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Training for the Big Day 💪
Maybe the last one is just you :/
And also add on: We can't use ice cream scoopers, Coffee cups & mugs have cute designs but no none can see it, bumping your hand to someone elses while eating, "OMG you're left handed?!", breaking your left arm and people saying "Well atleast it wasn't your good arm."
Being a lefty means dumb scissors, stupid binders, smudged writing hand, and someone saying ‘oh let me get that’ when you grab a knife for something.
Or was that last part just me?
Omg 😂
*Obsidian is formed*
Me: *sobbing* I-I... SHES SO BEAUTIFUL I JUST FREAKING CANT
You'd think that Pearl would be in Ravenclaw...
20 Things Peter Parker is No Longer Allowed to Do
1. Say, “I don’t feel so good.”
2. Run into burning buildings.
3. Go to space.
4. Hack the spider suit.
5. Eat Wong’s sandwich.
6. Add protocols to the AI.
7. Leave Legos on the floor.
8. Swing from the chandelier while singing, Chandelier. AT ALL.
9. Make references from the movie, Alien.
10. Ask F.R.I.D.A.Y to play, Despacito.
11. Claim to have done something for, “the vine.”
12. Play dodgeball with the Cloak at Stephen’s house, at Tony’s house, ANYWHERE, EVER.
13. Go in the lab unsupervised.
14. Have “bug battles” with Nat and Scott.
15. Walk on the ceiling with shoes on.
16. Sing, Mad World for dramatic effect.
17. Say, “Wizard Dad.” (Dr. Dad is acceptable.)
18. Open doors without knocking.
19. Steal the Cloak and claim to be the Spider Supreme.
20. Stuff DUM-E with confetti.
I freaking love this XD👌
Stephen is a dog person and Tony is a cat person as proof I offee
EXHIBIT 1A) Doctor Strange has a ghost dog in the comics
EXHIBIT 1B) the deleted scene from the 2016 Doctor Strange movie where Stephen helps a dog
EXHIBIT 2A) every picture of Robert Downey Jr with a cat that I could find (feel free to add more)
Hi's freakiNG V O I C E K R A C K E D ! !
OKAY BUT LIKE,,, MY PRECIOUS SNAKY BABY BOI OMG HE WAS SO AMAZING AND HIS LAUGH ACK AND THE NAME TAG AND JUST AHHHH!!!! But also nothing gets me like Virgil’s “Nothing! Get out!” 🤣
This is beautiful❤👌
Cuphead & Bendy in… “Crossover Clash!”
I hope so XD
i heard you were talking shit about severus snape have a high five and your bedtime is never
VIRGIL SAYS THE NEXT EPISODE IS COMING OUT SOON AHHH
I love it 💜💛
child like wonder
Summary: when the sides find out that Virgil and deceit not only believed in Santa but they also believe they were permanently on the naughty list so the sides decided to make sure this was the best Christmas they ever had
ships: Platonic LAMP+D
warnings: none that i know of message if i missed some
word count:3,834
Christmas eve 10:00 pm
It was Christmas eve and Patton was beside himself with excitement and joy , there he was in the kitchen baking holiday cookies and chocolate chip cookies with both Virgil and Deceit sitting in the kitchen ‘helping’ him mixing the ingredients together and fast testing to make sure the dough was prefect. While Logan and Roman were in the living room watching a Christmas movie . It would be the first Christmas that they all were together .“What do you think kiddo’s does it pass the fast test?” He asked carefully taking out a batch of cookies out of the oven and placing it on the cooling rack .
Virgil was sat at the table Deceit across from him , they looked up from the bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough both had spoons mid way to their mouth that had cookie dough on it . Virgil sat up straight giving Patton a small smile nodding “yeah dad it’s perfect.”
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This pic is the only thing I need in life. Blessed photo
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Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Grandpa Tony Headcanon
OKAY BUT IMAGINE
Peter’s future child gets his mutation/enhancements (whatever) because Peter’s DNA is permanently changed. They know the baby has them because they tested her (I imagine Peter having a cute little baby girl with MJ sorry) DNA when she was born, but she never showed any signs of her powers being active.
WELL
One day Tony is babysitting his mentee’s baby granddaughter. And she’s like, one, at this point. So she’s crawling around the living room and Tony turns around for ONE SECOND and she’s gone.
He fucking flips his shit.
His precious baby granddaughter went missing under his watch???
He’s turning the room upside down when he hears a giggle above him, and he can actually feel the blood drain from his body.
He looks up and SHE’S CRAWLING ON THE FUCKING CEILING.
“Nonononono!”
He coos at her and try’s to get her to come down but she isn’t having it.
So he has to activate his emergency nanotech suit so he can physically fly up to the ceiling and grab her.
He doesn’t let her leave his sight the rest of the day.
Peter gets back with MJ from their day out and asks how everything went.
“Easy peasy.”
Peter laughs, “Oh really?”
Tony squirms.
Apparently FRIDAY sent Peter a video of Tony’s episode earlier in the day.
And apparently Peter knew his daughter could climb walls but neglected to tell Tony.
“I disown you.” Tony tells him.
“You would never.” Peter laughs.
And he’s right.
Virgil still couldn't understand, how Roman had managed to drag him into a basketball game. For the first twenty or so minutes he had been denying that he was enjoying the time spent watching the game, but after the first few points he stopped pretending. "Hey V!" Romans suddenly said and the anxious side looked up at him. Roman wasn't looking back at him, instead at a large screen, his face getting redder every passing second. Virgil followed his gaze to see the kiss cam's screen. They both where on it. Next to him, Roman buried his face in his hands and Virgil himself started agressivly making a no gesture. He heard loud booing around him and he and Roman where out of the screen. For now.
Throughout the game, he and Roman kept getting into the kiss camera and nearing the middle point of the game, Virgil was getting fed up with it. "I swear if the kiss cam comes back to us for like the billionth time, I'm gonna scream." The emo grumbled in annoyence. Roman just laughed slightly at Virgil and let his eyes trail back to the game. "OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!" Virgil screamed next to him. Roman barely had time to register what happened when he suddenly felt someone grab the collar of his shirt and be pulled into a kiss. He felt like fireworks were exploding inside him and his face felt like it was on fire. Oh how he loved the feeling of Virgil's lips on his. It felt like their lips had been made for eachother, that good and perfect the kiss felt. Too soon Virgil pulled away and Roman was slapped back to reality from the seventh heaven to a cheering crowd. Virgil turned back to the game and the creative side's mind wondered back to the heavenly moment. To how soft Virgil's lips had felt and that feeling inside his stomach. The kiss felt like a drug to him, making him high and making him want more. Oh how much he wanted to kiss Virgil again.
Roman didn't know how long he had been in that daydream, but when he finally did snap out of it the game was nearing it's end. "I-I wonder why the camera kept coming back to us..." Virgil looked up at him, shrugged and turned back to the game.
About thirty-or-so minutes before that Patton had slipped the camera man a hundred dollars. "Thank you, my good sir." And with that he skipped away to Logan.
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@solicitude-soli you wanted to be tagged so I hope you like it ^^
Virgil and Roman: *at a basketball game*
Virgil and Roman: *get on kiss cam*
Roman: *blushing like crazy, covering his head*
Virgil: *making an obvious “no” gesture*
Crowd: *boos*
Virgil and Roman: *kiss cam comes back to them several more times during the game and both object*
Virgil, fed up with this bullshit after the millionth time: OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!!
Virgil: *grabs Roman by the collar, kissing him*
Crowd: *cheers loudly*
Roman: *sits quietly for half an hour, staring ahead blankly in shock*
Roman: I wonder why the camera kept coming back to us.
Virgil: *shrugs and keeps watching the game*
Patton, slipping a hundred bucks to the camera man: Thank you, my good sir.
I NEED THIS OMG!!!!!
One in the same
Dear god yes!!
I want to see they meet!
Whenever Joker goes out under cover (as a regular civilian) he wears a scarf to cover his mouth and hide his teeth.
Now imagine he meets Bruce Wayne, they hit it off and start dating, both completely ignorant to who the other really is.
Joker goes out more as a regular person now that he has a boyfriend. During the day they date, and by night they fight, both careful not to reveal who they really are.
Bruce has seen the man without his scarf but it’s extremely rare and he speaks smaller, facing down to hide his mouth. Bruce just thinks he’s shy, and finds it adorable.
During an intimate moment together, Jokers scarf removed so they could share kisses, Bruce finally tells his boyfriend his biggest secret.. he’s Batman.
The Joker laughs like it was a bad joke, laughs so hard that Bruce sees his sharp pointed teeth and instantly recognizes the smile.
Joker slaps his hands over his mouth, realizing what Bruce had seen “… You’re not serious” he asks
And suddenly they realize who they have been seeing..
I'M CRYING HOLY FUCK😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Patton, running into Roman’s room very panicked: ROMAN, LOGAN MADE THE WINDOWS ERROR NOISE BEFORE COLLAPSING ON THE FLOOR
Roman, utterly confused: I…what??
Patton: HOW DO YOU RESTART A HUMAN
Roman: Patton you need to calm down and tell me what happened
Patton, taking deep breaths: Virgil giggled
Patton: and I think it killed Logan
Patton: and we need to restart him so Virgil doesn’t go to trial for murder
Roman, blinking slowly: did you try replacing the batteries
i have three (3) children
Very much spoilery for Chapter 5, so read no further if you still haven’t finished the game. My Other!Bendy AU was an exercise in me finding out how much I like writing out AU ideas in not-story format, so here’s another one. It’s ‘canon’ with the loop, but I’ve put a much happier, more hopeful spin on things. Enjoy!
It only takes a dozen loops or so before Henry realizes what’s going on. He has to relive his journey through the depths of the studio, no matter how long it takes or how much he tries to change his fate. He’s trapped, always forced forward and down.
It only takes another time or two for him to realize that the other players in this game of Joey’s that they’ve all been forced into are catching on as well. Their scripts start to change, they hesitate and falter, and they are confused and lost and afraid.
Henry—whatever or whoever he might be—cares. He’s gotten to know the characters he used to draw, he’s become reacquainted with the toons his old friends became, he sees the way Bendy flinches at the sight of the The End tape. And he will not stand for it.
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😂😂😂😂
A doot doot XD
Edit: Still haven't gotten one lol
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
How would you manage that??
Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.
OH MY GOD 😂😂😂
Hi, may i suggest: the sides in a car. Virgil is driving because everyone thought he'd drive safest bc he's the vigilant one. They thought wrong. Virgil drives like he's trying to outrun a horde of hellhounds. Absolutely insane. The others are horrified. Virgil is having a blast. Everyone is screaming in various degrees of fear, in one case in glee. They decide to never let virgil drive again unless they're running very very late for some important event/appointment
I LOVE ALL OF MY ANONS SO FUCKING MUCH I KNOW I SAID IT BEFORE BUT YALL ALWAYS SEND ME THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
I SWEAR IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS ASK I KNOW IT ISNT AN ART REQUEST BUT GODDAMN I COULDNT RESIST
also dont @/ me okay i dont know how to draw cars–
BONUS ROMAN:
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I'm crying 😂
Ok but just think: Roman having one of those really loud thunder sneezes
Patton having a Dad sneeze (you know what I’m talking about)
Logan having one of those really vilolent looking sneezes that you get out of the way for or you might get smacked, yet it is completely silent
Virgil having one of those cute little kitten sneezes
Virgil: *sneezes*
Patton: *tearing up* fuhking superb you funky little kitten
Logan: *is about to sneeze*
Patton and Virgil: *cowering behind Roman*
Roman: Not today foul beast!
~movie night, everyone is snuggling on the couch~
Roman: *sneezes*
Virgil: *shreiks and sticks to the ceiling like a cat*
Patton: *sneezes*
*silence*
Logan: Gesundheit Vater