Shorthands For Dumbassery That I Have Grown To Love Deeply

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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This Is My Aesthetic. I've Found It At Last. Mountain Road Signs Bearing Sexual Puns.
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This is my aesthetic. I've found it at last. mountain road signs bearing sexual puns.

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Brb Trying This

brb trying this

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acabwitch
2 months ago

it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

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acabwitch
3 months ago

“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

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acabwitch
3 months ago

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

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acabwitch
10 months ago
🤎🤍🩷

🤎🤍🩷

I'm basically into girls

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2 months ago

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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acabwitch
1 month ago
Him

him

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acabwitch - Vedin (vay-den)
acabwitch
Vedin (vay-den)

Ho hum hai, down with empires and up with softness.They/them polyam white queer

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