Mars Needs Hot Yoga Instructors

this may be an Unpopular Opinion (even on tumblr) but like the 8-hour workday is just Too Gotdamn Long

like even sitting in an office for eight hours a day isn’t particularly pleasant (or healthy, as we are beginning to see) but when we’re talking about doing *actual work* for that same amount time it gets pretty fucking brutal

doing literally *anything* (even leisure activities) for eight hours straight tends to be less than enjoyable but when we’re talking about things like construction, landscaping, factory work, and hell, even foodservice and retail, eight hours is a fucking ETERNITY

i might just be a lazy weak-willed bitch but honestly i think i’m not entirely wrong

TMRO I HLOEN!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

i love this site

I'm starting to get smile lines.

How lovely to have smiled so often that happiness permanently etches itself into your face

D'entre totes les estrelles,

em sabia la més freda

i llunyana.

Les mans tapaven el blanc del cel

i m'encongien en un mar negre

「just llavors vaig veure més mans tapant el mateix sol– milers de mans,

cadascuna la més singular

i més llunyana i més freda.」

Quin joc de llums més únic,

el veure que algú sent el mateix que tu,

i que tot i que siguis a anys llum de distància

i que no el puguis abraçar,

encara li puguis dir:

"vols ser amic meu?"

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So you dreamt the new Mario movie

I became the ruler of penguins but they were all jealous and didn’t show up to my coronation so I melted all the ice in the kingdom and made them watch.

A one minute person

I don't get the meaning behind your hair clip.

Bubbly glasses pierce through the back of hundreds of people, looking what's not there.

(A person, a fragment of it, maybe.)

Listening to music and tapping your fingers-

that doesn't really help me, but I'd be glad to imagine the meaning behind your hair clip.

describing my relationship to someone by introducing them to people as "an old wound"

two guys having a conversation about their friend who uses any pronouns but they're very clearly trying to outdo each other in obscurity with each pronoun used