You Know That Thing With Like Barty Wanting To Kill His Father, And Evan Is Like We Can Also Kill My

ways i've seen the top gear boys described

old married couple and their dog

divorced couple and their tired kid

two older brothers who always call shotgun and the younger brother who's always stuck in the back

normal guy with weird hair and two weird guys with normal hair

hamster, cocker spaniel, and a particularly large devon rex

the cousins you meet at the family barbeque and then never see them again

i always want to ask my mutuals about their ships but im often scared it will come across as forced and disingenuous or awkward when genuinely i just want them to share their thoughts/headcanons/etc especially if they don't often post vocally about them. or sometimes i want to offer some of my own thoughts even it's just that im just bad at wording things that way. does anyone else struggle with this

"The Winner Takes It All" by ABBA is so post first wizarding war wolfstar coded.

My obsession with top gear is still going strong and I'm like...

What if Jeremy Clarkson took one look at the height differences between him and Richard Hammond and was like this is comedy gold and hired him on the spot. Yes, he took into consideration everything else, but he couldn't stop thinking about the height difference between them and all the short jokes he was going to make.

Do I want Robert Sean Leonard, Do I want to be Robert Sean Leonard or Do I want to be adopted by Robert Sean Leonard

The way my jaw dropped at the absolute adorableness of this holy shit. Cannon dude, oh my god. This, this is everything.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

...so, it is established that Regulus is a black cat animagus, yes?

I give you: cat Reg cuddling with their babies when they are still too small to be safely sleeping in their parents' bed, but he wants to be close to them so bad, watch them breath, hear their little hearts beat.

So he turns into a cat and climbs into the crib, curling around their soft heads and protecting them from bad dreams. Purring until he falls asleep.

Rosekiller in the great hall always acting and sounding like they are in the start of a porno. Everyone sort of stays clear of them fully expecting them to start raw dogging on the table one day.

remus and sirius are concert buddies, peter and remus are science museum buddies, sirius and james are drinking buddies, james and peter are movie watching buddies, peter and sirius are chess buddies, remus and james are mischief planning buddies

Need a runaway Hiccup au, where he runs away after the events of the first movie, riders and defenders of Berk. His entire village doesn't know about the whole Toothless thing and has been lying through his teeth for years, how he lost his leg, why he's always tired, why he is barely around.

He still has Stormfly, Hookfang, Meatlug, Barf and Belch they are like his highly coordinated/trained but still stupid and dumb as fuck ride or die gang, they just don't have riders.

He runs away and forms the Edge that slowly gets bigger as he stumbles upon Heather and befriends Dagur again. Also, Viggo survives his attempt of trying to sacrifice himself for Hiccup and joins the small, slightly batshit insane group.

Hiccup teaches Viggo on ways his tribe can thrive without having to harm or sell dragons.

So now Hiccup is leading this even more ragtag group, that is more or less just Viggo trying to keep his sanity while the others keep egging each other on.

The group that he ends up fighting with in the other 2 movies plus a few