorry. Iâm so, so sorry.âÂ
His heart hurts as you cry, his thumb taps at your hand covering the damaged eye. The one he caused.Â
âLet me see it, please?â Peter said it like a question, like heâd ever be lucky enough to have that privilege.Â
You sob, âit hurts.âÂ
Peter blinks, more tears. He canât believe heâs crying over this, he also canât believe he hit his fucking girlfriend.Â
âI know, I know it does, baby. Please let me see it.âÂ
You choke in air to stop your crying, it works. You slowly lift your hand off your eye, itâs not throbbing as much but the pressure has inflated tenfold and you couldnât open it if you tried, it was swollen shut. You tried to gauge a reaction out of him, to see how bad it is. You forgot your boyfriend had the worldâs best poker face.Â
Peter wanted to curl up into a ball when he saw the damage.Â
It was bruising, and swollen and you couldnât open your eye and it was all his fault.Â
His fault, his fault, his fault.Â
If he was normal, if he was a normal boyfriend, this wouldnât have happened. A normal teenager doesnât have the strength to hold a ferry or stop a runaway bus, he does. And he used that strength on you.Â
His powers, his abilities, his strength.
His fault, his fault, his fault.Â
âYou need ice.â Is all that could come out. A wince wraps over your face when you nod, you try to sit up and groan. âEverything hurts. How do you do this? Pain has to affect you differently, right?â Peter ignored you as he backed away, you donât think heâs ever been so aware of his surroundings and actions.Â
He shouldnât be getting ice, he shouldnât be putting it in a plastic bag and wrapping a rag around it, he shouldnât be grabbing you tylenol extra strength, he shouldnât be icing your black eye he caused.Â
His fault, his fault, his fault.Â
It scared you how quiet he was, the accidental punch was just that. You werenât upset at him or scared he would do it again, you were scared how odd he was acting. He was strangely quiet and standoffish, when he came back to you with ice and pills you watched him think about holding the bag to your eye but stopped and put it in your hand.Â
He shifted his weight and looked at the couch, he stepped back and sat on the coffee table.Â
Peter cried and was quiet and standoffish and scared to touch you. He was terrified of himself, you may be physically hurt but he was emotionally broken, his one major thing washed down the drain. Accident or not he gave you a black eye, and it was tearing him up inside.Â
You hummed when ice hit the hot skin, suddenly it didnât hurt.Â
âAm I right, super high pain tolerance?âÂ
Itâs like you broke through a wall, Peter looked up at you like he just found out you were in the room.Â
âI hit you.âÂ
You wouldâve rolled your eyes if you couldâve.Â
âThatâs a little dramatic.âÂ
Peter shook his head, upset you werenât upset.Â
âI hit you hard, I hurt you. IâŚâ His hand pulled at his curls so hard you grit your teeth. âI fucking hit you,â he whispered it, like his own mind couldnât wrap it around.Â
He doesnât pull out the fuck word often.Â
You thought about reaching out for his hand, but you think thatâd made things worse.Â
âIâm not scared of you, petey. It was an accident.âÂ
âI swore iâd never hurt you, that I would never hit you and I didnât-âÂ
âMean it.â You cut him off, âyou didnât mean it.âÂ
Peter rubbed at his jaw and blinked, you saw tears puddling and you wanted to do nothing more than hold him. He couldnât stop thinking about it, you lowered the bag of ice from your eye prepared to switch seats. He wouldnât let you.Â
âIce.â Cold and hard, like you had no other option. You didnât question him, you followed instructions.Â
âRemember when you asked me to give you a black eye months ago?âÂ
It was a joke. Sure, you saw a tiktok with a girl who had one and you couldnât deny it looked a little cool. Then seeing one on Peter the same night you couldnât shake it. You were just playing around, itâs not like it was that serious.Â
âI was joki-âÂ
âI told you I'd never, and I did. I hit my girlfriend and gave her a black eye.âÂ
Disgust. Thatâs what it was. He was disgusted with himself.Â
You sat up straight, your lip curled up.Â
A black eye? Sick.
âWait, really?âÂ
Peter looked up at your excitement, it came from nowhere.Â
âYou gave me a black eye? I have a black eye right now? For real, for real?âÂ
This wasnât a cute or funny thing, and he wonât let you make it be one.Â
He hit you.
âThis isnât funny, I hit you and youâre happy you got a black eye?âÂ
âPete, I forgive you. And not just cause you gave me a black eye, because it was an accident and you didnât mean to and youâre obviously extremely remorseful.âÂ
âBut I-âÂ
You reached out for his hand, âforgive yourself. You forgive yourself.âÂ
It wouldnât be instant, until your eye healed, which would be at a much slower rate than him, he wouldnât be able to fully forgive himself.Â
âNo more wrestling.âÂ
You scoff, âno more sneak attacks, how about that?âÂ
He shook his head, âI donât want this happening again.âÂ
âIf the situation was reversed would you want me to hold it against myself?âÂ
Peter scoffed, âabsolutely not, but it wouldnât hurt me like it does you.âÂ
âSo you do have a super high pain tolerance.âÂ
He snapped and ripped his hand from yours, âyes, I do have a super high pain tolerance. I also have super strength and give my girlfriend black eyes.âÂ
You held your hand up, the other one slightly freezing from the cold but you were too scared to take it off.Â
âFirst off, plural. Second, please stop. Youâre making me feel bad, Iâm really okay and Iâm not mad and I forgive you a thousand million percent.âÂ
Peter inhaled sharply, he has to believe you. Heâs more shook up than you are and he guesses he should agree with you, you were the hurt one. If you forgive him he could try and do the same.
âI think you need to give me a black eye to even it out.âÂ
You gasp like your offended at his words, your hand lays over your heart.Â
âIâd never!âÂ
Your boyfriend ran his tongue over his teeth and gave you a dead stare, his hands pushed him off the coffee table. His words grumbled, âtoxic.âÂ
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