*luigi Logic Sound Effect*

The first of the machines to have reached the bottom of Hell, V2 was offered a contract by the King of the Underworld: unlimited fuel from the river Styx, in exchange for stopping any other machine from setting foot into Hell.

god i wish i could be as cool as this guy

watching the sonic movie in about three days time and i have just 2 hopes

1. Sonic and Shadow get a badass fight scene

2. They do the sick pose in front of the moon from (i think) SA2

just these things and i will be happy

FUCK YOU!!!! *edits your wikipedia page to say “was” instead of “is”*

짤트레

Jerma has given you Black Mold. You will not survive. Say goodbye to your loved ones now.

I went to the dollar general with five dollars and got some off brand pop tarts, ate one and decided it tasted weird. So I set the other aside, came back to it a couple of hours later and realized it had black mold on it, like a lot of it. So in case I end up with a not so bright fate, I would like to know what creature I get!

String identified: t t t a ga t a a gt a tat, at a c t tat . t t t a, ca ac t t a c at a a t a ac t, a t t. ca t a t gt at, t at cat gt!

Closest match: Homo sapiens genome assembly, chromosome: contig-113 Common name: Common Human

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cookie clicker guy plays terraria?!?!?! how goated can one person be???

collab with Terraria. I know you want to.

there's already a popular clicker class mod idk what i'd bring to the table

why is this so FUCKING real though

It's hard making friends as an adult. When I was in elementary school, I went table to table at the cafeteria asking every person there if they liked Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time for the Nintendo DS, and no one knew what the fuck I was talking about aside from one kid, and then we became friends for 7 years

"Did you hear about what [insert celebrity] did -"

you cant just put kirby characters in here and expect anyone else to have a chance lol. Galacta knight mops the floor with these two

It's time....for a.....

GODLY BATTLE ROYALE!!!!!!