Latest Posts by alfredleftasscheck - Page 2
Helping shovel snow.
"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop
Oh gosh-
Person A: is really apathetic and quiet, introvert, does not like others, not good with other people’s emotions at all right?
Person B: is very empathetic, stereotypical motherly kind of person, ambiverted, has a lot of love in their heart and seems super sweet and innocent right?
In a relationship but-
It’s not your typical opposites attract.
It’s actually a case of A brings out B’s dark side and they just have a lot of fun together.
“Many of my movies have strong female leads - brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a saviour. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man.” -Hayao Miyazaki
Happy International Women’s Day!
Land of the free home of the massive titties
I saw this art on twitter and at least two people mentioned it was Lu and Tincho, so I felt ✨Inspired✨
I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.
And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”
And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”
And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”
Sorry to be an ugly fun-killer but in light of the recent Invasion I urge you all to be mindful of the things you reblog and the memes that you repost. Please remember that behind every "world war 3 lmao" post there is a reality where real people are going to be displaced from their homes and are going to lose their lives.
Before you laugh at that tweet that talks about the draft or whatever ask yourself: are you laughing because it's funny? or are you laughing because you're safe and comfortable in the West and it's not a direct problem for you?
things to update after a legal name change!
Social security card
Driver’s license
Passport
Birth certificate
Employer HR
Bank account
Credit card company
Car insurance
Health insurance
Utilities
Cell phone account
Voter registration
Your school
Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)
Doctor’s office & other health specialists
TV & internet
Paypal
*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!
i love it when the insane bitches make films
I hear a lot of people bitching that they can’t leave kudos multiple times per story, or can’t leave kudos on every chapter, or whatever.
Well, take a page out of this marvelous book, because I swear I’ve never been so happy to receive kudos as waking up to multiple people having done this on multiple chapters on a story I just posted.
The bar just got raised, folks.
How to draw: Not white characters
How to draw a Black person
How to colour Black people skin tones
How to draw dreadlocks
How to draw African hair
How to draw curly hair
How to draw braids
How to draw braids part 2
How to draw cornrows
How to draw Bantu knots
How to draw two strand twists
How to draw an Asian person
How to colour darker skin tones with alcohol markers
How to draw hijabs/traditional Muslim hair coverings
How to draw a hijabi girl
All links and art provided by @ itsajart on TikTok
Before you go “mY aRt sTyLe iS dIfFrEnT tHoUgH” you can moderate it and play around with your style to get it to fit.
i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars
in the jojo universe there’s a stand user section of the internet with positivity post like “arrow born stand users are JUST AS VALID as natural born stand users!!!! your stand abilities don’t need to be inter-generational to be real and important!!!!!”
JEJWNDNSJD stand user memes and discourse.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
22 February 2022 falls on a Tuesday.
just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
underrated trope: “i’ve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i’m supposed to trust you”
TOKYO GODFATHERS ‘東京ゴッドファーザーズ’ dir. Satoshi Kon
Time Out’s 50 greatest animated films:
Whisper of the Heart (1995)
Directed by Yoshifumi Kondo
You could sit through ‘Whisper of the Heart’, one of Studio Ghibli’s lesser-known masterworks, and ponder: did this really need to be an animated movie? Eschewing the expressionist flights of fancy most associated with the medium, Kondo’s film is more of a muted family drama that takes place in a very basic and very real Japanese neighbourhood while adopting as its focus the growing pains of sprightly teenage heroine, Shizuku. It traces her persistent attempts to become an author, mainly of pop song lyrics, but takes a sweetly-realised romantic detour when she develops a crush on a fellow student who yearns to be a violin maker in Italy. A lavish dream sequence involving a statue of a Germanic cat in tails and a top hat is the only time we depart from reality, but here is a film that uses the gifts of the animated form to magnify the tiny magical minutiae of everyday life. Things like an ornamental grandfather clock that tells a story when it chimes, or a cat that jumps on a train and leads Shizuku to an antique shop… The realist backdrop in turn makes these small moments feel all the more pertinent, especially as the film works hard to convey the uplifting notion that inspiration can take many weird and wonderful forms – it’s just waiting for you to find it. How else could an ad-hoc chamber music rendition of John Denver’s ‘Take Me Home, Country Roads’ bring a big, salty tear to your eye? A beautiful film. (x)
Ghibli Houses - Shizuku’s House in Whisper of the Heart (1995)
Vertical Panning Shots in Whisper of the Heart (1995)
Dir.Yoshifumi Kondo
Pan Shots from Hayao Miyazaki’s Lupin the Third: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979)
Whisper of the Heart
Ghibli Gardens - The Bathouse Gardens in Spirited Away (2001)
Seiseki Sakuragaoka Tama - Locations used in Whisper of the Heart 耳をすませば Mimi o Sumaseba.
A Model Place guide map located near the Keio Line, the stairway you see Shizuku heading down towards the library, the shrine in the scene of Sugimara’s rejection, the round about near the Antique shop and the view Seiji and Shizuku watch the sunrise from in the final scene.
I also read that the Tama district is also the location for Pom Poko! :D